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'''M. Bison:''' I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. |
'''M. Bison:''' I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. |
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'''Chun-Li:''' You don't remember?! |
'''Chun-Li:''' You don't remember?! |
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'''M. Bison:''' For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. [[Trope Namer|But for me... it was Tuesday]]. |
'''M. Bison:''' For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. [[Trope Namer|But for me... it was Tuesday]]. |
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|''[[Street Fighter]]: [[Street Fighter (film)|The Movie]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Sarda''': That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents. |
{{quote|'''Sarda''': That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents. |
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'''Black Mage''': Gonna have to be more specific. |
'''Black Mage''': Gonna have to be more specific. |
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'''Sarda''': After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage. |
'''Sarda''': After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage. |
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'''Black Mage''': Like, was this ''recently''? Last week? Month? Help a guy out, will ya'? |
'''Black Mage''': Like, was this ''recently''? Last week? Month? Help a guy out, will ya'? |
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|''[[8-Bit Theater]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Roy''': Gah! It was forty years ago! |
{{quote|'''Roy''': Gah! It was forty years ago! |
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'''Xykon''': Oh! Right! Now, I remember. |
'''Xykon''': Oh! Right! Now, I remember. |
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'''Xykon''': Because it was laundry night and I had trouble getting the blood out of my robes. |
'''Xykon''': Because it was laundry night and I had trouble getting the blood out of my robes. |
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'''Roy''': Oh, that is IT!! |
'''Roy''': Oh, that is IT!! |
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|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something."'' |
{{quote|''"Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something."'' |
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|'''Xykon''', [[Running Gag|again]], ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Roy''': What about the dozens of civilians you killed to lure [the police] there?}} |
{{quote|'''Roy''': What about the dozens of civilians you killed to lure [the police] there?}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Psychopathic Manchild|Thog]]''': actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel?<br /> |
{{quote|'''[[Psychopathic Manchild|Thog]]''': actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel?<br /> |
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'''Roy''': ''"Hazy"''?? Bad news for you, then. Bad guys not remembering their evil deeds is [[Berserk Button|something of a pet peeve of mine]]. |
'''Roy''': ''"Hazy"''?? Bad news for you, then. Bad guys not remembering their evil deeds is [[Berserk Button|something of a pet peeve of mine]]. |
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|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Buttercup''': You killed my love. |
{{quote|'''Buttercup''': You killed my love. |
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'''Dread Pirate Roberts''': It's possible. I kill a lot of people. |
'''Dread Pirate Roberts''': It's possible. I kill a lot of people. |
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|''[[The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Blight:''' Who ''are'' you? |
{{quote|'''Blight:''' Who ''are'' you? |
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'''Blight:''' Yes! |
'''Blight:''' Yes! |
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'''Batman:''' ''[dramatically enters the scene]'' You killed my father. |
'''Batman:''' ''[dramatically enters the scene]'' You killed my father. |
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'''Blight:''' ...Do you have the ''slightest idea'' how little that narrows it down?! |
'''Blight:''' ...Do you have the ''slightest idea'' how little that narrows it down?! |
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|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ashnard:''' Annoying little insect. Whose path is it that you think to block? |
{{quote|'''Ashnard:''' Annoying little insect. Whose path is it that you think to block? |
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'''Jill:''' What? |
'''Jill:''' What? |
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'''Ashnard:''' This is a waste of time. Leave my sight at once. |
'''Ashnard:''' This is a waste of time. Leave my sight at once. |
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'''Jill:''' ...Ashnard... Ashnard!! ASHNARD!! [[This Is Unforgivable!|I...will never forgive you!]] NEVER!!! |
'''Jill:''' ...Ashnard... Ashnard!! ASHNARD!! [[This Is Unforgivable!|I...will never forgive you!]] NEVER!!! |
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|''[[Fire Emblem|Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Arc''': You're the one that killed my father! |
{{quote|'''Arc''': You're the one that killed my father! |
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'''Ark Ghoul''': I have killed many, and your father may have been among them. But if I did slay him, his death was so unremarkable that I have no memory of it. |
'''Ark Ghoul''': I have killed many, and your father may have been among them. But if I did slay him, his death was so unremarkable that I have no memory of it. |
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|''[[Arc the Lad]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Major Kira:''' Nothing justifies genocide! |
{{quote|'''Major Kira:''' Nothing justifies genocide! |
