Interspecies Romance/Quotes
224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?
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"Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!"
—Kermit the Frog, The Muppets Take Manhattan
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"Now let the turtle and the dove, —Children, Children, from Bat Boy: The Musical.
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"Arihiko-san, I'm a spirit. It would be best to not have such wicked thoughts..." |
"Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....(ahem) ingest."
—Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2 on the quote below.
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"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies-awkwardness thing....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, a win either way."
—Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2
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Anyone that has truck with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!
—Torquemada, Nemesis the Warlock
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Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl. —Anonymous Troper
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Florence: I'm trying to proceed cautiously. |
"What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!"
—Coyote, Gunnerkrigg Court explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental
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Let me get this straight: Your species can mate with anyone?
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They'll say you're an animal, —Ichiro, Nerima Daikon Brothers
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"Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?"
—Nathan Rabin, My Year of Flops: Delgo
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"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"
—Beverly to the title character of the movie Howard the Duck
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" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definatly not with bipeds"
—Starfire The Outsiders
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Steve: Oh, Come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend. —Bowser's Kingdom episode 8
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Mating between species. A pointless exercise.
—Javik, Mass Effect 3
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"She is a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a cat!" |
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