"Don't worry," said John, "we've already brought the gods back, we're the gods of rock 'n' roll, remember?"
With Strings Attached, or The Big Pink Job is possibly the most famous single Beatles Real Person Fic out there, and certainly one of the oldest known. Aviva Rothschild, who wrote the first-ever bibliography of graphic novels, started writing Strings in 1980 at the age of 15 and just completed it in early 2009. It has been online since 1997 and is so well established that if you google the common phrase that is the main title, it comes up first. Half the story is available on Rational Magic, the author's website, and the entire work can be purchased as a downloadable PDF or a thick paperback book.
Strings is a serious (if frequently hilarious) epic fantasy--no Slash, no Time Travel, no romance, no Alternate History, and no Mary Sue. It's spring 1980, and the four ex-Beatles awaken on the strange planet C'hou, terrified out of their minds, sixteen years younger, and utterly clueless as to why they're there. As they struggle to make sense of their predicament, they must survive the dangers of two very different countries: Ketafa, a quasi-Victorian theocracy based on a fake religion, and Baravada, a dying magical anarchy whose inhabitants' fondest wish is to find monsters to kill. Observing all this are some quite fannish aliens, whose dialogue punctuates and clarifies much of what's going on, and who have their own little dramas taking place as events spin rapidly out of their control.
Ultimately, the four are spectacularly equipped to embark upon a quest that, if successful, will remove a curse that prevents the real gods from seeing Ketafa. Careering through three crazy universes (including a Crowning Moment of Funny day on an alternate Earth that combines Beatlemania, New York City, Xanth, and Harvey), they collect the three scattered pieces of the Vasyn, a statue that is the (sub)titular Big Pink Job. But restoring the Vasyn to Ketafa will be the most dangerous task facing them....
Notable for, among other things, its portrayal of the four ex-Beatles as real people, not as any of their fictional personas, who undergo genuine Character Development as the story progresses. Also notable for being a rare fantasy where the main characters are essentially Actual Pacifists.
- Actual Pacifist: The four. They never initiate fights - in fact, they avoid conflict when possible - and while three of them do deal some minor damage to people in revenge for having been badly abused, none of them would dream of seriously hurting any living thing. The irony, of course, is that collectively they have been gifted with enough power to wipe out a city before breakfast.
- Anal Probing: Discussed in the prologue when Varx is trying to convince Paul to go on a “great adventure”.
Paul: Is this one of those alien abductions where you're gonna probe me, then?
- Artifact of Doom: Two of them: The Heart of Evil and Blackfire, the Hunter's BFS.
- Awesome McCoolname: As'taris Farbound. Who is promptly nicknamed by the four "Ass", "Asshole", "Santa's Ass", and "Jeez-Ass".
- Background Magic Field: The universe that contains the planet C'hou is permeated by a Field of raw magic that people can learn to shape, or, in rare cases, are genetically able to manipulate without special education (i.e., Psychic Powers).
- Badass Unintentional: The four have no interest in combat or adventure. However, after being Touched by Vorlons, they get maneuvered into that stuff. And they're now rather good at it. Their opponents are damned lucky the four are Actual Pacifists.
- Bag of Holding: George's "closet".
- Berserk Button: Harm an animal, or one of the others, around Paul, and he may quite violently stop being an Actual Pacifist... though he has such a horror of hurting anyone that it's not too hard to talk him down. In fact, it seems likely that any of the four will discover a Berserk Button if their True Companionship is threatened.
- BFS: Blackfire. Brox's Kiss is an SFS, almost literally given what it tends to be used for.
- Big Bad: Jeft and Brox.
- Big Eater: John. Part of why he's Blessed with Suck.
- Bittersweet Ending: Talk to Ringo about this.
- Blessed with Suck: John and Paul. To the point where they cannot go home as is.
- Brainwashed: The whole point of Brox's Kiss. Both John and Paul get Kissed, with varying results.
- Chekhov's Gun: The Vasyn.
- Cosmic Plaything: The four. And they're not happy about it.
- Deadpan Snarker: All of them, but especially John and George.
- Death Is Cheap: As'taris dies and is resurrected in half a page.
Death is cheap, life is expensive.
- Dismantled MacGuffin: The Vasyn.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: Paul. He practices endlessly and still breaks stuff if he doesn't watch himself every moment.
- Dungeons and Dragons: The story had its genesis in a melding of Beatlemania and D&D.
- Dying Town: Ta'akan.
