JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged/YMMV

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• Nightmare Fuel - Hol Horse's dreams are...unsettling, to say the least.
• Alternate Character Interpretation
  • Standard Abridged Series fare, but Iggy stands out, being re-imagined as something akin to Handbanana
  • N'Doul as a Blaxploitation character complete with borderline Tear Jerker death scene.
• Complete Monster: J. Giel and Dio Up to Eleven
• Crosses the Line Twice:

J. Geil: "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. Then I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that."

• Crowning Music of Awesome:
  • Hoes and Wine, ALL ZE TIME!
  • The full version he put out in MP3 form on St. Patrick's Day 2010 is even better.
  • The opening credits music is also pretty badass.
• Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: "MANLIEST HUG!!!"
• Memetic Mutation: What is this I don't even?
• Squick
  • Joseph's description of the picture he offers D'Arby is truly cringe-worthy.
  • Says you.

Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar. D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture? Joseph: VERY...very...recent.

• Tear Jerker
  • "Tonight... me."
  • Kakyoin's death is even sadder.
  • Set to music from The Land Before Time, no less!
  • Then immediately made funny with the following letter sequence accompanied by Ren and Stimpy music.
  • So is Abdul's second death.
  • Antfish's tribute to Ronnie James Dio
  • N'Doul's death scene can be taken as this, considering how different it is from the manga