From Bad to Worse/Quotes
"The factory was assembled lakeside. There were start up problems. And a fire. Flooding. An explosion. More flooding. And another fire." |
"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black." |
"I'm Deceased Crab, Let's Play Eversion! And I'm starting to realize why the game said, 'Not for children or those of a nervous disposition.'" |
"And then, somehow, it got worse." —Common Russian Joke, when asked to sum up their country's history.
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"The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline." —Marvin the Paranoid Android, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"If you see God first, tell him shit got worse." — 2Pac
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"Here ends The Silmarillion. If it has passed from the high and the beautiful to darkness and ruin, that was of old the fate of Arda Marred; and if any change shall come and the Marring be amended, Manwë and Varda may know; but they have not revealed it, and it is not declared in the dooms of Mandos." |
"No matter what, there is more fucked up shit than what you just saw." —Rule 36 of the Internet
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Mario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. |
Cameron Vale: What happened to him? Is he better? —Discussing Darryl Revok, in Scanners
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"And you know, sometimes you think it really can't get much worse... and then it does." — StarkRavingMad, "Boatmurdered" Let's Play
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Remember when I mentioned the Spy plague being one of the worst things that GalCiv can throw at you? This is worse. |
"...soon enough, the tag was made to Miss Jackie...and the wheels fell off the wagon. —Wrestlecrap, on the July 8, 2002 edition of WWE Monday Night Raw (specifically, "THAT Jackie Gayda Match")
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Dana: How is he these days? —Ghostbusters II
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"...as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some dickhead who can make them worse." —Terry Pratchett on history.
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Twilight Sparkle: Listen up! Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria... but don’t worry, I’ve just received a letter from Princess Celestia informing me that it is not coming from a fire. —My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, "Dragonshy"
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"Two fellows in the Soviet Union are walking down the street. One of them said, " Have we reached full communism? Is this it? Is this true communism?" The other one said, "Hell no, things are gonna get a lot worse." — Ronald Reagan, telling a joke he got from a Soviet official.
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Kevyn: When you've already been flipped out of the frying pan and into the fire, what do you call it when you get flipped again into something even worse? — Schlock Mercenary, March 23, 2005
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"You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out."
—Ernest Cline, Ready Player One
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