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* [[Crossover]]: Twilight with ''[[Clash of the Titans]]'' or simply ''[[Greek Mythology]]''.
* [[Crossover]]: Twilight with ''[[Clash of the Titans]]'' or simply ''[[Greek Mythology]]''.
* [[Deal With the Devil]]
* [[Deal With the Devil]]
* [[Dual Wielding]]: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
* [[Dual-Wielding]]: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
* [[Duel to The Death]]: Bella vs {{spoiler|Satan}}...although {{spoiler|he comes back about a paragraph later}}.
* [[Duel to The Death]]: Bella vs {{spoiler|Satan}}...although {{spoiler|he comes back about a paragraph later}}.
* [[Falling Chandelier of Doom]]: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story.
* [[Falling Chandelier of Doom]]: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story.
* [[Hot Chick With a Sword]]: Bella.
* [[Hot Chick With a Sword]]: Bella.
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: {{spoiler|Adolf Hitler}} uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: {{spoiler|Adolf Hitler}} uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
* [[Instant Awesome Just Add Ninja]]: Again, the ninjas.
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja]]: Again, the ninjas.
* [[Instant Plunder Just Add Pirates]]: They're here too.
* [[Instant Plunder, Just Add Pirates]]: They're here too.
* [[Just Eat Him]]: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
* [[Just Eat Him]]: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
* [[Never Bring a Knife To A Fist Fight]]: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
* [[Never Bring a Knife To A Fist Fight]]: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero]]: {{spoiler|Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler}}.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: {{spoiler|Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler}}.
* [[OOC]]
* [[OOC]]
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[Infant Immortality|her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]].
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[Infant Immortality|her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]].
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* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: {{spoiler|Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge}}.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: {{spoiler|Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge}}.
* [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* {{spoiler|[[Villain Team Up]]: The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Villain Team-Up]]: The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.}}
* [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome]]
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]
* [[Womb Level]]: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.
* [[Womb Level]]: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.


Revision as of 10:41, 8 January 2014

 Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!"

Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious is a bizarre Twilight fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Unlike the usual Comics Nix story, Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious lacks the horrific graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby store clothing run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a deal with the devil to gain incredible powers. All hell literally breaks loose.

From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's a dramatic reading.

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