Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1/E05 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

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"She shall not know him. She shall not stop him. And he shall lead her into Hell."
The Master reads the prophecy concerning The Annointed One

Buffy tries to go out on a date only to be attacked by vampires.

Tropes:

Giles: Tonight, you go into battle!
(Cut to Buffy and Giles in the graveyard, looking bored)

  • Ax Crazy: Andrew Vorba before he became a vampire.
  • Bait and Switch: The Anointed One is always described as a great warrior and a powerful vampire, and they take down the one fitting the description. The episode closes showing what is apparently the actual Anointed One: A small child.
  • Berserk Button: Buffy inflicts a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown when she thinks Owen has been killed; in fact Xander stops Willow from telling her otherwise as she's doing so well.
  • Bond One-Liner

I'm Buffy, and you're history!

Giles: I'm not saying that your methods are without merit, it's, uh, y-you're spending too much time and energy. It should simply be: plunge, and move on. Plunge and...

Giles: Buffy, when I said you could be the Slayer and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time.

Willow: What are you talking about?
Giles: What are you talking about?
Buffy and Willow: Boys!
Giles: Yes, well, I'm talking about trouble.

Xander: You're acting a little overly, aren't you? I mean, you could have any guy in school.
Buffy: He's not just any guy. He's more...Oweny.
Xander: Sure, he's got a certain Owenosity, but that's not hard to find.

Giles: Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.

  • Stab the Scorpion: Variation between the Master and a mook where the Master (who we've seen kill a mook with his index finger) plucks a bug out of the air next to the mook's head.
  • Talk About That Thing: The Scoobies telling Buffy in front of Owen about the vamps in the funeral home.
  • Talkative Loon: Initially, Buffy in the presence of Owen. Andrew Vorba before and after he dies.
  • That Came Out Wrong

Xander: So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander! (indicates crowded lunchroom)
Xander: Oops, I mean uh, how'd the 'laying' go last night...no, wait, I don't meant that either!