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* Some of the reactions as Eddie is about to die, usually after driving to his inevitable death are priceless. In particular, when Ophelia's in the car. |
* Some of the reactions as Eddie is about to die, usually after driving to his inevitable death are priceless. In particular, when Ophelia's in the car. |
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{{quote|'''Eddie:''' Wanna make out before we hit the water? |
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'''Ophelia:''' In your DREAMMMMMMMMMMS! |
'''Ophelia:''' In your DREAMMMMMMMMMMS!}} |
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** There are many but here's a favorite, which occurs while fighting the giant worm boss: |
** There are many but here's a favorite, which occurs while fighting the giant worm boss: |
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{{quote|'''Worm:''' *''screams at Eddie''* |
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'''Eddie:''' Ugh! Smells like a whale... ate some cabbage... then died in your mouth... like a ''year'' ago! |
'''Eddie:''' Ugh! Smells like a whale... ate some cabbage... then died in your mouth... like a ''year'' ago!}} |
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** There's Doviculus' line after you win the Tainted Coil stage battle. |
** There's Doviculus' line after you win the Tainted Coil stage battle. |
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{{quote|'''Doviculus:''' Come to me once you grow a pair as big as your mother's. |
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''(Doviculus leaves.)'' |
''(Doviculus leaves.)'' |
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'''Eddie:''' I hope he was talking about horns. |
'''Eddie:''' I hope he was talking about horns.}} |
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* Most of the moments involving the Guardian of Metal: |
* Most of the moments involving the Guardian of Metal: |
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{{quote|Guardian of Metal: You've interrupted the Guardian of Metal's nap! |
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Guardian of Metal: The Guardian of Metal is getting just a ''little'' bit sick of all this. |
Guardian of Metal: The Guardian of Metal is getting just a ''little'' bit sick of all this. |
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[[Rule of Three|Guardian of Metal]]: You're still alive?! ''[[Face Palm|*rubs the bridge of his nose*]]'' |
[[Rule of Three|Guardian of Metal]]: You're still alive?! ''[[Face Palm|*rubs the bridge of his nose*]]'' |
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Guardian of Metal: Every time I see you, there's another fucking scratch on that beautiful car! |
Guardian of Metal: Every time I see you, there's another fucking scratch on that beautiful car! |
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Guardian of Metal: ... |
Guardian of Metal: ... |
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Eddie: ''(raises eyebrow)'' |
Eddie: ''(raises eyebrow)'' |
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Guardian of Metal: ...''WHAT IS IT?!'' |
Guardian of Metal: ...''WHAT IS IT?!''}} |
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*** Some of the Guardian's store pitches are hilarious. |
*** Some of the Guardian's store pitches are hilarious. |
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{{quote|Guardian of Metal sculpture - "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarassed." |
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Ace of Hades paint job - "Oh, I hate puns." |
Ace of Hades paint job - "Oh, I hate puns." |
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Bolt Thrower - "Why don't you make someone else ride ''your'' lightning for a change?" |
Bolt Thrower - "Why don't you make someone else ride ''your'' lightning for a change?" |
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Drowned Ophelia sculpture - "Oh, the young ones and their make-up..." |
Drowned Ophelia sculpture - "Oh, the young ones and their make-up..." |
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[[Grim Fandango|Bone Wagon]] paint job - "[[Shout |
[[Grim Fandango|Bone Wagon]] paint job - "[[Shout-Out|That's]] [[Grim Fandango|grim]]." |
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Chrome paint job - "Shiiiny!" |
Chrome paint job - "Shiiiny!" |
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Second armor augmentation - "Well ''someone's'' paranoid!" |
Second armor augmentation - "Well ''someone's'' paranoid!"}} |
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** Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining. |
** Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining. |
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*** Hell, Headbangers in general. Also, Bouncers; "I'm helping!" |
*** Hell, Headbangers in general. Also, Bouncers; "I'm helping!" |
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** The bat family was pretty funny, too. |
** The bat family was pretty funny, too. |
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{{quote|Son Bat: My ass is getting sunburned. |
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(after beating the secondary mission) |
(after beating the secondary mission) |
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Daughter Bat: Oooh, look at all the blood! *flies into cave with brother* |
Daughter Bat: Oooh, look at all the blood! *flies into cave with brother* |
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Mom Bat: *kisses Eddie on the cheek* Nice to have a man around sometimes. |
Mom Bat: *kisses Eddie on the cheek* Nice to have a man around sometimes. |
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Dad Bat: I HEARD THAT! Oh, by the way, sorry I took a shit on your head, earlier. |
Dad Bat: I HEARD THAT! Oh, by the way, sorry I took a shit on your head, earlier. |
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Eddie: What? |
Eddie: What? |
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Dad Bat: Nothing. |
Dad Bat: Nothing.}} |
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* Eddie's promise to the Guardian of Metal. |
* Eddie's promise to the Guardian of Metal. |
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{{quote|'''Eddie''': Okay, I'll be back, covered in Metal God Love! |
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'''Guardian of Metal''': [[Brain Bleach|Oh god...]] |
'''Guardian of Metal''': [[Brain Bleach|Oh god...]]}} |
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* When Eddie discovers how to use his wings: |
