SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes: Difference between revisions

Fuzzy Acorns: Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a clear belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS! [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]

Sandy: Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.

Spongebob: (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.

Fuzzy Acorns: And I'm revoking your black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]

Sandy: Hey. You can't do that.

Fuzzy Acorns: Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT! Stick to something you're good at, son.

Spongebob: Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]

Sandy: That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.

Fuzzy Acorns: The sponge one will never earn his belt.

Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.

Fuzzy Acorns: Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.

Sandy: That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.

Fuzzy Acorns: Who are you talking to?

Unsorted Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants

"Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
"Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
"There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."

Patrick Star

"Birthday Happy."
"Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
"We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
"Your potty has a shocky thing in it."

Sandy Cheeks

"There's something rotten in the Alamo."
"I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
"Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
"Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"

SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."

Eugene Krabs

"SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
"That's me money walking out the door!"
"Hello... may I take your money?"
(singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
"After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."
"What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."

"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."

Fishes

SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming]
SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"

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 ==Season 6==
+* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 6|Season 6]]
-===''[[wikipedia:The Splinter|The Splinter]]'' [6.1a]===
-Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!!
-SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?
-Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit.
-SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy.
-Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?
-===''[[wikipedia:Sun Bleached (SpongeBob SquarePants episode)|Sun Bleached]]'' [6.4a]===
-:'''Patrick''': ''[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair]'' AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! ''[instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror]'' See?
-:'''SpongeBob''': ''[screams, horrified]'' I...look... ''[adoring voice]'' amaaaziiing.
-===Giant Squidward [6.7a]===
-:'''Patrick''': ''[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone]'' They're preeeeeeettyyy! ''[Squidward shrieks]''
-:'''Squidward''': Patrick!
-:'''SpongeBob''': And SpongeBob!
-:'''Squidward''': What are you two doing here?
-:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! ''[points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]''
-:'''Squidward''': ''[Yells]'' '''STOP EATING MY KELP!!!''' ''[shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]''
-:'''Patrick''': Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
-:'''Squidward''': Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
-:'''Patrick''': Hmmmmmm...yeah.
-:'''Squidward''': Then have some more! ''[sprays the ice cream]''
-:'''Patrick''': ''[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger]'' Whoa! Oof!
-:'''Squidward''': Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
-:'''Patrick''': Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
-<hr width="50%"/>
-:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob and Patrick]'' HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
-:'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure?
-:'''Patrick''': Yeah! You'll be ugly again!
-<hr width="50%"/>
-:'''SpongeBob''': Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
-:'''Patrick''': You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!
-:'''SpongeBob''': I know, and it is a burden I must carry.
 ==Repeated Quotes==