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Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!"

Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious is a bizarre Twilight fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Unlike the usual Comics Nix story, Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious lacks the horrific graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby store clothing run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a deal with the devil to gain incredible powers. All hell literally breaks loose.

From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's a dramatic reading.

Tropes:

Abnormal Ammo: The mech that fires "sword bullets".
Action Girl: Bella
Attempted Rape: The pirates reason for fighting with Bella is because they want to "fuck her while the baby is inside".
Cannibal Clan: The ninjas.
Choice of Two Weapons: Bella's primary weapons in this fic are shurikens and a sword, although she didn't necessarily pick these as her weapons; they're just what she happened to pick up.
Crack Fic
Crossover: Twilight with Clash of the Titans or simply Greek Mythology.
Deal With the Devil
Dual-Wielding: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
Duel to The Death: Bella vs Satan...although he comes back about a paragraph later.
Falling Chandelier of Doom: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story.
Hot Chick With a Sword: Bella.
Humongous Mecha: Adolf Hitler uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja: Again, the ninjas.
Instant Plunder, Just Add Pirates: They're here too.
Just Eat Him: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
Never Bring a Knife To A Fist Fight: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler.
OOC
Only a Flesh Wound: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and her unborn baby was somehow unharmed.
Pre-Asskicking Mutter: "Yes Satan!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
Pregnant Badass: Bella.
Sequel Hook
Swallowed Whole: As stated above with the Kraken.
Troll Fic
Unexplained Recovery: Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge.
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
Villain Team-Up: The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.
What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?
Womb Level: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.

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 * [[OOC]]
 * [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[Infant Immortality|her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]].
-* [[Pre Asskicking Mutter]]: "Yes  {{spoiler|Satan}}!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
+* [[Pre-Asskicking Mutter]]: "Yes  {{spoiler|Satan}}!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
 * [[Pregnant Badass]]: Bella.
 * [[Sequel Hook]]