- Dystopia: Baravada, at least from the Baravadans' POV. The four feel rather differently about it.
- Elseworld: The Beatles on another planet. Yup, that fits.
- Face Heel Turn: Jeft, after Jim Hunter becomes friends with the four.
- The Faceless: The Fans.
- Fan Service: John's transformation leaves him a walking example of this.
- Functional Magic: Lots and lots and lots.
- Ghost City: Ehndris.
- Gotta Catch Them All: The quest involves retrieving the three scattered pieces of the Vasyn.
- Groupie Brigade
- Healing Potion: "God bless healing potions!"
- He's Back: Paul, when he finally gets his magic.
- How Do I Shot Web?: The four, as they learn to use their magic.
- Humiliation Conga: Jeft.
- I Just Want to Be Special: Paul goes through several chapters of this when the other three all get magic dumped on them, but he doesn't get any.
- Jerkass: Jeft, As'taris, the Hunter (in spades), and most Baravadans.
- Jerkass Gods: The Dalns gods, though apparently only in the past.
- Making a Splash: John.
- Medieval Stasis: Baravada has completely stagnated, technology-wise (though they are rife with magic), and the inhabitants brush off inventions as "tinkerings".
- Mighty Glacier: Paul.
- The Mind Is a Plaything of the Body: George.
- Mind Over Matter: Ringo.
- Muggles: The non-Idris in Ketafa, who are derisively referred to as "fodder"; and the tirin in Baravada, except they're just as mean and annoying as the skahs, and occasionally nearly as lethal. They're also far more content with their lot than the skahs are.
- The Multiverse: The story takes place in or mentions at least six different universes, and Jeft refers to existence as the Infiniverse.
- Mundane Utility: The four dick around with their magic a lot.
- The Nicknamer: The four really go to town with this trope. They also attract their fair share of nicknames.
- Nigh Invulnerability: Paul.
- Night of the Living Mooks: The epic battle on the Plains of Death.
- Nobody Poops: Averted on a number of occasions, including right at the beginning, when John and Paul have to stop to pee.
- Not Using the Z Word: The word "Beatles" rarely appears in the narrative; the author refers to them as "the four". Almost the only time the name appears is when one of the four makes a sardonic or angry reference to it, or when one of the Fans mentions it.
- Older Than They Look: The four have been rendered sixteen years younger, so they look like young twenty-somethings rather than the nearly 40-year-old men they are. This affects the way a bunch of people treat them, occasionally to their benefit.
- Omniscient Council of Vagueness: The Fans, initially. Except only Jeft wants to be vague; the others want to be helpful and informative.
- Omniscient Morality License: The Fans. Even though she loves the four, Shag thinks nothing of dropping them into a dangerous environment, completely unprepared and ignorant of everything.
- Orphaned Series: The author, who began it in 1980 and who started posting it in 1997, gave it up in 2002 after her personal life imploded (mother had Alzheimer's, laid off from her job, etc.). She never thought she would finish it, but in early 2009 she was hit by literary lightning, wrote 300 pages in 3 weeks, and finished the thing.
- Personal Raincloud: John.
- Phlebotinum Overload: This happened to the wraiths they exploded when they consumed too much of Paul's Life Energy.
- Physical God: Ardav.
- Power Incontinence: Paul. He can barely walk without causing chaos.
- The Power of Rock: Subverted in that the four play music a few times with no supernatural effect, and even sneer a bit at the notion that their music may be magical.
- Psychic Powers: Ringo. If you thought clairvoyance was feeble, he will disabuse you of that notion for all time.
- Real Person Fic
- The Reveal: Several huge ones.
- Science Fantasy
- Shapeshifter Mode Lock: George, on occasion.
- Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: The story ranges from wide-eyed wonder to exhausted cynicism. Which, one might say, mirrors the Beatles' real story.
- Sufficiently Advanced Aliens: The Fans.
- Super Senses: John has very acute hearing now, with its attendant problems.
- Super Strength: Paul. Why he has Power Incontinence.
- Thou Shalt Not Kill: The four are committed to this stance, to the point of having to get really creative to solve a problem because the opponent's death is not an option.
- Touched by Vorlons: The four (more like slammed by Vorlons).
- Trapped in Another World
- True Companions: The four were a set in real life, at least for a while, and become one again in Strings.
- Villainous Breakdown: Jeft and, later, Kerrun.
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: George.
- Walking on Water: John. ("Look at me! Look at me! I'm Jesus!")
- Winged Humanoid: John.