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{{quote|"740? ''Verbal''?? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.<br />
{{quote|"740? ''Verbal''?? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.
"That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal [[No Sympathy|closely resembles my combined scores]] [[Sarcasm Mode|in no way compromises your position as the village idiot]]."|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}
"That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal [[No Sympathy|closely resembles my combined scores]] [[Sarcasm Mode|in no way compromises your position as the village idiot]]."|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote|"She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."<br />
{{quote|"She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."
"I've been on the Hellmouth too long. [[Literal Minded|That was metaphorical]], yes?"|'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}}
"I've been on the Hellmouth too long. [[Literal Minded|That was metaphorical]], yes?"|'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}}


{{quote|"It's a little Pez witch!"<br />
{{quote|"It's a little Pez witch!"
"It's kind of a theme present. Do you like it?"<br />
"It's kind of a theme present. Do you like it?"
"I like, I more than like. Oz, this is probably the sweetest.. We have to find a little Pez werewolf so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend."|'''Willow''' and '''Oz'''}}
"I like, I more than like. Oz, this is probably the sweetest.. We have to find a little Pez werewolf so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend."|'''Willow''' and '''Oz'''}}


{{quote|"She didn't even kill me...she just left! [[Not Worth Killing|She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire!]] I mean, is that too much to ask?! You know? [[Comically Missing the Point|Some little sign that she cared.]]"|'''Spike'''}}
{{quote|"She didn't even kill me...she just left! [[Not Worth Killing|She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire!]] I mean, is that too much to ask?! You know? [[Comically Missing the Point|Some little sign that she cared.]]"|'''Spike'''}}


{{quote|"Drusilla broke up with him."<br />
{{quote|"Drusilla broke up with him."
"Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work."|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}
"Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work."|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote|"So, what are our options?"<br />
{{quote|"So, what are our options?"
"Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell, [[Morton's Fork|and he kills us]]."<br />
"Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell, [[Morton's Fork|and he kills us]]."<br />
"[[Take a Third Option|Give me a third option]]."<br />
"[[Take a Third Option|Give me a third option]]."<br />
"He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death."|'''Xander''' and '''Willow''' }}
"He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death."|'''Xander''' and '''Willow''' }}


{{quote|"Oh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, god. I wish I were dead."<br />
{{quote|"Oh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, god. I wish I were dead."
[raises stake] "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}}
[raises stake] "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}}


Revision as of 04:59, 8 August 2014

"740? Verbal?? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

"That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined scores in no way compromises your position as the village idiot."
—Willow and Xander

"She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."

"I've been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?"
—Buffy and Giles

"It's a little Pez witch!"
"It's kind of a theme present. Do you like it?"

"I like, I more than like. Oz, this is probably the sweetest.. We have to find a little Pez werewolf so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend."
—Willow and Oz
"She didn't even kill me...she just left! She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire! I mean, is that too much to ask?! You know? Some little sign that she cared."
—Spike

"Drusilla broke up with him."

"Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work."
—Willow and Xander

"So, what are our options?"
"Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell, and he kills us."

"Give me a third option."

"He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death."
—Xander and Willow

"Oh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, god. I wish I were dead."

[raises stake] "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."
—Spike and Buffy
"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
—Spike
"We're not friends. We never were. I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself... Or Spike, for some reason."
—Buffy
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