Ace Attorney/Haiku

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OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!
I can see through all the lies!
Why don't you TAKE THAT!

Our defense lawyer
Uses Courtroom Antics to
Indict witnesses.

 -- sgrunt

I shout, OBJECTION!
Attorneys need defense too -
Please stop whipping me.

 --Cidolfas

In this court of law
More important than your case
Are powerful lungs

-Man Called True
—Form fixed by Ambar

The judge is clueless,
But you'll be fine in the end,
'Cause you're always Wright.

I keep trying to
defeat Edgeworth but really
want to marry him.

Anonymous
—Form fixed by Insanity Prelude

Phoenix Wright, lawyer
Pounds the law, facts, and table
Mostly all at once.

-SoItBegins
—Form fixed by tibieryo

I'm Prosecutor
Every nook, every cranny
Nothing escapes me.

He’s a hobo now
And his beanie cap sees all
(I miss the blue suit).

Demon of the court
Salvation at a friend's hand
Genius chasing truth

 -- Pteryx

"If I get one more
pay cut, [[Butt Monkey I won't be able
to even eat, sir!"]]

Agent Lang is hot
Very determined, but
Is also a dick.

 -- kirana44

An Ace Attorney,
Phoenix Wright defends justice
and loudly OBJECTS!

 --(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page)

The True Murderer
My Objection Overruled
von Karma lives on