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• Non Sequitur Scene: McGonagall rapping like Ludacris in Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party
  • The Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rexes
• Big Name Fan: Popular YoutubePooper waldfield posts regularly on the forums and even had a Shout-Out to his work in Dirty The Pooh 2.
  • So does Cybersp0nge, aka Andrew Kepple
  • Ditto Tom Servo 3.
• Complete Monster: Winnie the Pooh in Dirty the Pooh most certainly qualifies, although of course he is a parody villain...
  • Only once part 3 rolls by, though. He is sweet and caring and all in the first two parts, but according to Word of God, he sold his soul to Satan for honey and gay porn, which explains his sudden crossing of the Moral Event Horizon at faster-than-light speed.
  • Arguably, Fuckbeak. Even Jim Dale himself, of all people, was bribed to keep quiet of Fuckbeak's alleged exploits.
  • Peter Pan apparently gets his rocks off by lynching and beating black people, molesting infants, and laughing at dying children.
• Crosses the Line Twice / Refuge in Audacity / Refuge in Vulgarity: EVERYTHING.
  • How 'bout:

"...or he could take his niggers hung from trees and beat them until he came..."

• Crowning Moment of Awesome: Also everything.
• Crowning Moment of Funny: Again, everything.
  • Especially any bit with sound effects created entirely out of the dialogue
  • The giving gifts sequence in Dirty the Pooh.

"For Roo, a bottle of magic mushrooms for his first day at school. For Kanga, a set of seven rubbery cocks, one for each day of the week. Eeyore did not know what a cock was, or what it did, but it sounded necessary. For Tigger, a pogo stick up the butthole."

• • "After that, a new game became popular in the Forest. It was called "doing the bitch."
  • In Dirty the Pooh chapter 3, Ron is blasted into the Hundred Acre Wood and encounters the demon spiders. In order to escape them, he tries to noclip and fly away, but he falls through the floor and is immediately permabanned by Jim Dale, which according to him is very good because he had no friends and was a huge noob.
• Crowning Music of Awesome: The use of E.S. Posthumus' remix of the Moonlight Sonata when Pooh starts eating Piglet alive really underscores the horror of it all.
  • And then there's the ending to the rendition of Ode to Joy, which proves to be spine-tinglingly epic.
• Dude, Not Funny

"It was blissful oblivion, better than September 11th" A reference to lynching from the Dirty Peter Pan audio: "Niggers hung from trees."

• Memetic Sex God: Just read a few topics on the forums. In fact, "god" is censored into "Jim Dale" there.
• Moral Event Horizon: Dirty the Pooh crosses this when he sells his soul to the devil.
• Nightmare Fuel:
  • While the below Squick example applies to pretty much everything else, Dirty the Pooh 3 stands out as providing less Nausea Fuel and more terrifying imagery. At least it still has some funny moments and some very good choices of music near the end.
  • One of the deleted scenes from Dirty The Pooh involved this:

"What did Christopher Robin wish for when he cut the cheese? That is a secret, and if I told you what it was, it would kill you". * cue Overly Long Scare Chord*

• • The ending of Dirty the Pooh: Chapter One. The creepy music combined with Pooh and Eeyore talking about death makes for some pretty severe Mood Whiplash, especially in a series as over-the-top hilarious as Dirty Potter.
  • And in part 3, Pooh holds assembly...from HELL!. "Yes, God can't help you now!"
    • Actually, most of part 3, with dark music playing most of the time, satanism, trees attacking the animals, and Pooh eating Piglet alive. The Banjo-Kazooie music that starts playing suddenly in a huge Mood Whiplash doesn't help much either.
• No Such Thing as Bad Publicity: On the forums, the author asked for advice on what he should do if he's sued by either Jim Dale or J.K. Rowling. He then decided that it would be cool if he does get sued since it would get Dirty Potter on the news. It would also have to be played in court and "require the judge and attorneys to use words like farty poo and chocolate cocks."
• Splicing Failure: If the listener listens closely as Jim Dale says that he hoped you enjoyed Dirty Potter 2, you can just perceive the word "Harry" underneath the word "Dirty".
• Squick: Likely to happen if you think into the narration too much.