Dirty Potter/Characters
Jim Dale
- Even the Guys Want Him
- Interactive Narrator
- Memetic Sex God
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Word of God states this Jim Dale is an entity completely separate from the real Jim Dale.
- N-Word Privileges: He's Jim fucking Dale!! He can do whatever he wants!!
Dirty Potter Characters
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
- Insufferable Genius
- Only Sane Woman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.
Ron Weasley
- Redheaded Hero: The "hero" part is debatable.
- Red Hair and Freckles
- Trapped in Another World
Albus Dumbledore
- Back from the Dead
- My Name Is Not Durwood: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.
- Posthumous Character: Dumbledore has been murdered by Snape.
- Invisible to Gaydar
Draco Malfoy
- Dragged Into Drag: Stuffed into a miniature tutu.
Haggrid
- Anything That Moves: If it stands still long enough.
- Gag Penis: The size of Hogwarts!!
- Shotacon
Fuckbeak
- A Date with Rosie Palms: It's all he's been doing since "the incident" that got him expelled.
- Complete Monster: A very sick fuck of an individual, even by Dirty standards. Apparently, he crossed the Moral Event Horizon and is falsely said to have died as a cover story because of it.
J.K. Rowling
- Creator Cameo: An intersting use of the trope.
- Fartillery: So powerful to send people into other dimensions.
- Hermaphrodite
Others
- Acceptable Targets: The students of Hogwarts are apparently learning spells to defend themselves against Black people.
- The Nose Knows: Voldemort can smell cum from anywhere!
- The Stoner: Professor Sprout confiscates a bag of pot from Ron and Harry, and rewards the House of Gryffindor.
Dirty the Pooh Characters
Winnie the Pooh
- Big Eater: Loves to eat honey, cum, his friends, and will sell his soul for more.
- Complete Monster: In his dimension, he brings about death and destruction.
- Deal with the Devil: Word of God says Pooh sold his soul for honey and gay porn.
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Pooh: My very dear friend, Satan, has told me to tell you that the job for today is to DIE and make it as painful as possible." |
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- Everything's Worse with Bears: you have no idea!
- Katanas Are Just Better: Pooh somehow gets ahold of one.
- Would Hurt a Child: Pooh uses a ginormous ninja sword to cut Roo into strips and later bites off a baby rabbit's head to drink its warm glorious blood.
Tigger
- Made of Iron: He survives unscathed.
- Not Afraid to Die: Even in the face of death, Tigger finds it boring!
Others
- Author Existence Failure: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or offaudio?) and displays his severed head.
Standalone Dirty Characters
Peter Pan
- Completely Missing the Point: Peter's ideas to atone for shitting on Wendy are mostly...pissing and shitting on other people.
- Must Make Amends: He tries to make up for taking a shit on Wendy.