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Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway |
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Read it [http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt here] but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the [[Brain Bleach]] handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked [http://airey-kun.livejournal.com/11016.html here]. A non-edited [[MST]] exists [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/07/fan_fiction_friday_sailor_moon_and_the_sailor_scou.php here]. |
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*** And that's ''after'' the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no? |
*** And that's ''after'' the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no? |
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** Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, ''expecting to be spanked''. |
** Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, ''expecting to be spanked''. |
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* [[Artistic License Sex Ed]]/[[Artistic License: Biology]]: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy {{spoiler|two fists and two feet ''at once''}}...or survive it, for that matter--''nobody'' should lose that much blood without dying. |
* [[Artistic License Sex Ed]]/[[Artistic License: Biology]]: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy {{spoiler|two fists and two feet ''at once''}}... or survive it, for that matter--''nobody'' should lose that much blood without dying. |
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* [[Author Appeal]]: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain. |
* [[Author Appeal]]: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain. |
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* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks. |
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks. |
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Revision as of 21:35, 17 July 2018
Trigger warning ahoy.
Written by Robert Tsunai, it is a Sailor Moon fanfiction that features Chibiusa on her seventh birthday. It starts normally enough: singing, cake, the works. But then, Chibiusa notices that there are no presents. It turns out that every one of the senshi and Tuxedo Mask will give her a special present.
Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway.
Read it here but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the Brain Bleach handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked here. A non-edited MST exists here.
Tropes used in Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday include:
- Artistic License Logic:
- Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
- And that's after the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no?
- Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, expecting to be spanked.
- Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
- Artistic License Sex Ed/Artistic License: Biology: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy two fists and two feet at once... or survive it, for that matter--nobody should lose that much blood without dying.
- Author Appeal: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain.
- Author Vocabulary Calendar: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks.
- Beyond the Impossible / O-Ring Orifice: Makoto packing all four of her limbs into Chibiusa's nethers at once.
- Setsuna shoving the WIDE END OF THE FUCKING TIME KEY up Chibiusa.
- Rei lodging a dowel as wide as a soda can into Chibiusa's crotch. Somewhere, a man is wincing.
- Big No: Chibiusa lets one out when she is being tortured by Rei.
- Buxom Is Better: "Chibiusa, do you like my tits?"
- Corrupt the Cutie: The end result of all this.
- Fix Fic: One prolific author took it upon herself to write a family-friendly (to an extent, there is still sex in the fic but it's not till later and is Chibiusa-free) and 100% less squicky version. Instead of the Senshi gangbanging the poor kid they subject her to surprise dunkings while frolicking in the swimming pool. It can be found here.
- Gorn: Unsurprisingly, there is quite a bit of bleeding.
- Gratuitous Japanese: The author's notes feature a little bit of this (though it is at least somewhat correct in its usage, surprisingly).
- Gratuitous Rape: Pretty much the point of this fic.
- IKEA Erotica: Tsunai describes what gets stuck where rather robotically.
- The Immodest Orgasm
- Lemon
- Lolicon
- Parental Incest
- Parody Retcon: At the very end of the fic, the author's notes claim that this is "just a satire".
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Tsunai spells many words wrong, capitalizing random letters, and seems to have a malfunctioning space bar.
- Troll Fic