Batman/Haiku

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Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space

 -- Serenity Squid

You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.

 -- Mullon

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!

 -- RA Fritz

Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!

 -- Sonic GTR

Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.

 -- Rich318

Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong

 -- sgtangua8


Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.

 -- Curious Stranger

The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!

 -- Tropers/Mnemonik2

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