Present Company Excluded
A character makes a derogatory statement about a group of people, then realizes that his statement includes either one of his friends or himself, and qualifies the statement with "Present company excluded."
This is often used in passing as a throw-away gag, although occasionally more conflict might stem from it; the character it was unintentionally aimed at might still be insulted (especially if the prejudice was a long running thing), or if the sub-text seems to suggest that the speaker really did mean to offend. Often, though, the character won't seem to mind.
Fan Works
- Used in this Avatar: The Last Airbender parody/recap of "The Western Air Temple."
Toph: I'm serious, though! I mean consider his background! He was raised by upper-class, prejudiced crazies and he still turned out pretty well, considering! |
- In the Shephard's Mind finale, he's being attacked by a shock roach, and when he guns it down, he yells "Not today you jumping thunder****! No offense Sparky." (Referring to his own shock roach).
Film - Animated
- In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, the mayor refers to the population of the town as "sardine-sucking knucklescrapers."
Brent: But not me, right? |
- Happens in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie:
SpongeBob: "We survived the horrible disgusting monsters!" |
Film - Live-Action
- The Mummy 1999, when Jonathan is complaining about the Americans in Hamunaptra, while Rick O'Connell is digging.
Jonathan: And when those damn yanks go to sleep, no offense, |
- In Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, one of the Klingons describes The Federation as a "homo sapiens only club", and another glances at Spock and adds, "Present company excepted."
- There's also this exchange from the TOS episode "I, Mudd":
McCoy (discussing a new crew member): There's something wrong about a man who never smiles, whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who won't talk about his background. |
Literature
- Averted in Lois McMaster Bujold's Barrayar, during Cordelia's first meeting with the Dowager Princess Kareen:
"There have to be bright women around here somewhere, with all these bright men. Where are they hiding?" Cordelia shut her mouth, as it suddenly occurred to her that Kareen might mistakenly construe this remark as a slur on herself. Adding present company excepted would put her foot in it for sure, though. |
- Night Watch: the revolutionaries on the street were rather confused when Commander Vimes comes up to talk to them, instead of forming ranks against them. Reg Shoe's lone cry of "Death to the Fascist oppressors!" was quickly amended to "Death to the Fascist oppressors, present company excepted."
- Used in The Movie of Master and Commander, after Jack calls for his ship to spill the wind from his sheets, and act lubberly and panicky, like a whaler might (in order to capture the ship they are chasing). With the captain of a whaler who'd been captured by, had the ship he'd been out for two years on burnt to the waterline, and left on a small boat in the middle of nowhere to die by said enemy ship standing right beside him.
- The Three Voices by Lewis Carroll:
"In all such theories," said he, |
Live-Action Television
Xander: I have the worst taste in girls. |
- Firefly episode "Ariel"
Wash: Don't you just hate doctors? |
- Knight Rider episode "Deadly Maneuvers"
Michael Knight: Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway. |
- Similar to the Night Watch example, in Blackadder Goes Forth a suddenly revolutionary Baldrick announces to Blackadder his intention to "overthrow the hated opressors like you and the lieutenant. Present company excepted, sir."
Tabletop Games
- The Legend of Drizzt has a few instances of this when Drizzt and his allies face off against other members of Drizzt's species. Drizzt generally isn't offended when people add the qualifier in haste, though he does care when people deliberately avoid giving a qualifier.
Web Comics
- Parodied in 8-Bit Theater:
Thief: "I hate wizards." |
- Red Mage then waits an hour for the Thief to say it.
- Used in this strip of Flaky Pastry, but only after three Beat Panels.
- Stated explicitly and unironically by Rayne Summers in Least I Could Do at a comic convention, directed at 'pathetic webcomic artists' who the author, Ryan, holds in contempt for being crappier then him.
Rayne: Webcomics suck. |
- Two mad scientists in Girl Genius had this discussion on dead folk.
- It even came up in the context of "assassins at parties".
- Schlock Mercenary had a few of these moments, mostly thanks to sheer amount of strangely looking sophonts. Includes creatures with too many appendages and bears.
Western Animation
- On the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Frankendoodle", Patrick is going on about how ugly DoodleBob (a crude drawing of SpongeBob come to life) is:
Patrick: He's hideous! He makes me sick just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! |
- Futurama, "When Aliens Attack":
Zapp Brannigan: Our mission is clear: destroy all alien life forms. |
- Also in "Less Than Hero":
Leela: My parents! They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday. |
Waspinator: Waspinator detect stink of unnatural Transmetal! |
- In the Justice League episode "The Brave and the Bold", when Green Lantern suggests calling for backup from the rest of the League to help with Grodd, Flash asks him if the two of them cannot take down a dumb gorilla, quickly adding "No offense" to Solovar, who was with them.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Applebuck Season":
Twilight Sparkle: (concerning her friend Applejack) That pony is as stubborn as a mule! |
- In almost every incarnation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the word "Rat" will be used as an insult at some point, with the speaker quickly apologizing in this way to Splinter after he or she does so.