* When Eddie discovers how to use his wings: |
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{{quote|'''Eddie''': From this new vantage point I can totally see what the problem is. A bunch of gross fan leeches are eating our fans. |
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'''Lita''': We already knew that. |
'''Lita''': We already knew that. |
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'''Eddie''': Silence, ground walker! }} |
'''Eddie''': Silence, ground walker! }} |
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* "Ewwww! You are the DEFINITION of 'butter-face'!" |
* "Ewwww! You are the DEFINITION of 'butter-face'!" |
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* When the Headbangers first hear the gift of Metal. |
* When the Headbangers first hear the gift of Metal. |
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{{quote|'''Headbanger #1:''' Wha-? What is that sound!? |
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'''Headbanger #2:''' It's a devil screaming... |
'''Headbanger #2:''' It's a devil screaming... |
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'''Headbanger #3:''' It's an angel singing! |
'''Headbanger #3:''' It's an angel singing! |
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'''Headbanger #1:''' It is the pounding of creation's hammer upon the anvil of time... |
'''Headbanger #1:''' It is the pounding of creation's hammer upon the anvil of time... |
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'''Headbanger #3:''' ''[[Sophisticated As Hell|It's fucking awesome]]''! |
'''Headbanger #3:''' ''[[Sophisticated As Hell|It's fucking awesome]]''!}} |
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* And from the same scene, after Eddie commands the Headbangers to destroy a statue of Lionwhyte... |
* And from the same scene, after Eddie commands the Headbangers to destroy a statue of Lionwhyte... |
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{{quote|'''Headbanger #1:''' Lionwhyte sucks! |
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'''Headbanger #2:''' Death to Lionwhyte! |
'''Headbanger #2:''' Death to Lionwhyte! |
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'''Headbanger #3:''' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|I]] ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|hate]]'' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|statues]]! |
'''Headbanger #3:''' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|I]] ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|hate]]'' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|statues]]!}} |
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* Eddie and Ophelia. [[Meadow Run|Running across a meadow]] to a [[ |
* Eddie and Ophelia. [[Meadow Run|Running across a meadow]] to a [[Scorpions]] ballad. Staring dreamily into each other's eyes. Slaying demons with the world's goofiest smiles on their faces. |
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* ''The Ozzy-Osbourne-headed bat.'' |
* ''The Ozzy-Osbourne-headed bat.'' |
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* "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. |
* "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. {{spoiler|Its re-use after Eddie kills Doviculus ramps it [[Up to Eleven]] by combining it with a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]}}. |
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* He only does it with the [[Tenacious D|Love Giver]] guitar, but hearing him shout "POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE~!" when he does a...well, Power Slide never fails to get a chuckle. |
* He only does it with the [[Tenacious D|Love Giver]] guitar, but hearing him shout "POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE~!" when he does a... well, Power Slide never fails to get a chuckle. |
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* Killmaster, due to Kilmeister's deadpan delivery of pretty much everything. |
* Killmaster, due to Kilmeister's deadpan delivery of pretty much everything. |
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{{quote|(Re: the Spider Queen) But we don't go into her lair anymore, lest she bite us in half, suck out our innards, and lay her eggs in our eyesockets. |
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(Bus is atacked en route to Drowning Doom territory) It's those Brides. I think they're giving us something blue. |
(Bus is atacked en route to Drowning Doom territory) It's those Brides. I think they're giving us something blue. |
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(During the To The Slaughter mission): That's a hell of a bird you've got there, Eddie. |
(During the To The Slaughter mission): That's a hell of a bird you've got there, Eddie. |
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(attacked by Tainted Coil): Demon, I'm warning you! |
(attacked by Tainted Coil): Demon, I'm warning you! |
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(attacked by Drowning Doom): Fuck off, zombie! |
(attacked by Drowning Doom): Fuck off, zombie!}} |
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** The Spider Queen line has a bonus CMOF. After he says it, the camera cuts back to Lars...while Eddie in the background [[Oh Crap|has the most hilariously horrified look on his face |
** The Spider Queen line has a bonus CMOF. After he says it, the camera cuts back to Lars... while Eddie in the background [[Oh Crap|has the most hilariously horrified look on his face]]. |
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* It's a shame the unit chatter is often obscured by combat noise, because some units drop the funniest lines. |
* It's a shame the unit chatter is often obscured by combat noise, because some units drop the funniest lines. |
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{{quote|'''Eddie (enemy avatar flees combat):''' [[Everything's Better with Chickens|Buk-buk-bukawk!]] |
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'''Headbanger:''' One point for you? I'm still ahead! |
'''Headbanger:''' One point for you? I'm still ahead! |
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'''Headbanger:''' What a strange day, huh, fellas? |
'''Headbanger:''' What a strange day, huh, fellas? |
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'''Headbanger (against Drowning Doom):''' That's for using a keyboard! |
'''Headbanger (against Drowning Doom):''' That's for using a keyboard! |
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'''Headbanger:''' Eddie can take care of himself! What about helping me?!' |
