Famous Last Words/Web Original

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Atop the Fourth Wall:
    • "I will find out." MissingNo.
    • "Do not apologize, and do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking... need... concentrate..." Pollo.
  • Binder of Shame
    • "You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!" El Disgusto's ninja, upon being caught thieving from his comrades and being killed by Cheating Bastard. The entire inn got leveled.
  • A Day in Dracula's Life
    • "Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle." Werewolf before he heads off to battle Ballmont and get killed.
    • "Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead." Death, who, usually That One Boss, is instead headlocked and killed quickly by Belmont
    • "Aaahhh! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Fucking ass." Dracula himself, really annoyed with Belmont
  • Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog:
    • "Captain Hammer will save us." Penny.
  • Dragon Ball Z Abridged
    • "Why... didn't... you... DODGE?!" Piccolo.
    • "DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!" Raditz
    • "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus." Goku.
    • So I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI- Yamcha
    • "Remember the bug planet Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?" Nappa
    • "Wait, what?" Chiaotzu
    • "Right behind you, Chiaotzu" Tenshinhan
      • "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." Tenshinhan, Dragonball Z Kai Abridged
    • "But, but I hate you, why would I-" Cui
    • "Wait! You and I, we can team up against Freiza! Rule the universe as husband and wife! Dodoria
    • "What the?" Zarbon
    • "I f**king hate you" Guldo
    • "That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength, of the Recoome ultra-fighting miracle- Recoome... obviously
    • "But remember, you still owe me that space soda" Burter
    • "Clever girl" Jeice
    • "Ribbit, ribbit" Captain Ginyu after being turned into a frog
    • "I sense that they summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now." Super Kami Guru
    • "That's right; I'm your White Mage, and nobody f**ks... with the White Mage" Dende
    • "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do is... Orpheus
    • "Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God you're the last remaining Saiyan." Vegeta
    • "Can't you take a joke?" Krillin
    • "And now I accept the sweet embrace of death" Bardock
    • "Why didn't I wish for immortality?!" Lord Slug
  • Emo Breakup
    • "I think you should. It sounds like he really loves you." Bikini-Beaten Up-Kidnapped Whore
  • A Game of Gods:
    • "May the Force be with you, Link - always..." Galen
    • "Sayonara, bug face; you've had your fill...now choke on it!" Kisame
    • "Tomoya... I am sorry I couldn't save her... I thought I could change the fate's design... please... don't hurt me!" The Original Phi
    • "Na... Nagisa..." Phi
    • "Until Then, Insects, I'll Be Seeing You On The Next Front. ENJOY YOUR REST WHILE YOU CAN!" Digamma
  • Hellsing Abridged
    • "Who is it?" Edward Cullen
    • "Are you mocking me?!" Homicidal Vampire Priest
    • "Everything seems to check out-OH MY GOD!" Front Desk Guy
    • " 'Now, excuse me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains ou-OH GOD NO-!" Communications Guy
    • "The one who sent me...was...Naaaaziiiiiis!" Jan Valentine
    • "Oooooooooooh fuck." Luke Valentine
  • Homestar Runner:
    • "End of line." Tandy 400
    • "It is time. You know what to do." The Paper
  • Kate Modern
    • "I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!" Rupert
    • "What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate Kate off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?" Patient 12
  • The Leet World

Ahmad: I guess I was just a noob to the end.
Cortez: No, Ahmad, I know now that you are the greatest badass the world has ever known.
Ahmad: Awesome...

