Resident Evil/Memes

Thanks to the atrocious voice acting in Resident Evil, we know that not only is Jill "the Master of Unlocking," but she almost became a Jill sandwich, too.
- Did you know weapons are especially powerful against living things?
- And that it looks like Forest was killed by a crow... or something. Oh my cod.
- "WHAT. What is this?"
- "What is it?"
- "Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues, I'll be examining this. Hope this is not CHRIS'S blood."
Chris has had ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT, BOULDER.
Albert Wesker wears his sunglasses at night.
- Yes. Yes, he does. He also doesn't care about anyone else but him.
"HULLO, STRANGEAH."
- "WELCUHM. WOT'RE YEH BOYIN'?"
- "WOT'RE YEH SELLAN'?"
- "NOT ENUFF CASH!"
- "OY'LL BOY IT AT A HOY PROYCE!"
- "What are ya buyin?" "Not enough cash, stranjah!" "Heh heh heh, thank yew."
- "Strangah, strangah! Now thet's a weaphun!"
"Saddler, you're small time!" is common as well.
- "You're (sic) right hand comes off?"
- "No thanks BRO!"
- "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!"
- "Hey, it's that dog!"
- "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
- Basically anything Leon says.
  - "Ada, wait!"
  - No matter how many times you play through RE 2, Ada will never respond with "Do I look like a waiter?"
"...ensuring complete. Global. Saturation."
- "...with Uroboros..."
- Albert Wesker has the right to have the right to have the right to have the right to be a god.
- Albert Wesker can saturate my world any day.
- 7 Minutes. 7 Minutes is all he has to play with you.
- 7 Minutes? That's as long as his erection lasts, right?
- "... Complete. Global. CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!"
- FAR TOO LONG
Brad Vickers is a chicken.
Billy Coen can fit a grenade launcher in his pants.
- That's What She Said.
Leon has a flashlight on his belt.
"... I need an egg."
4// Itchy. Tasty. ^[1]
Mass Production? RIDICULOUS!!!
"Looks like we got to the root of the problem"
- "........."
CORRI, SCAPPA, C'E' IL NEMESIIIS!!! ^[2]

↑ The last line from particularly infamous Apocalyptic Log from RE, documenting the writer's infection with the T-virus. After reading the journal, the zombified author bursts out of the closet right next to you.
↑ take this italian kid's lenghty Freak Out during an encounter with the eponymous monster, mix with this japanese techno song (the same that spawned the "am I waiting on an X" fad) and sprinkle with a silly animation. Serve cold. (By the way, it means "RUN, ESCAPE, IT'S THE NEMESIIIS!")

[1] The last line from particularly infamous Apocalyptic Log from RE, documenting the writer's infection with the T-virus. After reading the journal, the zombified author bursts out of the closet right next to you.

[2] take this italian kid's lenghty Freak Out during an encounter with the eponymous monster, mix with this japanese techno song (the same that spawned the "am I waiting on an X" fad) and sprinkle with a silly animation. Serve cold. (By the way, it means "RUN, ESCAPE, IT'S THE NEMESIIIS!")

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