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OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!
I can see through all the lies!
Why don't you TAKE THAT!

—Replis Monathin

Our defense lawyer
Uses Courtroom Antics to
Indict witnesses.

—sgrunt

I shout, OBJECTION!
Attorneys need defense too -
Please stop whipping me.

—Cidolfas

In this court of law
More important than your case
Are powerful lungs

—Man Called True, Form fixed by Ambar

The judge is clueless,
But you'll be fine in the end,
'Cause you're always Wright.

—The Hero Hartmut

I keep trying to
defeat Edgeworth but really
want to marry him.

—Anonymous, Form fixed by Insanity Prelude

Phoenix Wright, lawyer
Pounds the law, facts, and table
Mostly all at once.

—SoItBegins, Form fixed by tibieryo

I'm Prosecutor
Every nook, every cranny
Nothing escapes me.

—neves783

He’s a hobo now
And his beanie cap sees all
(I miss the blue suit).

—zara2148

Demon of the court
Salvation at a friend's hand
Genius chasing truth

—Pteryx

"If I get one more
pay cut, [[Butt Monkey I won't be able
to even eat, sir!"]]

Agent Lang is hot
Very determined, but
Is also a dick.

—kirana44

An Ace Attorney,
Phoenix Wright defends justice
and loudly OBJECTS!

—(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page)

The True Murderer
My Objection Overruled
von Karma lives on

—Wolfenmaus

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+{{haiku|
-OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!<br />I can see through all the lies!<br />Why don't you TAKE THAT!
+OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Replis Monathin|Replis Monathin]]}}
+I can see through all the lies!
+Why don't you TAKE THAT!
+|Replis Monathin}}
+{{haiku|
-Our defense lawyer<br />Uses [[Courtroom Antics]] to<br />[[The Perry Mason Method|Indict witnesses]].
+Our defense lawyer
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Sgrunt|sgrunt]]}}
+Uses [[Courtroom Antics]] to
+[[The Perry Mason Method|Indict witnesses]].
+|sgrunt}}
+{{haiku|
-I shout, [[Memetic Mutation|OBJECTION!]] <br />Attorneys need defense too - <br />Please stop whipping me.
+I shout, [[Memetic Mutation|OBJECTION!]]
-{{quote|--[[Tropers/Cidolfas|Cidolfas]]}}
+Attorneys need defense too -
+Please stop whipping me.
+|Cidolfas}}
+{{haiku|
-In this court of law <br />More important than your case <br />Are powerful lungs
+In this court of law
-{{quote|-[[Tropers/Man Called True|Man Called True]]|Form fixed by [[Tropers/Ambar|Ambar]]}}
+More important than your case
+Are powerful lungs
+|Man Called True|Form fixed by Ambar}}
+{{haiku|
-The judge is clueless,<br />But you'll be fine in the end,<br />'Cause you're always [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Wright]].
+The judge is clueless,
-{{quote|-[[Tropers/The Hero Hartmut|The Hero Hartmut]]}}
+But you'll be fine in the end,
+'Cause you're always [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Wright]].
+|The Hero Hartmut}}
+{{haiku|
-I keep trying to <br />defeat Edgeworth but really<br />want to marry him.
+I keep trying to
-{{quote|Anonymous|Form fixed by [[Tropers/Insanity Prelude|Insanity Prelude]]}}
+defeat Edgeworth but really
+want to marry him.
+|Anonymous|Form fixed by Insanity Prelude}}
+{{haiku|
-Phoenix Wright, lawyer <br />[[Courtroom Antics|Pounds the law, facts, and table]] <br />Mostly all at once.
+Phoenix Wright, lawyer
-{{quote|-[[Tropers/So It Begins|SoItBegins]]|Form fixed by [[Tropers/Tibieryo|tibieryo]]}}
+[[Courtroom Antics|Pounds the law, facts, and table]]
+Mostly all at once.
+|SoItBegins|Form fixed by tibieryo}}
+{{haiku|
-I'm Prosecutor <br />Every nook, every cranny <br />Nothing escapes me.
+I'm Prosecutor
-{{quote|-[[Tropers/Neves 783|neves783]]}}
+Every nook, every cranny
+Nothing escapes me.
+|neves783}}
+{{haiku|
-He’s a hobo now <br />And his beanie cap sees all <br />(I miss the blue suit).
+He’s a hobo now
-{{quote|-[[Tropers/Zara 2148|zara2148]]}}
+And his beanie cap sees all
+(I miss the blue suit).
+|zara2148}}
+{{haiku|
-Demon of the court <br />Salvation at a friend's hand <br />Genius chasing truth
+Demon of the court
-{{quote|-- Pteryx}}
+Salvation at a friend's hand
+Genius chasing truth
+|Pteryx}}
+{{haiku|
-"If I get one more <br />pay cut, [[[[Butt Monkey]] I won't be able<br />to even eat, sir!"]]
+"If I get one more
+pay cut, [[[[Butt Monkey]] I won't be able
+to even eat, sir!"]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Agent Lang is [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|hot]] <br />Very determined, but <br />Is [[Jerkass|also a dick.]]
+Agent Lang is [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|hot]]
-{{quote|-- kirana44}}
+Very determined, but
+Is [[Jerkass|also a dick.]]
+|kirana44}}
+{{haiku|
-An [[Title Drop|Ace Attorney]],<br />Phoenix Wright defends justice<br />and loudly [[Big Word Shout|OBJECTS!]]
+An [[Title Drop|Ace Attorney]],
-{{quote|--(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page)}}
+Phoenix Wright defends justice
+and loudly [[Big Word Shout|OBJECTS!]]
+|(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page)}}
+{{haiku|
-The True Murderer<br />My Objection Overruled<br />von Karma lives on
+The True Murderer
-{{quote|--[[Tropers/Wolfenmaus|Wolfenmaus]]}}
+My Objection Overruled
+von Karma lives on
+|Wolfenmaus}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Ace Attorney]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]