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''The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi'' is a fanfic starring Sora, Riku,
''[[The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi]]'' is a fanfic starring Sora, Riku, and Kairi, and is a good candidate for the worst ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' fanfic ever written, written by a fangirl so warped that she's almost {{spoiler|or ''[[Troll Fic|is]]''}} a caricature of the series' [[Fan Dumb]].
and Kairi, and is a good candidate for the worst ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]''
fanfic ever written, written by a fangirl so warped that she's almost
{{spoiler|or ''[[Troll Fic|is]]''}} a caricature of the series' [[Fan Dumb]].


Sora is ready to tell Riku that he loves him, when all of a sudden Kairi appears and yells at him. Sora distracts her by saying that Riku is "making kissy faces" at Kairi (invoking a [[Panty Shot]] out of nowhere) and then goes and makes out with Riku. Kairi catches them in the act and yells at them. In response, they pull out their swords and stab her to death, and then desecrate her corpse. Selphie then finds it, and plans to do "[[Nausea Fuel|fun]] [[I Love the Dead|stuff]]" with it. The End.
Sora is ready to tell Riku that he loves him, when all of a sudden Kairi
appears and yells at him. Sora distracts her by saying that Riku is
"making kissy faces" at Kairi (invoking a [[Panty Shot]] out of nowhere) and
then goes and makes out with Riku. Kairi catches them in the act and
yells at them. In response, they pull out their swords and stab her to
death, and then desecrate her corpse. Selphie then finds it, and plans
to do "[[Nausea Fuel|fun]] [[I Love the Dead|stuff]]" with it. The End.


You can find it [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3889983/1/The_Horribly_Bloody_Death_of_Kairi here]. A [[MST]] by Arcadiarika is also found [http://lati-rika.deviantart.com/art/A-R-MST-The-Death-of-Kairi-183966654 here] ([[NSFW]], but it's also a [[Dead Fic|Dead MST]], having covered the first chapter and edited it with a [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]] disclaimer).
You can find it
[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3889983/1/The_Horribly_Bloody_Death_of_Kairi
here]]. A [[MST]] by [[User:Arcadiarika]] is also found
[[http://lati-rika.deviantart.com/art/A-R-MST-The-Death-of-Kairi-183966654
here]] ([[NSFW]], but it's also a [[Dead Fic|Dead MST]], having covered
the first chapter and edited it with a [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]] disclaimer).
You can also listen to
⚫
[[http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/07/episode-9-horribly-bloody-death-of.html
an audiobook production]] recorded by [[Tropers/Pamachu|Pamachu]].


⚫
You can also listen to [http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/07/episode-9-horribly-bloody-death-of.html an audiobook production] recorded by Pamachu.
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=== Tropes:
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* [[Ax Crazy]]: Sora and Riku.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: Sora and Riku.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]
* [[Double Standard]]: Kairi's a slut because of her miniskirt, but then the
* [[Double Standard]]: Kairi's a slut because of her miniskirt, but then the resident [[Yaoi Guys]] make out on the open beach....
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* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: Averted '''[[Squick|hard]]'''.
resident [[Yaoi Guys]] make out on the open beach....
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* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot]]: Averted '''[[Squick|hard]]'''.
* [[I Love the Dead]]: Selphie, apparently.
* [[I Love the Dead]]: Selphie, apparently.
* [[Murder the Hypotenuse]]: The premise.
* [[Murder the Hypotenuse]]: The premise.
* [[Revenge Fic]]
* [[Revenge Fic]]
** [[spoiler:Deconstructed with the second chapter. Obviously some
** {{spoiler|Deconstructed with the second chapter. Obviously some people might end up distressed over the random murder of a character.}}
people might end up distressed over the random murder of a character.]]
* {{spoiler|[[Troll Fic]]: As admitted by the author.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Troll Fic]]: As admitted by the author.}}
* [[Yandere]]/[[Cute and Psycho]]: Kairi.
* [[Yandere]]/[[Cute and Psycho]]: Kairi.
** Sora and Riku too, for killing a girl for ''interrupting a makeout
** Sora and Riku too, for killing a girl for ''interrupting a makeout session''.
session''.


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Latest revision as of 20:03, 7 September 2017

The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi is a fanfic starring Sora, Riku, and Kairi, and is a good candidate for the worst Kingdom Hearts fanfic ever written, written by a fangirl so warped that she's almost or is a caricature of the series' Fan Dumb.

Sora is ready to tell Riku that he loves him, when all of a sudden Kairi appears and yells at him. Sora distracts her by saying that Riku is "making kissy faces" at Kairi (invoking a Panty Shot out of nowhere) and then goes and makes out with Riku. Kairi catches them in the act and yells at them. In response, they pull out their swords and stab her to death, and then desecrate her corpse. Selphie then finds it, and plans to do "fun stuff" with it. The End.

You can find it here. A MST by Arcadiarika is also found here (NSFW, but it's also a Dead MST, having covered the first chapter and edited it with a Screw This, I'm Outta Here disclaimer).

You can also listen to an audiobook production recorded by Pamachu.

Tropes used in The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi include:
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