Cluster F-Bomb/Fan Works

Examples of Cluster F-Bombs in Fan Works include:

Two words: My Immortal. So much that there's even a drinking game for it.
When you're five pages into a Harry Potter fic and the main character Snape has already made casual use of more than half a dozen swear words without so much as raising his blood pressure, take it as a sign that the author doesn't connect with the original characterization of Snape at all. Somewhere in that writer's brain is this iron-clad idea that swearing is so natural that only pansies can talk casually for five minutes without the use of swear words, and as Snape is not a pansy, obviously the correct characterization would make an HBO executive blush.
- Obviously, this'll apply to any cool or badass character who doesn't swear in the original material. Never mind that a key factor of the coolest badasses may be that they don't need to swear to keep up their image.
- Elder. Swear.
- "What the fuck? You torture my fucking boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God you are so fucked up you fucking bastard."
  - Used quite frequently throughout the fic, and lampshaded in this dramatic reading.
  - My Immortal even renames a character "Fuck".
I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC second season Happy Hour has the Green Goblin drop one in the 4th episode after the Joker hits his crush, Harley Quinn:

Green Goblin: You son of a * BLEEP* ! I'm gonna * 16 glorious seconds of BLEEEEEEP* up Richard Gere's ass!

When Yami is tricked into going out with Téa in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, he lets out a rant that is almost entirely composed of Sound Effect Bleeps.
- "And then you'll have to BLEEP sideways!"
Naruto the Abridged Series has a shorter outburst by Sasuke when his scene is cut off for the third time that episode.
The third episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged has a flashback to the time Joseph "kamikaze'd an immortal god into an active volcano", which consists entirely of him screaming "fuck" whilst being inundated with piranhas and octopi... in a biplane.
In Twilight Valley, pretty much everyone utters at least one profanity. The most outrageous would have to be:

"You bastard! How dare you call me stupid!?" - said by Littlefoot
"You bastards! I hope when Littlefoot, Deimos and his friends rescue me, they kill you first! And I?ll have your fu?" - said by Chomper. Yes, he nearly drops the F-bomb before he gets kicked in the ribs
"You are all assholes! I hope Deimos finds you and rips out your internal organs! And you Ms. Maia, I hope that you get captured and taken to be sentenced by the Great Valley elders; I?ll enjoy seeing your carcass hanging from a tree or lying broken on the outskirts of the Great Valley." - Chomper, again.

A Death To Remember has an f-bomb practically every other line.
The Mass Effect Self Insert Mass Vexations has a protagonist who likes to swear a lot. He doesn't really go to town until he survives Virmire, though. Or until Wrex makes him lose The Game.
- His Wham! Line uses three f-bombs in the course of the same sentence.

Art: You don't fucking understand! I knew she was going to fucking die since I fucking arrived on the fucking Citadel!

Vegita lets loose a volley of profanity that is beeped out by Jeice's scouter in Ep 19 of Dragon Ball Abridged, though at the end of the episode it's revealed to be a tame outburst with not a single F-Bomb.
The Golem in chapter eight and nine of The Exigence swear far more than any other characters.
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella. Everyone (Madoka excluded) swears. This includes KyuBey's replacement.
All of the four in With Strings Attached use “fuck,” but John uses it more frequently than the others, and when he's pissed every other word, seemingly, is the F-bomb.
In Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, this happens very often, especially in the author's notes.

Sakura:"NO HE IS FUCKING NOT U TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK U FUCKING CORPSEFUCKER!11!"

Sidonis in Mass Effect: Interregnum loooves him some cursing, in stark contrast to Garrus.

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