Wolverine: He is weird. Falcon: Says the guy who smells like a squirrel and has built in machetes.
And this in episode 5:
Dr. Strange: No Falcon, leave the magic to the Sorcerer Supreme! Thor: David Copperfield?
Just about ANYTHING the Hulk does.
Throws a potted plant out of window* "Now plant will get plenty of sun!"
When Skurge the Executioner freezes Valkyrie solid while she is cooking, Thor shouts that Asgardian meatballs taste disgusting if they are frozen, then defrosted. Skurge mocks him for thinking about food instead of acting concerned for her well-being. Later, when Valkyrie is freed, she also tears into Skurge for ruining the meatballs.
I would have to say when we see various Heroes going out to use their vacation time. Captain America? He's talking to Ed Brubanker on the phone, dressed like a Confederate soldier, and telling the person
Captain America: It's the Civil War, what could happen?
The Punisher. How do you make this guyLighter and Softer? Just have him ramble on in Frank Miller's oh-so-easy-to-parody style of prose. [1]
Falcon: Dude! Your head is ON FIRE! Human Torch: Yeah, like that's weird.
Just this:
Dr. Doom: You mean this was all about string cheese?
One episode had a part where it looked like the world was about to be destroyed. Hero and villain alike start sadly preparing for the end.
The Melter: (to Ms. Marvel) "I have always loved you." Ms. Marvel: (punches him out)
"No one ever writes positive things on message boards!"
When the Squaddies need to find a place to crash (It Makes Sense in Context), Iron Man tries to think up who would be a good idea and of the choices...
