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==Season 6==
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 6|Season 6]]
===''[[wikipedia:The Splinter|The Splinter]]'' [6.1a]===
Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!!
SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?
Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit.
SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy.
Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?
===''[[wikipedia:Sun Bleached (SpongeBob SquarePants episode)|Sun Bleached]]'' [6.4a]===
:'''Patrick''': ''[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair]'' AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! ''[instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror]'' See?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[screams, horrified]'' I...look... ''[adoring voice]'' amaaaziiing.
===Giant Squidward [6.7a]===
:'''Patrick''': ''[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone]'' They're preeeeeeettyyy! ''[Squidward shrieks]''
:'''Squidward''': Patrick!
:'''SpongeBob''': And SpongeBob!
:'''Squidward''': What are you two doing here?
:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! ''[points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[Yells]'' '''STOP EATING MY KELP!!!''' ''[shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]''
:'''Patrick''': Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
:'''Squidward''': Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
:'''Patrick''': Hmmmmmm...yeah.
:'''Squidward''': Then have some more! ''[sprays the ice cream]''
:'''Patrick''': ''[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger]'' Whoa! Oof!
:'''Squidward''': Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
:'''Patrick''': Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob and Patrick]'' HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
:'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure?
:'''Patrick''': Yeah! You'll be ugly again!
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:'''SpongeBob''': Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
:'''Patrick''': You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!
:'''SpongeBob''': I know, and it is a burden I must carry.
==Repeated Quotes==
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