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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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* [[Complete Monster]]: J. Giel and Dio [[Up to Eleven]]
* [[Complete Monster]]: J. Giel and Dio [[Up to Eleven]]
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]:
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]:
{{quote| '''J. Geil:''' "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. ''Then'' I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that."}}
{{quote|'''J. Geil:''' "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. ''Then'' I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that."}}
* [[Crowning Music of Awesome]]:
* [[Crowning Music of Awesome]]:
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSOxqb1EnYk Hoes and Wine, ALL ZE TIME!]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSOxqb1EnYk Hoes and Wine, ALL ZE TIME!]
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** Joseph's description of the picture he offers D'Arby is truly cringe-worthy.
** Joseph's description of the picture he offers D'Arby is truly cringe-worthy.
** [[Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!|Says you.]]
** [[Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!|Says you.]]
{{quote| '''Joseph''': That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most [[Precision F-Strike|F*** able]] Grandpas. I was number one. [[Accidental Innuendo|Beating both]] Monkey D. Garp from ''[[One Piece]]'', and Uncle Iroh from ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Avatar]]''.<br />
{{quote|'''Joseph''': That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most [[Precision F-Strike|F*** able]] Grandpas. I was number one. [[Accidental Innuendo|Beating both]] Monkey D. Garp from ''[[One Piece]]'', and Uncle Iroh from ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Avatar]]''.<br />
'''D'Arby''': How...recent...is that picture?<br />
'''D'Arby''': How...recent...is that picture?<br />
'''Joseph''': '''VERY...very...recent.''' }}
'''Joseph''': '''VERY...very...recent.''' }}

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J. Geil: "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. Then I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that."

Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar.

D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture?

Joseph: VERY...very...recent.