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'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''chainsaw swords'''. |
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''chainsaw swords'''. |
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'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes. |
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes. |
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|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' from [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 1 November 2006], on ''[[Warhammer |
|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' from [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 1 November 2006], on ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}} |
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{{quote|Beware the happy man with power tools. |
{{quote|Beware the happy man with power tools. |
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{{quote|Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this... |
{{quote|Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this... |
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{{quote|Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws. |
{{quote|Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws. |
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Revision as of 17:46, 11 April 2017
"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?" |
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me —"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Dare To Be Stupid"
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Dr. McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja |
Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this... —Warhammer 40,000, attributed to Mad Chainsaw Johnson
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws. —Glorious Chainsaw Method, Eight Bit Theater
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You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all! —Mao, Code Geass
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A chainsaw? As if things weren't bad enough already! —Resident Evil, Sheva Alomar
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RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH. —Nexus War, in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.
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Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life. —Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Zero Punctuation, on Left 4 Dead 2
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Giles: We're going to have to create a door. |
EVERY TUESDAY, EPIC MEAL TIME! Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING! —Harley Morenstein, EPICMEALTIME
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Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. |
Otto: I added the saws! |
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom —The Arrogant Worms, Malcolm
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All the birds love a scar. —Eddie Hitler shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw, Bottom
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Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's Your Answer to Everything! —Private, The Penguins of Madagascar, "I Was A Penguin Zombie"
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You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools. —Kenzi, Lost Girl
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Fobott'r rent-a-cop: An actual truckload of chainsaws? —Schlock Mercenary from 22 Oct. 2015, Sanctum Adroit personnel's reaction to one of Schlock's war stories.
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So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way —FaLnX - Timber
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