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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 7|Season 7]] |
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===The Way of the Sponge=== |
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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 8|Season 8]] |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a '''clear''' belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind '''INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS!''' [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off] |
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:'''Sandy''': Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate. |
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:'''Spongebob''': (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles. |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': And I'm revoking '''your''' black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off] |
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:'''Sandy''': Hey. You can't do that. |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this '''SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT!''' Stick to something you're good at, son. |
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:'''Spongebob''': Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up] |
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:'''Sandy''': That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend. |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': The sponge one will never earn his belt. |
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:'''Sandy''': I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance. |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches. |
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:'''Sandy''': That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker. |
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:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Who are you talking to? |
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==Unsorted Quotes== |
==Unsorted Quotes== |
Revision as of 13:36, 9 May 2016
Season one
Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five (2007)
Season 6
Repeated Quotes
- SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
- Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
- SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
- Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
- Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
- Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
- Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
- Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
- Fred: "My leg!"
- Sandy: "Yee-haw!"
Season 8
Unsorted Quotes
SpongeBob SquarePants
- "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
- "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
- "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."
Patrick Star
- "Birthday Happy."
- "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
- "We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
- "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."
Sandy Cheeks
- "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
- "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
- "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
- "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
- Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"
SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."
Eugene Krabs
- "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
- "That's me money walking out the door!"
- "Hello... may I take your money?"
- (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
- "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
- Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually." - "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."
"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."
Fishes
- SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming] - SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"