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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 6|Season 6]] |
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===''[[wikipedia:The Splinter|The Splinter]]'' [6.1a]=== |
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Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!! |
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SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh? |
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Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit. |
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SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy. |
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Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work? |
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===''[[wikipedia:Sun Bleached (SpongeBob SquarePants episode)|Sun Bleached]]'' [6.4a]=== |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair]'' AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! ''[instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror]'' See? |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''[screams, horrified]'' I...look... ''[adoring voice]'' amaaaziiing. |
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===Giant Squidward [6.7a]=== |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone]'' They're preeeeeeettyyy! ''[Squidward shrieks]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': Patrick! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': And SpongeBob! |
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:'''Squidward''': What are you two doing here? |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! ''[points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[Yells]'' '''STOP EATING MY KELP!!!''' ''[shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]'' |
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:'''Patrick''': Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead! |
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:'''Squidward''': Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick? |
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:'''Patrick''': Hmmmmmm...yeah. |
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:'''Squidward''': Then have some more! ''[sprays the ice cream]'' |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger]'' Whoa! Oof! |
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:'''Squidward''': Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream? |
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:'''Patrick''': Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam! |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob and Patrick]'' HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure? |
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:'''Patrick''': Yeah! You'll be ugly again! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward. |
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:'''Patrick''': You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': I know, and it is a burden I must carry. |
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==Repeated Quotes== |
==Repeated Quotes== |
Revision as of 13:33, 9 May 2016
Season one
Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five (2007)
Season 6
Repeated Quotes
- SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
- Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
- SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
- Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
- Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
- Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
- Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
- Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
- Fred: "My leg!"
- Sandy: "Yee-haw!"
Season 8
The Way of the Sponge
- Fuzzy Acorns: Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a clear belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS! [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
- Sandy: Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
- Spongebob: (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
- Fuzzy Acorns: And I'm revoking your black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
- Sandy: Hey. You can't do that.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT! Stick to something you're good at, son.
- Spongebob: Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
- Sandy: That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
- Fuzzy Acorns: The sponge one will never earn his belt.
- Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
- Sandy: That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Who are you talking to?
Unsorted Quotes
SpongeBob SquarePants
- "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
- "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
- "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."
Patrick Star
- "Birthday Happy."
- "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
- "We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
- "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."
Sandy Cheeks
- "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
- "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
- "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
- "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
- Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"
SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."
Eugene Krabs
- "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
- "That's me money walking out the door!"
- "Hello... may I take your money?"
- (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
- "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
- Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually." - "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."
"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."
Fishes
- SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming] - SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"