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* [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner. |
* [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner. |
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* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}} |
* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}} |
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* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way |
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into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her |
into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her |
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virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is |
virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is |
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attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow |
attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow |
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it.]] |
it.]] |
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* [[Gross |
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales. |
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* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}} |
* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}} |
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* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening |
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening |
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orgasms.]] |
orgasms.]] |
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* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}} |
* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}} |
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* [[spoiler: [[Shout |
* [[spoiler: [[Shout-Out]]: Dumbledore says [[[[Lord of the Rings]] "You shall not |
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pass."]]]] |
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* [[Troll Fic]] |
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Revision as of 18:52, 26 January 2014
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Snape: "No Laa-Laa, don't be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden |
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fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!"
[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5731548/1/Severus_Snape_Professor_and_Lover Severus Snape, Professor and Lover]] is a crossover fanfiction by Comics Nix.
Severus Snape, bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach the Teletubbies. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....
As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of Comics Nix's tales.
=== Tropes:
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- A Date With Rosie Palms:
PoPoo masturbates in a corner. - Alien Blood: Laa Laa's blood is yellow.
- Anatomically-Impossible Sex: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way
into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers", along with Laa Laa's feces as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
- Big No: [[spoiler: Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky
Winky's grenade.]]
- Breast Expansion: Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".
- Crack Fic
- Crossover Ship: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
- [[spoiler: Face Heel Turn: Dumbledore ends up being the Big Bad and
attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow it.]]
- Gross-Out Show: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Tinky Winky.
- Lemon: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening
simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
- OOC
- [[spoiler: Potty Failure: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having
orgasms.]]
- The Reveal: The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!
- [[spoiler: Shout-Out: Dumbledore says [[Lord of the Rings "You shall not
pass."]]]]