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Sakura Kokoro

The main character. Her actions are decided by the players voting.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

• Cosmic Plaything: Throwing Call after Call at her, and preventing her from dyeing or hiding her hair.
• Crazy Prepared: She owns body armour and a pile of burn phones.
• Dark and Troubled Past: Partially Defied.

My father offered to hire some abusive grandparents, but I declined.

• Fourth Wall Observer: Only the inner one.
• Genre Savvy
• I Just Want to Be Normal: Drives the main Conflict.
• Ironic Name: It's Japanese for "Cherry Blossom of the Heart."
  • Lampshaded

[Introducing Self]: "Kokoro Sakura, 3-C." Newbie immediately starts snickering. "'Kokoro Sakura', seriously?"

• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She'll sacrifice anything (including other people) to avoid The Call, but she's as nice as can be whenever she's not doing that.
• Missing Mom: Invoked by the Mom herself.

When I was six, my memory still developing, my mother left us in tears. She said it would further my character development.

• The Munchkin
• Parental Abandonment: In addition to her mother's complete abandonment mentioned above, Sakura's father doesn't live with her anymore. Justified since he and she both know how dangerous a teenager is to be around in this world.
• Pet the Dog: The Red Shirt Memorial web page.

The site login barely takes a few minutes; adding their names takes longer. Hideaki Shou Katashi

• Player Character
• Properly Paranoid
• Sociopathic Hero
• Seen It All
• Utility Belt: Where she keeps her pepper spray and burn phone.
• You Gotta Have Blue Hair: It's pink. Lampshaded in that she hates it.

Kumiko Vasilyevykh

Shows up on Day 1.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

• Childhood Friend
• Cool Scars: Over her good eye.
• Custom Uniform: She wears the jacket of the male uniform over the shirt of the female uniform, with suspiciously bulging pockets.
• Dual Wielding
• Eyepatch of Power
• Eyes Are Unbreakable: Averted for one eye and played straight for the other.
• Forgotten Friend, New Foe: At first. To be fair, it’s not her fault; it's just that Sakura's goal is to avoid getting roped in to whatever it is that's going on around her.
• Mysterious Transfer Student
• Overly Long Name: Kumiko Fujioka Leblanc Cartwright Vasilyevykh.
• Revolvers Are Just Better
• Too Many Belts
• Violence Is the Only Option: Her reaction to being mugged? We're not sure, but it involves multiple explosions. Deconstructed in that she kills someone the audience genuinely cares about.

Hayate Kurosawa

Leader of the Red Shirt Gang and a friend of Sakura's.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

• Face of a Thug: Exaggerated

His face terrifies yakuza, curdles milk and gets threatened with exorcisms every other Thursday. Crows flock in his wake; lunch money falls out of pockets as he goes past.

• Fourth Wall Observer: Though, like Sakura, only the inner one.
• Gentle Giant
• Mauve Shirt