Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza/Quotes
First Date
Jeff: I come from a very strict Greek family. (honk honk) I... Italian family. (honk honk) I'm adopted. I'm Chinese and Native American. (honk honk honk) I'm a white guy. (ding ding ding ding) And we're very strict Catholics. (honk honk) Protestants. (honk) Buddhists. (honk) There is no god. |
Jeff: You're dating other guys, I can see that... (ding ding) Word around the school is (ding ding)...Word around th... (dingdingdingding) (Beat) How many guys are you dating?! |
Forward/Reverse
Jeff: Totally Partaaaay! |
Freeze
(Ryan, Greg, Drew and Colin are huddled side by side when Jeff joins Chip on the other side) |
(after Greg replaces Jeff as the 'donkey') |
Hits Compilation
Colin: "I'm a big fan of the '80s, of course because I was born then... and umm..." |
(re. boybands) |
Colin: "We have collected over 15,000 songs about lawyers, because songs cannot always be about nice things." |
Moving People
(Scene: Ryan and Jonathan are in Tahiti) |
Ryan: (explaining the game) "Basically you'll be in control of Drew... like ABC was in the '90s..." |
(Audience member Jen is struggling to move Chip, as she continually forgets to move his legs.) |
(Ryan getting shoved a bit roughly by audience member Sara) |
(When the models from The Price Is Right guest star) |
(Ryan explains the game; Drew and Chip are the players) |
New Choice
(Ryan as the mythical Cyclops named Phil) |
(Chip is a cowboy introducing Drew to the range) |
Options
Jeff: "What's your favourite section in the video store?" —Jonathan: "I do not like you, you you you, don't put your hand on Thing 1 or 2!"
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Colin: "What I need from you first, is a location where two friends could meet... |
Question This
Drew: "'Scientific names for body parts', please." |
Chip: Bob, can you give us a category? |
Ryan: Number 4. What's your name, whataya do? |
Ryan: "The answer is 'Pickles'..." |
Sentences
(In an ice age scene) |
(In a generic soap opera setting) |
Song for a Lady
Belinda: "I am here with my boyfriend Christopher Webster..." |
Greg: "What does your husband do?" |
Sound Effects
(Chip and Jeff are two cowboys on the range) |
Storytelling
Jeff: "Princess Dumbeloney awoke, her long hair flowing across her pillow. She was looking for love-" |
Two-Headed Expert
Chip/Jonathan: In 1827, the Brai-lsh invented the Eiffel Tower. |
Miscellaneous
(Confession Cam at the end of the 'Jeannie' episode) |