JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

J. Geil: "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. Then I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that."

  • Crowning Music of Awesome:
    • Hoes and Wine, ALL ZE TIME!
    • The full version he put out in MP3 form on St. Patrick's Day 2010 is even better.
    • The opening credits music is also pretty badass.
  • Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: "MANLIEST HUG!!!"
  • Cult Classic: A special case. Though considered funny and well made for those who watched it at the time, it is appeal at the time of release was pretty limited given the source's lack of fame outside Japan and if it wasn't for the fact Antfish also guest-starred in Dragon Ball Abridged, it would have never likely reached even a thousand of views. Then the parent series got a new anime adaptation which boosted the series' fame to stratospheric levels, and soon this abridged series became well more known and beloved by the growing JoJo western fanbase.
  • Memetic Mutation:
    • What is this I don't even?
    • Ah My Sexy Hand!
  • Squick:
    • Joseph's description of the picture he offers D'Arby is truly cringe-worthy. Apparently was based on a fanart which does exist.
    • Says you.

Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar.

D'Arby: that picture?

Joseph: VERY...very...recent.