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{{quote|'''Belkar:''' ''(speaking about Roy [[Gender Bender|disguising himself as a woman]])'' That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Belkar:''' ''(speaking about Roy [[Gender Bender|disguising himself as a woman]])'' That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone.<br /> |
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'''Roy:''' Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.|''[[ |
'''Roy:''' Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|Think happy thoughts. Little cute bees. Little babies. Tiny, tiny bunnies.|'''Jake,''' after seeing the [[Jerkass|Magic Man]] turn a bird inside out, ''[[ |
{{quote|Think happy thoughts. Little cute bees. Little babies. Tiny, tiny bunnies.|'''Jake,''' after seeing the [[Jerkass|Magic Man]] turn a bird inside out, ''[[Adventure Time]]''}} |
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{{quote|I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain.|'''Red Mage''', ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''}} |
{{quote|I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain.|'''Red Mage''', ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''}} |
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{{quote|Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you! |'''Monica''', ''[[Wapsi Square]]''}} |
{{quote|Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you! |'''Monica''', ''[[Wapsi Square]]''}} |
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{{quote|Is there any way you can psychologically ''un''see something? |'''Tony DiNozoo''', ''[[ |
{{quote|Is there any way you can psychologically ''un''see something? |'''Tony DiNozoo''', ''[[NCIS]]''}} |
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{{quote|Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.|'''Richard Langford,''' ''[[ |
{{quote|Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.|'''Richard Langford,''' ''[[CSI]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Adrian:''' This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Adrian:''' This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking?<br /> |
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'''Adrian:'''Good. Pour it into my eyes!<br /> |
'''Adrian:'''Good. Pour it into my eyes!<br /> |
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'''Natalie:''' Mr. Monk-<br /> |
'''Natalie:''' Mr. Monk-<br /> |
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'''Adrian:''' Do it! Blind me!|''[[ |
'''Adrian:''' Do it! Blind me!|''[[Monk]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that.<br /> |
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<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG|''[[bash.org]]'' [http://bash.org/?15 #15]}} |
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG|''[[bash.org]]'' [http://bash.org/?15 #15]}} |
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{{quote|You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!|'''Narrator''', ''[[ |
{{quote|You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!|'''Narrator''', ''[[Futurama]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Flashback-Dr Girlfriend:''' I can't believe you still have [my old outfit]. What are these hard chunks?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Flashback-Dr Girlfriend:''' I can't believe you still have [my old outfit]. What are these hard chunks?<br /> |
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'''The Monarch:''' ''TEARS!?'' YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! You know that sick deformed slob... you know he was pounding his invisible meat all ov- <br /> |
'''The Monarch:''' ''TEARS!?'' YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! You know that sick deformed slob... you know he was pounding his invisible meat all ov- <br /> |
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'''Dr. Venture:''' That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk! <br /> |
'''Dr. Venture:''' That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk! <br /> |
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'''Judge:''' Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind. |''[[ |
'''Judge:''' Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind. |''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}} |
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{{quote|I don't ''care'' that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and ''pour in this bleach.''|'''Cassandra Cain''', ''[[Cass Toons]]''}} |
{{quote|I don't ''care'' that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and ''pour in this bleach.''|'''Cassandra Cain''', ''[[Cass Toons]]''}} |
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'''Jarome Iginla:''' Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHv10bAXWJE "The Resort"], by Bloge Salming}} |
'''Jarome Iginla:''' Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHv10bAXWJE "The Resort"], by Bloge Salming}} |
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{{quote|There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?|'''Max California''', ''[[ |
{{quote|There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?|'''Max California''', ''[[8mm]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Dodoria}}''' And that's why I was considered the most beautiful - and ''fertile'' - [[Bifauxnen|woman]] on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up.<br /> |
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Dodoria}}''' And that's why I was considered the most beautiful - and ''fertile'' - [[Bifauxnen|woman]] on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up.<br /> |
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'''Vegeta:''' He tends to do that. Also, ''eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh''. (''shudders'')|''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}} |
'''Vegeta:''' He tends to do that. Also, ''eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh''. (''shudders'')|''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}} |
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{{quote|I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!|'''Dornail''', ''[[ |
{{quote|I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!|'''Dornail''', ''[[Raven's Dojo]]''}} |
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{{quote|Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about the Prequels. It's called Bleach.|[[Red Letter Media|Harry S Plinkett]] reviewing ''[[The Phantom Menace]]''}} |
{{quote|Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about the Prequels. It's called Bleach.|[[Red Letter Media|Harry S Plinkett]] reviewing ''[[The Phantom Menace]]''}} |
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{{quote|Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?|'''Tedd''', ''[[ |
{{quote|Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?|'''Tedd''', ''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
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{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|What has been seen CAN be unseen!]]|'''Troper'''}} |
{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|What has been seen CAN be unseen!]]|'''Troper'''}} |
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{{quote|Awww, now I'm scarred physically ''and'' mentally!|'''Zuko''', ''[[Avatar |
{{quote|Awww, now I'm scarred physically ''and'' mentally!|'''Zuko''', ''[[Avatar: The Abridged Series|Avatar the Abridged Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|The images are in my head and they are never, ever going away!|'''Bethany''', ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
