Shipper on Deck/Quotes

Pearl: You... You're Mr. Nick, right? I know who you are. You're... You're Mystic Maya's... "special someone"...!
Phoenix: WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?

—Phoenix Wright: Justice For All

Lo: Wow, you're kind of obsessed with this whole Reef stealing lines thing.
Emma: What do you care what he does?
Fin: It's for the good of womankind.
Lo: Whatever, you totally looove him. You want to marry him and have like, a hundred of his surfer babies!

—Stoked, "Waves of Cheese"

Is it just me, or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that big honkin' mace?! Will True Love conquer all? Not on my show!" *BOOM*

—The Joker, Justice League, "Wild Cards" Part 1

Fauna was one of those rare people who not only have convictions but are quite willing to take responsibility for them. She knew that Doc and Suzy should be together. And since they were too confused, or thoughtless, or shy to bring about that happy state, Fauna was prepared to do it for them.

—Sweet Thursday

Oh for Heaven's sake, just kiss, you morons!

—Geraldine, The Vicar of Dibley

When you two are done releasing sexual tension we have got a meeting to finish!

—France, Axis Powers Hetalia

"Rain belongs to Domon! I'm not going to let you get in the way!"

—Hoy, G Gundam

Dawn: (seeing that Willow and Tara are back together) You - you two - oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Tara: Think that's my cue to put some clothes on...
Dawn: No! I'm totally not here! You guys do whatever you want. I'll watch TV. Really loud. In the basement. Where I can't hear anything! Oh my god! Oh my god! (Runs offscreen, then comes back) I love you guys!

—Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Seeing Red"

Sheba: But, Jenna... Aren't you and Isaac an item? Couldn't you, you know, do something?
Jenna: (Luminescent Blush) A... An item? No! I mean... It's not like that! Not...really... Stupid Sheba...

—Golden Sun: The Lost Age

Barney: The world needs Marshall and Lily together!

—How I Met Your Mother

Sora: (watching Will and Elizabeth embrace) Good for them...
Goofy: Hey, Sora, how come your face is all red?
Sora: What? It is not red!
Donald: Aw, I know who you're thinking about.

—Kingdom Hearts II

The word is that Garrus really likes you. I can never tell with turians. I think you should go for it. A lot of people want to see you two together!
Tali is so cute. You're all she talks about, in that sweet rainbows-and-butterflies kind of way. She loves you, Shepard. Be good to her.
I've seen the way Jacob looks at you; like he's thinking of using his biotics to get you out of that uniform. I say...don't make him work that hard!
It's really weird to see Miranda smiling while she's working. And it's all because of you.

—Kasumi reacts to the different romance options, Mass Effect 2

"Scott and Ramona, my favorite boy/girl couple."

—Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness

Lister: What are you so bothered about? I thought you hated the idea of [me and Kochanski] getting it together.
Kryten: That was the old me, sir. I've grown and matured since then. The new me wants you to have children so I can iron those itty-bitty little socks!

—Red Dwarf

Once or twice Harry considered asking for Hermione's help, but he did not think he could stand seeing the smug look on her face; he thought he caught it sometimes when Hermione spotted him staring at Ginny or laughing at her jokes.

—Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"'Bout time."

—Wolverine's reaction the morning after Colossus and Kitty Pryde finally did the deed, Astonishing X-Men #14

Bones: And... I got into bed with Booth last night. (Long pause) Why aren't you saying anything?
Angela: Because I don't want to yell "Hallelujah" so close to losing Vincent.

—Bones, "The Hole in the Heart"

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