HvH MUGEN/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


For a web series that takes itself seriously, HVH has moments where it doesn't take itself seriously.

Eve's Duet MUGEN

The 2012 April Fools video. A Gag Dub summary of EDM.

  • The first time Shiki meets Chris. (EP 1)
  • When Ikumi confronts Jin in the arena. (EP 8)

Ikumi: Never Forget. FARGO.
Jin: Just doing my jo-

  • Ikumi enters Genocide mode*

Ikumi: GENOCIDE!!!!!!

Wily: Holy shit! Genocide!

  • When Kaigen asks Makoto to help her fight The Faction (EP 17)

Kaigen: Join me and together we will rebuild society... or just stop The Faction. Whatever you want.

Makoto: Let's conquer Japan for Meatbuns!

Kaigen: That's not on the script!

Ein: You must die for being old.

Kaigen: How dare you! You first!

Makoto: Ooh, cool beans.

  • Makoto tells Ikumi about The Faction (EP 18)

Ikumi: Talk.

Makoto: Talk.

Ikumi: Talk.

Makoto: Talk.

Ikumi: Talk.

Makoto: THERE'S A SUMARAI[sic] BEHIND YOU!!!

Ikumi: Oh shit!

Azure Fang MUGEN

Void Quest MUGEN

Maki Kuronami has been a walking goldmine ever since she made her debut.

Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my @*$&! Help!!

  • Reaverance enters the room to see Maki changing*

Reaverance: ...Oh.
Maki: What?

Reaverance: ...I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

  • closes door and runs like hell*

Maki: Didn't see what- Wait, shit! Why do I keep forgetting?!

Reaverance: Those are actually decent information. Thank you, Miss Maki.
Maki: Oh yeah, about a while ago? Don't worry about it.
Reaverance: Don't remind me!
Youmu: Remind what?
Reaverance: NOTHING!

Youmu: Help us!
Maki: Help to what? As you can see, I'm unarmed. What the hell do you want me to do, bite their faces?

Maki: What, don't wanna hang out with the girl with stupid glasses?
Reaverance: No, I'm a busy man and someone was planning on meeting me somewhere.
Maki: A brothel?
Reaverance: Shut. Up.

  • Maki's best moments are in the first part of EP 18, even though the intro started with her on the verge of death.

Maki: Who the hell are you? Did you do shit to me?!
Citan: No, I'm a doctor. There's nothing to fear.
Maki: Right... But if I find out you did crazy shit to me, you're dead before you can say Anesthesia.

    • When she met Viper, her humor frequency increased.

Maki: Hahaha... That's good, I would like you to help me out one last time. Can you?
Viper: Maybe. But you know... my services comes at a price.

Maki: You're one sick, demented son of a bitch.

Viper: ...You're looking at my statement the wrong way. I meant monetary payment.

Maki: I-I KNEW THAT! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

Viper: ...Are you saying what you're saying?
Maki: Yeah, I question the diet of peanuts.
Viper: YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE PEANUT!!

Maki: Pffhahahahahahahaha! Did you really say that?! Com'on, say it again! That was gold!