'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.|''Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People'', "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"}}
'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.|''Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People'', "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"}}
{{quote|{{color|teal|$}}|'''[[Voice With an Internet Connection|gallowsCalibrator]]''' ([[Leet Lingo|sic]]) to [[The Smart Guy|Rose Lalonde]], ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|{{color|teal|<nowiki>gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R</nowiki>}}|'''[[Voice With an Internet Connection|gallowsCalibrator]]''' ([[Leet Lingo|sic]]) to [[The Smart Guy|Rose Lalonde]], ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|'''Jon''': You're the worst possible friend a man could have.<br />
{{quote|'''Jon''': You're the worst possible friend a man could have.<br />
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{{quote|'''Justin Taylor''': I hate you!<br />
{{quote|'''Justin Taylor''': I hate you!<br />
'''Eddie <nowiki>gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R</nowiki>''': Justin, [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word|hate is a very strong word]].|''[[One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd (TV)|One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd]]''}}
'''Eddie McDowd''': Justin, [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word|hate is a very strong word]].|''[[One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd (TV)|One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd]]''}}
{{quote|'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I will sees you in Vallhalska...<br />
{{quote|'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I will sees you in Vallhalska...<br />
Walt: How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
Barber Martin: Walt, your cheap bastard. I should have know you should come in right now. I was having such a pleasant time.
Walt: What did you do, cheat some blind man out of his money, gave him the wrong change?
Barber Martin: Whos the nip?
Walt: Oh, he is a pussy kid from next door. I am just trying to Man him up a little bit.
Barber Martin: Hmm...
Walt: You see kid, thats how guys talk to one another.
Thao: ...they do?
Barber Martin: What, you got chip in your ears?
Walt: Go on out, and come back in and talk to him like a real man.
Thao: [Exits and re-enters the shop] Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job
Barber Martin: [Picks up and point a rifle at Thao] Get out of my shop before I blow your head off, you goddamn dick sucker! Go!
Walt: What the hell are you doing?! You just don't go in and insult a man in his own shop!
Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them."
"Oh, God," said Rubin, visibly revolted. His sparse beard bristled and his eyes, magnified through the thick lenses of his glasses, glared.
"You've hit it, Mr. Levan," said Gonzalo. "Manny would give me the shirt off his back if no one were looking. The only thing he wouldn't give me is a kind word."