Nuzlocke Comics/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Main Series

Announcer: Let's see what you folks down in the stands think about our upstar little challenger...
Mr. Fuji: I think he's cool. Much Poke-respect.
Erika: He's pretty chill. Y'know, for a square.
Bill: I think...
Lt. Surge: -I THINK HE SUCKS AND HE OWES ME A FUCKING GYM!

  • Giovanni and Maxie in prison. Fucking priceless.

Maxie: So... How do you feel about water?

  • Ruby's reaction to being forced to pick Oshawott. The expressions on Oshawott's face make it even better.

Robotv7's Nuzlocke Challenge (FireRed and Sapphire)

  • From Robot7's comic there's his attempt to make his Hitmonlee more unique.

Let's see what TMs we have... *finds Attract* oh god yes...

  • Also from Robot:

Robot: Man, i should switch Pchooooo out... (Beat) Naw, you can do it Pchooooo!
Pchooooo: (sweat)
Robot: We need a critical hit.
Not a critical hit.
Robot: (gasp)
Pchooooo: (tears)
Machop used.. Focus Energy!

  • Robot altering Dewford's trendy phrase.

Kid: Are you sure...?
Robot: Positive.
Kid: OK! Hey everyone! The new trendy thing to say is ADULT TOYS! (Robot runs off laughing)

Freddy's Nuzlocke Adventure

  • Rosie's reaction to her first real battle being against an Onix. That face is priceless.
  • Freddy encounters his rival in Pokemon Tower, with some Nuzlocke-flavored Fridge Logic adding a touch of hilarity.

Gary: Your Pokemon aren't dead. Why're you here? Eh, no matter. I can at least make 'em FAINT.
Freddy: (pause as it hits him) YOU SON OF A BITCH

  • Lance's first apperance:

Lance: Are you a helpless 10 year old child?
Freddy: Yes.
Lance: HELP ME TAKE ON A GLOBAL MAFIA ORGANIZATION!

A Petty Nuzlocke Challenge

Ara's Black Run

Cyrus's Subtitle: Galactic Leader seeks Space Penis

Ara's Subtitle: Speaking of which, how's the space where YOUR penis used to be?

Others

  • From Dennis's Revenge: The Johto Takeover:

Falkner: Dennis, why do you seek to fix what Arceus (who is masquerading as Silver) has done?
Dennis (actually Genosect in human form): Look at this place! Legendaries all over, level 3 fully evolved Pokemon, even Pokemon that don't belong in their regions are here! And you still have your two derps!
Falkner: You did NOT just call my precious birds DERPS! I'll take you down! Go, Pidgey!

  • In Lenni's white run, when Nel's sewaddle evolves.
  • Azer's run has at least one in every page... but a combination of the earlier image of Godzilla (a charmeleon) hugging Azer and the later statement "He likes hugs" takes the cake for this troper.
  • In Aouli's run, Canterbury the Butterfree explains to the protagonist what "flashing" is. And no, not the HM move.
  • Ky-nim's Diamond run was full of funny moments, most of which involved either Haisi or Team Gaga.
  • Pencil's Leaf Green Nuzlocke Drunk Dallas makes everything better
  • Azza's LeafGreen run at the beginning of comic 8 [dead link], when Jasmine the Jigglypuff joins the party:

Jasmine: (using Sing) I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy...

Azza: NO. Learn real music. (puts a pair of headphones on Jasmine)

Jasmine: What the... (music starts blasting, Jasmine becomes stunned)

  • In Oh Gosh, Platinum Nuzlocke, naming a psyduck "Implying I."

Implying I used water gun. Implying I grew to level 18. Implying I can't learn more than four moves. Implying I forgot how to use tail whip. Implying I learned confusion!
Oh Gosh: That was amusing. *boxes Implying I*

Belmont: Cook, this isn't going to look suspicious? I mean, a black man an a Mexican carrying out a fancy looking white boy-

Cook: Nigga this is pokemon, shit like this happens all the time!