Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1/E04 Teacher's Pet

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In the first of one of his "my love interest is a monster" moments, Xander falls for a substitute teacher who preys on virgins.

Tropes:

Giles: That's all he said? Fork Guy?
Buffy: That's all Cryptic Guy said -- Fork Guy.

Giles: I think there are too many 'guys' in your life.

Dr. Gregory: If you read the homework you should know the two ways that ants communicate.
(Willow strokes Xander)
Buffy: Touch...
(Willow sniffs Xander)
Buffy: B.O.?

Xander: It's the most beautiful chest... dress I've ever seen.