'''Headbanger:''' Eddie can take care of himself! What about helping me?!' |
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'''Headbanger:''' Who do you think is hotter: Lita or Ophelia? |
'''Headbanger:''' Who do you think is hotter: Lita or Ophelia? |
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'''Bouncer (near death):''' Must... Keep... Punching... |
'''Bouncer (near death):''' Must... Keep... Punching... |
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'''Screamwagon (when given an order):''' Like I give a shit. |
'''Screamwagon (when given an order):''' Like I give a shit. |
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'''Screamwagon (double team ends):''' Well, at least he talked to me. Which is more than I can say for you guys. |
'''Screamwagon (double team ends):''' Well, at least he talked to me. Which is more than I can say for you guys. |
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'''Screamwagon (double team):''' Can you help me? I was told I was signing up for a spa day! |
'''Screamwagon (double team):''' Can you help me? I was told I was signing up for a spa day! |
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'''Skull Raker (victory):''' What were they thinking? |
'''Skull Raker (victory):''' What were they thinking? |
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'''Grave Digger (attacking Doviculus):''' You look like a fork! |
'''Grave Digger (attacking Doviculus):''' You look like a fork! |
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'''Grave Digger (victory):''' Thank god, those guys were a pain! |
'''Grave Digger (victory):''' Thank god, those guys were a pain! |
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'''Bride: (move order):''' Okay, let's walk in order of height! |
'''Bride: (move order):''' Okay, let's walk in order of height!}} |
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* Some good Eddie lines: |
* Some good Eddie lines: |
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{{quote|I'm the wiener, you're the bun, get over here and lets have fun. |
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Everything in that general direction must ''die''! |
Everything in that general direction must ''die''! |
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(Attacking a mortar operator) Hey! Knock it off with the cannon! |
(Attacking a mortar operator) Hey! Knock it off with the cannon! |
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(Using the Face Melter) Bet you wished you wore a bib cause now you've got face all over your shirt! |
(Using the Face Melter) Bet you wished you wore a bib cause now you've got face all over your shirt! |
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(Using Bring It On Home) That pilot is gonna lose his job. (alternately: Oh no! The metal gods still use hydrogen!) |
(Using Bring It On Home) That pilot is gonna lose his job. (alternately: Oh no! The metal gods still use hydrogen!) |
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Come, morning sun and vanquish my enemies as I enjoy eggs and bacon! |
Come, morning sun and vanquish my enemies as I enjoy eggs and bacon!}} |
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* This line here: |
* This line here: |
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{{quote|'''Eddie''': Dude, how about this? How about you take off your fucking diaper, lay down your little baby foo-foo, and GO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB??? |
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'''Mangus''': Not cool, man! I wear this thing so I don't have to stop the bus to take a leak! |
'''Mangus''': Not cool, man! I wear this thing so I don't have to stop the bus to take a leak!}} |
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* From the intro: |
* From the intro: |
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{{quote|'''Eddie''': *as "Girlfriend" is playing* I can fix anything... except THAT. |
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'''Guy''': Metal is dead. |
'''Guy''': Metal is dead.}} |
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** And who could possibly forget this? |
** And who could possibly forget this? |
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{{quote|'''Eddie''': I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHER--*message appears asking if the player wants swearing censored or uncensored*--[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!]]}} |
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* Lars being rather sceptical of Eddie's plan to recruit the Headbangers. |
* Lars being rather sceptical of Eddie's plan to recruit the Headbangers. |
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{{quote|'''Lars''': What can we do with men who have known nothing but to bang their heads against a wall for their entire lives? |
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'''Eddie''': (With tears in his eyes) We start a revolution, Lars. Now let us sound the battle cry! |
'''Eddie''': (With tears in his eyes) We start a revolution, Lars. Now let us sound the battle cry! |
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'''Lars''': You've been looking at my sword, haven't you? |
'''Lars''': You've been looking at my sword, haven't you? |
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'''Eddie''': *glances downward quickly, then back up as Lars pulls out his sword* |
'''Eddie''': *glances downward quickly, then back up as Lars pulls out his sword*}} |
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* When you sneak up on the two Hair Bangers controlling the impalers in the Cleave of the Impalement, you can overhear them talking about their styling in terms of... "performance |
* When you sneak up on the two Hair Bangers controlling the impalers in the Cleave of the Impalement, you can overhear them talking about their styling in terms of... "performance". |
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* Putting Doviculus behind the mike in Stage Battles. |
* Putting Doviculus behind the mike in Stage Battles. |
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* Jack Black's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Uu_vFjlok self-affirmation video] for dealing with online douchebags. |
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* "Start a revolution [Now] [Later]." |
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Latest revision as of 16:39, 27 April 2021
- Some of the reactions as Eddie is about to die, usually after driving to his inevitable death are priceless. In particular, when Ophelia's in the car.
