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Warbears is a Flash game devised by Gionatan Iasio in which the player controls the four titular Warbears, a squad of crime-fighting, walking, talking, clothes-wearing polar bears in three different missions plus one Adventure and a Puzzle Mission. The game has its own website, here, where you can set up your own player in Bedtime City and chat with others on the forum.

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This series includes examples of:

• Ambiguously Gay - Kla, all the way.
• Balloon Belly - Kla in An A.R. X-Mas. You have to look closely to see it.
• Big Bad - The Groundhog Commander in Mission 1 who later returns in between Missions 2 and 3.
• Big Eater - Kla, evidently.
• Christmas Episode - An A.R. X-Mas.
• Color Coded for Your Convenience - Ryoh = blue, Steve = green, Lucas = purple, Kla = orange.
• Cool Loser - Kla.
• Crouching Moron Hidden Badass - Kla kills a Groundhog in Mission 1 by slipping a photocopy of his face under the door. The Groundhog proceeds to ram down the door and (only if you do this right) run out the window.
• Ensemble Darkhorse - Both Lucas and the Commander qualify for this trope.
  • As well as Steve.
• Everythings Better With Penguins - The penguins that appear in Mission 2 and in An A.R. X-Mas.
• Geek / Nerd - Kla.
• Gratuitous Japanese - Ryoh.
• Heterosexual Life Partners - Steve and Lucas.
• Informed Attribute - Ryoh mentions in Mission 2 that he can tie a knot with one hand.
• Instant Awesome Just Add Ninja - Ryoh.
• Jerkass - Steve.
• Kill It With Fire / Stuff Blowing Up - Lucas' trademark.
• Kill It With Ice - This is how you get by a bunch of Groundhogs guarding the underground vault in Mission 1.
• Kill Them All- The objective of the first game is to kill all the Groundhogs attacking Sleepytime Bank.
• Nice Hat - Lucas, Ryoh and the Commander.
• Oh Crap - The commander gets this look on his face when one (or more) of the agents die in mission 3.
• Police Are Useless - “We tried nothing...and it didn't work!”
• Tastes Like Chicken - "It tastes like the chicken I had yesterday."
  • Ew. Double Ew because it was green paintball ammo that was splattered in his face. What the hell was that stuff made from anyway?!
• Too Dumb to Live - The Groundhogs. Playing as Ryoh in Mission 1 you can get one of them to hand a key over to you, voluntarily... until he realizes you're a Warbear. Makes you wonder just how bad their eyesight is.
  • And, you know, not noticing a Ryoh parachuting onto the roof not three metres away from them... even when they get nearly covered up by the loose parachute.
  • Or the Fish Minions. Yes, they're about as daft as they sound.
• Trademark Favorite Food - Warbeer for Steve.
• Unfortunate Implications - The good guys are the Warbears who have white fur. The bad guys are the Groundhogs who have brown fur. Yeah.
• Unpopular Popular Character - Steve.
• Viewer Gender Confusion - 80% of the time, Kla is mistaken for a girl, mostly because of his lack of Tertiary Sexual Characteristics.
• What Measure Is a Non Badass - The main reason why the fanbase doesn't like Kla.
• Why Did It Have To Be Spiders? - Ryoh's Weaksauce Weakness.