Gunnerkrigg Court/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Antimony: Surma was my mother.
Coyote: You're her daughter?! HAHAHA! Eglamore you hound!
Eglamore: ...Carver is the girl's father.
Coyote: Oh! In that case, how awkward! HAHAHA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    • And shortly after:

Coyote: This is Ysengrin. He is very impatient.
The Rant: He also hates a lot of things.

    • Renard gives Ysengrin a sarcastic taste:

Ysengrin: Now the very trees of Gillite are under my command.
Reynardine: I tremble in the presence of your terrifying skills of gardening, Ysengrin.

Blue: Your hair!
Red: My hair!
Blue: It goes up again!
Red: It goes up again!
Blue: Oooh! I want to be your friend! Oh please!
Red: [points to Annie and Kat] AHAHAHA!!
Tom: In your face, girls.

"ZimmyXJack??? More like shutXup."

  • From Chapter 20: Coyote Stories:
    • After Annie asks Coyote what the Court is:

Coyote: How is that for an enigmatic answer?
Ysengrin: Very enigmatic. It barely answers anything at all.

Antimony: In fact, it raises more questions than before.

Coyote: Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Jones: Try not to undress the female students, James.
*Beat panel*

Eglamore: Oh...oh God...

Kat: But what did you use to jargon jargon babble babble strange words?
Anja: Haha, it took a while to perfect, but chatter chatter jargon computers technical wizardry babble jargon.
Antimony: *confused silence*

Bob: Just like real cows! Only with lasers.


Tom: Laser Cows. Just like real cows. Only with lasers. T-shirt coming soon.

    • Winsbury bashing at the Laser Cows, and their reply:

Winsbury: Go away you big, dumb cow!
Laser Cow 1: Response: No. Added note: It is YOU that is dumb.
Laser Cow 2: Query: Did I detect some burning just now?
Laser Cow 1: Reply: Only my incredible insult.

    • After the kids take control of the house:

Annie: Well, you know where the tents are. Night!

Jenny: RRR!
Seraph: This does not appear to be Subject Zeta.
ZZAPP!

  • Chapter 55: The Breakout. All three pages of it, counting the bonus page with a completely unprepared Tea, not even fully colored in. Anti-climax much?


  1. Donald and Annie stole Jones' phone to try and trace Anthony's phone call, to no avail.