{{quote|The images are in my head and they are never, ever going away!|'''Bethany''', ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ben:''' Dad, if I never see another underground water pumping station or one more droch, I'll be happy.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Ben:''' Dad, if I never see another underground water pumping station or one more droch, I'll be happy.<br /> |
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'''Vestara:''' We still have plenty of cans of droch spray.<br /> |
'''Vestara:''' We still have plenty of cans of droch spray.<br /> |
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'''Ben:''' Yeah, but do we have any bottles of brain bleach?|''[[Star Wars Expanded Universe|Star Wars:]] [[ |
'''Ben:''' Yeah, but do we have any bottles of brain bleach?|''[[Star Wars Expanded Universe|Star Wars:]] [[Fate of the Jedi]]: Conviction'', [[Invoked Trope|invoking]] this trope}} |
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{{quote|(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)|'''Darren MacLennan''', [http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml reviewing] [[ |
{{quote|(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)|'''Darren MacLennan''', [http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml reviewing] [[FATAL]]}} |
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{{quote|My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!|'''Louise,''' ''[[ |
{{quote|My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!|'''Louise,''' ''[[The Hill of Swords]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Might Guy''': That's right, Lee! Shake your goods!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Might Guy''': That's right, Lee! Shake your goods!<br /> |
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'''Gaara''': ...Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.|''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]''}} |
'''Gaara''': ...Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.|''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!|'''Katerina Donlan''' ''[[ |
{{quote|Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!|'''Katerina Donlan''' ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}} |
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{{quote|Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye.|'''Frasier Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]'', "The Ring Cycle"}} |
{{quote|Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye.|'''Frasier Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]'', "The Ring Cycle"}} |
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{{quote|DEAR GOD MY EYES! There has been many a sight that I wish I could have unseen, but none more than this!|'''Daken''', on applebeans' "dancing fluttershy" post on Paheal<ref>(The [[Irony]] is that it hardly even counts as [[Rule 34]])</ref>}} |
{{quote|DEAR GOD MY EYES! There has been many a sight that I wish I could have unseen, but none more than this!|'''Daken''', on applebeans' "dancing fluttershy" post on Paheal<ref>(The [[Irony]] is that it hardly even counts as [[Rule 34]])</ref>}} |
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{{quote|I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.|'''Richard Castle''', ''[[ |
{{quote|I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.|'''Richard Castle''', ''[[Castle]]''}} |
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Revision as of 06:31, 8 April 2014
Belkar: (speaking about Roy disguising himself as a woman) That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone. |
Think happy thoughts. Little cute bees. Little babies. Tiny, tiny bunnies.
—Jake, after seeing the Magic Man turn a bird inside out, Adventure Time
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I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain.
—Red Mage, Eight Bit Theater
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Right now I would settle for the ability to stab out my mind's eye.
—Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater
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I think my brain just vomited into my skull.
—From a comics review of Identity Crisis
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Thor: It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon, and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union. —Captain Marvel v. 4 #7
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Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!
—Monica, Wapsi Square
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Is there any way you can psychologically unsee something?
—Tony DiNozoo, NCIS
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Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.
—Richard Langford, CSI
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Adrian: This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking? —Monk
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Diabetus: ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that. |
You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!
—Narrator, Futurama
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I don't care that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and pour in this bleach.
—Cassandra Cain, Cass Toons
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It was at that point that I took a spoon and shoved it up my ass. Because if I was going to be in that much pain, I was going to do it to myself.
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Tomas Kaberle: Hey everyone, guess who just waived the no-pants policy? |
There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?
—Max California, 8mm
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Dodoria And that's why I was considered the most beautiful - and fertile - woman on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up. |
I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!
—Dornail, Raven's Dojo
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Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about the Prequels. It's called Bleach.
—Harry S Plinkett reviewing The Phantom Menace
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Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?
—Tedd, El Goonish Shive
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Awww, now I'm scarred physically and mentally!
—Zuko, Avatar the Abridged Series
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The images are in my head and they are never, ever going away!
—Bethany, Dragon Age II
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My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!
—Louise, The Hill of Swords
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Might Guy: That's right, Lee! Shake your goods! |
Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!
—Katerina Donlan Gunnerkrigg Court
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Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye.
—Frasier Crane, Frasier, "The Ring Cycle"
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DEAR GOD MY EYES! There has been many a sight that I wish I could have unseen, but none more than this!
—Daken, on applebeans' "dancing fluttershy" post on Paheal[1]
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I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.
—Richard Castle, Castle
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