Soul Chess/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Shinji in chapter 4 after Lelouch collapses on the floor "Learning to be a doormat Lelouch?"
  • chapter 14

Eien Tamashi: What's the matter Lelouch you're not into young girls
Lelouch: Zip it

  • Lelouch's monologue after seeing Rangiku as we know her in Bleach
    • "If Milly were here she'd be demanding size comparison. I thought to myself. Something tells me it's possible she'd lose too"
    • According to Word of God Rangiku was, at that point in time, how she is seen in Hitsugaya's backstory episode. She's somewhat younger, but still hot as hell.
  • chapter 15

Lelouch: Eien Tamashi.
Eien Tamashi: Yes Lelouch.
Lelouch: Take a note and don't forget this: If I ever find out that Isshin is intimate with Rangiku, remind me to Geass them apart if I don't plan to already do so.
Eien Tamashi: So noted.

    • Later that same chapter there's also this:

Eien Tamashi: Lelouch, at the rate you're going your sister's grandkids will have tombstones by the time you become captain.

  • In chapter 16 when a freshly created Nemu falls out of the tank she was growing in, into Lelouch's arms we get this gem:

Lelouch: Experiments need to be less wet...and less heavy
Eien Tamashi: Lelouch that's rude!

Mayuri: It is…alive!
Lelouch (thinking): Could that be any more cliché?
Eien Tamashi: He certainly exemplifies the definition of a mad scientist.
Lelouch: Thank you Captain Obvious.

    • Same chapter:
  • Lelouch's Zanpakuto spirit Eien Tamashi's reaction to him suggesting Screw Yourself after she flatly says You Need to Get Laid (since Zanpakuto spirit are technically a part of a soul reaper.)
    • "I'm a part of you…you jackass!" She then slaps him.
  • Right after Lelouch's nightmare about being a Hollow and wants to know what it's about:

Eien Tamashi: Need a second opinion?
Lelouch: Yes I do. Do I want your opinion? No.
Eien Tamashi: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Lelouch: I had a really bad dream, not like my reoccurring nightmare, so I'm not in the best of moods. Pardon me if I'm short with you.
Eien Tamashi: Oh well, excuse me your highness.

  • Rangiku laughs when she finds out Lelouch is a virgin. Eien Tamashi Lelouch's Zanpakuto begins cackling herself despite the fact that she knows that already, much to Lelouch's chagrin

Lelouch: Why are you laughing? You know that already!
Eien Tamashi: I...don't...care!

  • In chapter 18, Eien Tamashi acts as Yuna's echo just to annoy Lelouch
  • Chapter 23

Lelouch (narrating): I needed to gloat, my ego demanded it.
Eien Tamashi: Your ego needs to be kept in check.
Lelouch (to her): Quiet!

  • Chapter 26 Depsite the fact that Lelouch, and the reader, are quite excited about the prospect of Lelouch finding Rukia while Hisana is still alive, Eien Tamashi couldn't care less

Eien Tamashi: "We haven't done training in a while. I'm bored."

  • In chapter 27 Mayuri forgets he's lost four not three deputy department heads. Lelouch and Nemu kindly remind him of this
  • Ichigo and his nakama randomly guessing why Fong Shaolin, their teacher, is absent. Ichigo asks Keigo if he's high when Keigo suggests that Soifon is a Yakuza. Orihime almost correctly guesses what Soifon is and Ichigo says that it's actually better than Keigo's thoery.
  • In chapter 38 Soifon the normally callous and ruthless former executive militia commander acting bubbly and excited because Yoruichi promised her something special if four members of Ichigo's class got in the top 25 of the freshman class

Ichigo: Who are you and what have you done with Fong-sensei?

Rita: I wonder what I should have to eat first chance I get to eat the Soul Society cuisine. I'm sort of feeling like Ramen, but maybe I should have sushi. Sushi always tastes better. No, wait maybe some fresh fish. I haven't had fish in a while.

  • Ichigo in Slient Hell had its moments.