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'''Gul Darhe'el <ref>(actually his clerk, Marritza, impersonating him)</ref>:''' What you call genocide, I call a day's work. |
'''Gul Darhe'el <ref>(actually his clerk, Marritza, impersonating him)</ref>:''' What you call genocide, I call a day's work. |
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|''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'', "Duet"}} |
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{{quote|'''Quentin Beck:''' ''[in flashback]'' They'll arrest me for this, and it's all your fault! I will get you, I swear! |
{{quote|'''Quentin Beck:''' ''[in flashback]'' They'll arrest me for this, and it's all your fault! I will get you, I swear! |
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'''Terri Lee:''' ''[present]'' This is something you have trouble remembering? |
'''Terri Lee:''' ''[present]'' This is something you have trouble remembering? |
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'''Spider-Man:''' Hey, I hear that kinda thing... two, three times a week! |
'''Spider-Man:''' Hey, I hear that kinda thing... two, three times a week! |
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|''[[Spider-Man: The Animated Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Thor:''' ''[accusatory]'' You are a vile liar! |
{{quote|'''Thor:''' ''[accusatory]'' You are a vile liar! |
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'''Loki:''' ''[still reading his book]'' You will have to be more exacting than that. |
'''Loki:''' ''[still reading his book]'' You will have to be more exacting than that. |
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|''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7138443/1/North_Wind North Wind]''}} |
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{{quote|''I've been angry for years. I had it all planned out. What I would say when I finally ran into him. It would have been better if he remembered.'' |
{{quote|''I've been angry for years. I had it all planned out. What I would say when I finally ran into him. It would have been better if he remembered.'' |
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|''[[A Softer World]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff? |
{{quote|'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff? |
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'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday. |
'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday. |
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|''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
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{{quote|''You shall rue the day you met me, my friend. If indeed you even remember who I am.'' |
{{quote|''You shall rue the day you met me, my friend. If indeed you even remember who I am.'' |
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|[[The Onion]], ''[http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-revenge-will-be-rushed-and-unfulfilling,11519/ My Revenge Will Be Rushed And Unfulfilling]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Maddie:''' ''(learning London has planned to hold her own sweet-sixteen party on Maddie's sixteenth birthday)'' This isn't fair! Your birthday was six months ago! |
{{quote|'''Maddie:''' ''(learning London has planned to hold her own sweet-sixteen party on Maddie's sixteenth birthday)'' This isn't fair! Your birthday was six months ago! |
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'''London:''' So? I can have my party whenever I want. |
'''London:''' So? I can have my party whenever I want. |
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'''Maddie:''' I seem to recall, for your actual birthday, you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that? |
'''Maddie:''' I seem to recall, for your actual birthday, you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that? |
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'''London:''' Tuesday. |
'''London:''' Tuesday. |
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|''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'', a non-violence-based example}} |
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⚫ | {{quote|'''Discord''': You've managed to more than make up for me, ahem, accidentally wiping out the Hippocampi, Flutterponies, and most of your kind. I was so -sure- I turned that desert back into an ocean! I guess my game of pony-card-solitaire ran long. Too bad, I really did enjoy their singing. Oh well, you win some, you reduce the six pony races to three point two. Oh well... Where was I? |
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⚫ | {{quote|'''Discord''': You've managed to more than make up for me, ahem, accidentally wiping out the Hippocampi, Flutterponies, and most of your kind. I was so -sure- I turned that desert back into an ocean! I guess my game of pony-card-solitaire ran long. Too bad, I really did enjoy their singing. Oh well, you win some, you reduce the six pony races to three point two. Oh well... Where was I? |
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|''[[Pony POV Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Scourge''': Now I shall get my revenge! |
{{quote|'''Scourge''': Now I shall get my revenge! |
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'''Scourge''': What!? You savagely assaulted me when I was a kit! You are partially responsible for making me the bloodthirsty psychopath I am today! |
'''Scourge''': What!? You savagely assaulted me when I was a kit! You are partially responsible for making me the bloodthirsty psychopath I am today! |
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'''Tigerstar''': I don't even know who you are. Do you honestly expect me to keep track of every single kit I've beaten to within an inch of its life? |
'''Tigerstar''': I don't even know who you are. Do you honestly expect me to keep track of every single kit I've beaten to within an inch of its life? |
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'''Scourge''': Grrr... |
