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Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space

—Serenity Squid

You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.

—Mullon

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!

—RA Fritz

Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!

—Sonic GTR

Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.

—Rich318

Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong

—sgtangua8

Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.

—Curious Stranger

The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!

—Tropers/Mnemonik2

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-Guy dressed like a bat<br />[[Memetic Badass|Kicks an awful lot of ass]]<br />[[Batman Can Breathe in Space|And can breathe in space]]
+Guy dressed like a bat
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Serenity Squid|Serenity Squid]]}}
+[[Memetic Badass|Kicks an awful lot of ass]]
+[[Batman Can Breathe in Space|And can breathe in space]]
+|Serenity Squid}}
+{{haiku|
-You dense? Retarded?<br />He is the goddamn Batman!<br />[[Batman Gambit|And he has a plan]].
+You dense? Retarded?
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Mullon|Mullon]]}}
+He is the goddamn Batman!
+[[Batman Gambit|And he has a plan]].
+|Mullon}}
+{{haiku|
-Na na na na na<br />Na na na na na na na<br />Na na na Batman!
+Na na na na na
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/RA Fritz|RA Fritz]]}}
+Na na na na na na na
+Na na na Batman!
+|RA Fritz}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Memetic Badass|Can beat]] anyone<br />[[Crazy Prepared|and always has Kryptonite.]]<br />[[Parental Abandonment|HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!]]
+[[Memetic Badass|Can beat]] anyone
-{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Sonic GTR|Sonic GTR]]}}
+[[Crazy Prepared|and always has Kryptonite.]]
+[[Parental Abandonment|HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!]]
+|Sonic GTR}}
+{{haiku|
-Burton or Nolan?<br />[[The Dark Knight|Five hundred million dollars]]<br />Suggests the latter.
+Burton or Nolan?
-{{quote|-- Rich318}}
+[[The Dark Knight|Five hundred million dollars]]
+Suggests the latter.
+|Rich318}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Informed Loner|Batman is a loner]]<br />Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian<br />Prove that adage wrong
+[[Informed Loner|Batman is a loner]]
-{{quote|-- sgtangua8}}
+Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
+Prove that adage wrong
+|sgtangua8}}
+{{haiku|
-Fateful cinema.<br />Crime Alley. Fallen parents.<br />One mission, Batman.
+Fateful cinema.
-{{quote|-- [[Curious Stranger]]}}
+Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
+One mission, Batman.
+|Curious Stranger}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Ur Example|The]] [[Guile Hero|Goddamn]] [[Badass Normal|Batman]],<br />[[Fountain of Memes|Why]] [[The Comically Serious|is he]] [[The Stoic|so serious?]]<br />[[Orphan's Ordeal|His parents are dead!]]
+[[Ur Example|The]] [[Guile Hero|Goddamn]] [[Badass Normal|Batman]],
-{{quote|-- Tropers/Mnemonik2}}
+[[Fountain of Memes|Why]] [[The Comically Serious|is he]] [[The Stoic|so serious?]]
+[[Orphan's Ordeal|His parents are dead!]]
+|Tropers/Mnemonik2}}
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-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Batman]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]