Dysfunction Junction/Quotes
"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
—Leo Tolstoy
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"The only way to keep my family in line would be to bury them in a row."
—Tarvek, Girl Genius
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We're Light Warriors, damnit. —Thief, Eight Bit Theater
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Lily (crying and hugging young Ned at her doorstep): Something happened! —Pushing Daisies, "Corpsicle"
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"Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts."
—HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic
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"These people don't have "issues" so much as they have subscriptions."
—GG Crono on the Katawa Shoujo forums
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"WOW. The insecurity level with you guys is RIDICULOUS!"
—Kevin Sandusky, Tropic Thunder
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Carla: Don't bother with the sob story. I've been here a long time, I've heard it all before. —Scrubs, "My Saving Grace"
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"All of the ponies in this town are crazy!"
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
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Hawkeye: You realize The Avengers are a complete disaster, right? Iron Man is completely unqualified to lead a team like this. Thor is crazy. The Hulk is a bomb waiting to go off! Ant-Man couldn't be less interested in taking down bad guys. And Wasp belongs in the party circuit, not law enforcement.
—Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes, "Masters of Evil"
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Wedge: "[New pilot] Targon comes to us fresh from Fleet Command Academy [...] and unlike the rest of you, he hasn't yet had time to ruin his career or his mind." —greeting the new pilot in Solo Command
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Ragna: "Alright, just spill it. If you were starving so badly, you wouldn't have the energy to radiate the levels of murderous rage you... are now..." —Platinum vs Ragna, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Arcade Mode
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