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[[File:fuc2_3591.png|frame|Yeah, I say that Pink Elephant sums up everything.]]
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''David and the Magic Pearl'' is an obscure Polish/Swedish animated film released in 1988. Its about a young kid named David who moves in to his vacation house in the jungle during summer along with his [[Must Have Nicotine|tobacco-addicted father]] and [[Gag Boobs|his oddly large-breasted mother]], soon after, a series of strange events start unraveling.
'''''David and the Magic Pearl''''' is an obscure Polish/Swedish animated film released in 1988. Its about a young kid named David who moves in to his vacation house in the jungle during summer along with his [[Must Have Nicotine|tobacco-addicted father]] and [[Gag Boobs|his oddly large-breasted mother]], soon after, a series of strange events start unraveling.


A bunch of [[Starfish Aliens|tiny, shiny, egg-shaped aliens]] called Spacers arrive at the jungle looking for a missing MacGuffin called a magic pearl, all while a poacher chick and her bumbling gorilla sidekick are out to catch as many animals as they can while looking for the Spacers and their pearls so they can please their boss, [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Mr. Stealmore]], and get filthy rich. So David, along with his beagle Pips and a stray eagle chick David calls Sandy, set out to free the animals of the jungle, help the aliens find their pearls before Stealmore can and save the jungle from being destroyed.
A bunch of [[Starfish Aliens|tiny, shiny, egg-shaped aliens]] called Spacers arrive at the jungle looking for a missing MacGuffin called a magic pearl, all while a poacher chick and her bumbling gorilla sidekick are out to catch as many animals as they can while looking for the Spacers and their pearls so they can please their boss, [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Mr. Stealmore]], and get filthy rich. So David, along with his beagle Pips and a stray eagle chick David calls Sandy, set out to free the animals of the jungle, help the aliens find their pearls before Stealmore can and save the jungle from being destroyed.


Sounds interesting, right? Sadly, it's not. The characters are pretty uninteresting and the story so full of [[Plot Hole|Plot Holes]], [[Off-Model]] moments, and just plain nonsense that the actual plot seems to fade behind it, showing off such wonderful things such as Pink Elephants that fly and baby bird bungholes.
Sounds interesting, right? Sadly, it's not. The characters are pretty uninteresting and the story so full of [[Plot Hole|Plot Holes]], [[Off-Model]] moments, and just plain nonsense that the actual plot seems to fade behind it, showing off such wonderful things such as Pink Elephants that fly and baby bird bungholes.


Can't believe such a movie exists? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIYV7RHUio You can witness the madness right here.]
Can't believe such a movie exists? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIYV7RHUio You can witness the madness right here.]

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* [[All Animals Are Domesticated]]: All the animals in this movie, especially the eagles, display a friendly demeanor towards David and show no signs of aggressiveness in situations where a real life animal would, [[Especially Zoidberg|especially the eagles]].
* [[All Animals Are Domesticated]]: All the animals in this movie, especially the eagles, display a friendly demeanor towards David and show no signs of aggressiveness in situations where a real life animal would, [[Especially Zoidberg|especially the eagles]].
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* [[Random Events Plot]]: A kid's family go to the jungle on vacation. Okay. Then he adopts a pet baby eagle. Sure, we can roll with that. Aliens show up to warn Davey that a corrupt corporate executive is going after a potent magical artifact. ...Wait, what.
* [[Random Events Plot]]: A kid's family go to the jungle on vacation. Okay. Then he adopts a pet baby eagle. Sure, we can roll with that. Aliens show up to warn Davey that a corrupt corporate executive is going after a potent magical artifact. ...Wait, what.
* [[Rubber Hose Limbs|Rubber Hose Body]]: David's dad as he does some exercise.
* [[Rubber Hose Limbs|Rubber Hose Body]]: David's dad as he does some exercise.
* [[Starfish Aliens]]: The Spacers appear to be made of metallic cylindrical segments that float above each other.
* [[Starfish Aliens]]: The Spacers appear to be made of metallic cylindrical segments that float above each other.
* [[Temple of Doom|Temple Of]] [[Mind Screw]]
* [[Temple of Doom|Temple Of]] [[Mind Screw]]
* [[What Happened to The Mouse?]]: {{spoiler|Where did all those bulldozers go after Stealmore is defeated?}}
* [[What Happened to the Mouse?]]: {{spoiler|Where did all those bulldozers go after Stealmore is defeated?}}
* [[Youtube Poop]]: watching [http://www.youtube.com/user/NickShortsAlt this guy's] poops is probably how many people found out about this.
* [[YouTube Poop]]: watching [http://www.youtube.com/user/NickShortsAlt this guy's] poops is probably how many people found out about this.
** I IGNORE MY SON
** I IGNORE MY SON


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Latest revision as of 17:45, 16 April 2021

Yeah, I say that Pink Elephant sums up everything.

David and the Magic Pearl is an obscure Polish/Swedish animated film released in 1988. Its about a young kid named David who moves in to his vacation house in the jungle during summer along with his tobacco-addicted father and his oddly large-breasted mother, soon after, a series of strange events start unraveling.

A bunch of tiny, shiny, egg-shaped aliens called Spacers arrive at the jungle looking for a missing MacGuffin called a magic pearl, all while a poacher chick and her bumbling gorilla sidekick are out to catch as many animals as they can while looking for the Spacers and their pearls so they can please their boss, Mr. Stealmore, and get filthy rich. So David, along with his beagle Pips and a stray eagle chick David calls Sandy, set out to free the animals of the jungle, help the aliens find their pearls before Stealmore can and save the jungle from being destroyed.

Sounds interesting, right? Sadly, it's not. The characters are pretty uninteresting and the story so full of Plot Holes, Off-Model moments, and just plain nonsense that the actual plot seems to fade behind it, showing off such wonderful things such as Pink Elephants that fly and baby bird bungholes.

Can't believe such a movie exists? You can witness the madness right here.

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