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|''[[Warrior Cats]] [[Warriors the Abridged Series|The Abridged Series]]'' by Hyperadam}} |
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{{quote|'''Zeppelli:''' Bastard...How many lives have you devoured to heal those wounds? |
{{quote|'''Zeppelli:''' Bastard...How many lives have you devoured to heal those wounds? |
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'''Dio:''' Do you remember every piece of ''bread'' you've ever eaten? |
'''Dio:''' Do you remember every piece of ''bread'' you've ever eaten? |
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|''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Superman]]''': [[And This Is For|That's for Dan Turpin.]] |
{{quote|'''[[Superman]]''': [[And This Is For|That's for Dan Turpin.]] |
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'''[[Darkseid]]''': Who? |
'''[[Darkseid]]''': Who? |
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'''Superman''': The good man you murdered. |
'''Superman''': The good man you murdered. |
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'''Darkseid''': Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall, carry that agony with you into oblivion Superman. |
'''Darkseid''': Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall, carry that agony with you into oblivion Superman. |
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|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|''You insensitive prick! You killed him and you don't even remember!'' |
{{quote|''You insensitive prick! You killed him and you don't even remember!'' |
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|'''Skelter Helter''', ''[[No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Kagura:''' Yo! Guess we're in the same class now! You know, I've been wanting to have a proper chat with you for some time. I've heard people say we have a lot in common. Not that we need anyone to tell us, I'm sure you feel it too. |
{{quote|'''Kagura:''' Yo! Guess we're in the same class now! You know, I've been wanting to have a proper chat with you for some time. I've heard people say we have a lot in common. Not that we need anyone to tell us, I'm sure you feel it too. |
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'''Kagura:''' You don't remember? You really don't remember? |
'''Kagura:''' You don't remember? You really don't remember? |
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'''Sakaki:''' [''nod''] |
'''Sakaki:''' [''nod''] |
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'''Kagura:''' ...'''WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE RIVALS! I'LL BE SEEIN' YA!''' |
'''Kagura:''' ...'''WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE RIVALS! I'LL BE SEEIN' YA!''' |
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|''[[Azumanga Daioh]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Neo Cortex''':"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!" |
{{quote|'''Dr. Neo Cortex''':"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!" |
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|[[Crash Twinsanity]]}} |
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Latest revision as of 13:31, 22 January 2019
Chun-Li: It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food, weapons, slave labor...my father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you. You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces. |
Sarda: That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents. |
Roy: Gah! It was forty years ago! |
"Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something." —Xykon, again, The Order of the Stick
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Roy: What about the dozens of civilians you killed to lure [the police] there? |
Thog: actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel? |
Buttercup: You killed my love. |
Blight: Who are you? |
Ashnard: Annoying little insect. Whose path is it that you think to block? |
Arc: You're the one that killed my father! |
Major Kira: Nothing justifies genocide! —Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Duet"
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Quentin Beck: [in flashback] They'll arrest me for this, and it's all your fault! I will get you, I swear! |
Thor: [accusatory] You are a vile liar! |
I've been angry for years. I had it all planned out. What I would say when I finally ran into him. It would have been better if he remembered. |
Tallis: The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff? |
You shall rue the day you met me, my friend. If indeed you even remember who I am. |
Maddie: (learning London has planned to hold her own sweet-sixteen party on Maddie's sixteenth birthday) This isn't fair! Your birthday was six months ago! —The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, a non-violence-based example
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Discord: You've managed to more than make up for me, ahem, accidentally wiping out the Hippocampi, Flutterponies, and most of your kind. I was so -sure- I turned that desert back into an ocean! I guess my game of pony-card-solitaire ran long. Too bad, I really did enjoy their singing. Oh well, you win some, you reduce the six pony races to three point two. Oh well... Where was I? |
Scourge: Now I shall get my revenge! —Warrior Cats The Abridged Series by Hyperadam
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Zeppelli: Bastard...How many lives have you devoured to heal those wounds? |
Superman: That's for Dan Turpin. |
You insensitive prick! You killed him and you don't even remember! —Skelter Helter, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
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Kagura: Yo! Guess we're in the same class now! You know, I've been wanting to have a proper chat with you for some time. I've heard people say we have a lot in common. Not that we need anyone to tell us, I'm sure you feel it too. |
Dr. Neo Cortex:"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!" |
- ↑ (actually his clerk, Marritza, impersonating him)