Eddie: Wanna make out before we hit the water? |
- There are many but here's a favorite, which occurs while fighting the giant worm boss:
Worm: *screams at Eddie* |
- There's Doviculus' line after you win the Tainted Coil stage battle.
Doviculus: Come to me once you grow a pair as big as your mother's. |
- Most of the moments involving the Guardian of Metal:
Guardian of Metal: You've interrupted the Guardian of Metal's nap! |
- Some of the Guardian's store pitches are hilarious.
Guardian of Metal sculpture - "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarassed." |
- Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining.
- Hell, Headbangers in general. Also, Bouncers; "I'm helping!"
- The bat family was pretty funny, too.
- Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining.
Son Bat: My ass is getting sunburned. |
- Eddie's promise to the Guardian of Metal.
Eddie: Okay, I'll be back, covered in Metal God Love! |
- When Eddie discovers how to use his wings:
Eddie: From this new vantage point I can totally see what the problem is. A bunch of gross fan leeches are eating our fans. |
- "Ewwww! You are the DEFINITION of 'butter-face'!"
- When the Headbangers first hear the gift of Metal.
Headbanger #1: Wha-? What is that sound!? |
- And from the same scene, after Eddie commands the Headbangers to destroy a statue of Lionwhyte...
- Eddie and Ophelia. Running across a meadow to a Scorpions ballad. Staring dreamily into each other's eyes. Slaying demons with the world's goofiest smiles on their faces.
- The Ozzy-Osbourne-headed bat.
- "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. Its re-use after Eddie kills Doviculus ramps it Up to Eleven by combining it with a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
- He only does it with the Love Giver guitar, but hearing him shout "POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE~!" when he does a... well, Power Slide never fails to get a chuckle.
- Killmaster, due to Kilmeister's deadpan delivery of pretty much everything.
(Re: the Spider Queen) But we don't go into her lair anymore, lest she bite us in half, suck out our innards, and lay her eggs in our eyesockets. |
- The Spider Queen line has a bonus CMOF. After he says it, the camera cuts back to Lars... while Eddie in the background has the most hilariously horrified look on his face.
- It's a shame the unit chatter is often obscured by combat noise, because some units drop the funniest lines.
Eddie (enemy avatar flees combat): Buk-buk-bukawk! |
- Some good Eddie lines:
I'm the wiener, you're the bun, get over here and lets have fun. |
- This line here:
Eddie: Dude, how about this? How about you take off your fucking diaper, lay down your little baby foo-foo, and GO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB??? |
- From the intro:
Eddie: *as "Girlfriend" is playing* I can fix anything... except THAT. |
- And who could possibly forget this?
Eddie: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHER--*message appears asking if the player wants swearing censored or uncensored*--FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! |
- Lars being rather sceptical of Eddie's plan to recruit the Headbangers.
Lars: What can we do with men who have known nothing but to bang their heads against a wall for their entire lives? |
- When you sneak up on the two Hair Bangers controlling the impalers in the Cleave of the Impalement, you can overhear them talking about their styling in terms of... "performance".
- Putting Doviculus behind the mike in Stage Battles.
- Jack Black's self-affirmation video for dealing with online douchebags.
- "Start a revolution [Now] [Later]."
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