    • "Well, shit." The Producer
    • "Your friend, The Producer, is---" Mendosa, before Westheimer kills him
  • Lonelygirl15
    • "I... I, um, I better go now. Good luck guys. Bye." Bree
    • "Claire, show these ingrates who I am." the Rogue Elder
    • "Sorry! I'm sorry!" Claire
    • "Jonas, get down!" Gina, Taking the Bullet
    • "You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them, it doesn't matter." Carl
    • "Jonas... Jonas... Goodbye." Lucy, who turns out to be Not Quite Dead
    • "I can't." Nadia Dalton
  • The Nostalgia Chick:
  • The Nostalgia Critic:
    • "Hmm...so God lied to me....that seems like a bit of a dick move." Roger the angel, after finding out that yes, angels can be killed.
    • "Hoho! You conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is-" Dr. Bitch Spasms, who won't be a recurring character
    • "No no, it's cool, just let me work on my dying words. Oh..." Terl. He got better in Spoony's videos.
  • Red vs. Blue:

Church: Tucker, there's something I need to tell you...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...I've always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh...

    • "This doesn't seem physically possible!" Jimmy, as Tex beats him to death with his own skull
    • "Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die." Caboose's mental version of Church
    • "My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so... flappy..." The Red Zealot
    • "Son of a bitch!" Everyone, in the Kill'Em All alternate ending
    • "Church...before I die, I have to tell you...I hold the key to our victory..." Captain Flowers, the first time
    • "I seem to be dramatically pausing for some-" Captain Flowers, after he's brought back from the dead twice.
    • "Wait, Tex... Don't... Don't let him..." York
    • "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" and "I am dead!" Caboose, in the time loop
    • "Oh... dear!" Wyoming, in the time loop
    • "I heard that." Gary/Gamma. He doesn't die until the end of next season, but these are the last words we hear him say
    • "Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us; our dear Tex is going to help us." Wyoming, the last one, that is.
    • Recollections:
    • "Move!'' Agent Washington.
    • "Hold on! Everybody just hold o--!" Agent Texas.
    • "Oh, come on Wash. What're you going to do, shoot--" South Dakota.
      • "Yes. Good suggestion"
    • "I have to be objective here. The next time you see me, I may not want you to help me. Delta, although Revelation reveals that a part of him still exists in Epsilon.
    • "When it goes off I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I ...am a motherfucking ghost." Church, and he didn't get better.
    • "Oh, son of a--" C.T., just before getting "laserfaced" by Epsilon-Church
    • "Will someone explain what's going on?" Lopez, although he can't technically die, since he's a robot he made back-ups of himself that morning.
    • "Hey, Simmons? I think he shot me too." Donut.
    • "Wrong answer..." Agent Texas again. Sort of
    • "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" The Meta
    • "If I don't come back then, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help, he'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy." Epsilon-Church. Sort of.
    • "Oh, okay, wait a minute. Are you going to say 'I love you?'" Tex in the Epsilon World. Church's Response: "No, I'm going to say I forget you."
  • The Remarkable Journey of Higgins Von Higgings
    • "Let's finish this!" Higgins von Higgings
    • "You're mine!" Corporal Tyrannis
  • Sailor Nothing
    • "I'm sorry, sir. I did what I had to do." Ohta
    • "You're like her... You have the same willpower she does when she loses herself..." Magnificent Kamen / Dark General Radon
    • "I want all of this to end, for her and for me. Thank you, Himei... when you see her... tell her Aoshi forgave her." Dark General Argon
    • "I don't want to be this monster anymore. I've lost him forever. All I feel is hurt. All I can do is hurt. Please... please..." The Dark Queen
  • The Spoony Experiment:
    • " Change?! Ya got change?! Aw, come on help a guy out! Have a heart, would ya?!" Spencer D. Bum
  • Suburban Knights
    • "Dude, what are you high? Cause I totally want some." Bill, the opening kill
    • "Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?" the girl Malachite kills.
    • "Dude. That's my heart." One of Chuck's buddies.
    • "Oh hey, I know him!" The Good Witch
    • "And I say I will kill you and follow through with it? Sound good?" Malachite. He didn't die but suffered a Fate Worse Than Death
    • "The power...is...yours..." Ma-Ti
  • Survival of the Fittest (Given the premise, and how long it ran, prepare for a long list)
    • "Die!" Jacob Starr
    • "You... son of a bitch!" David Jackson
    • "You...you compared me to Aki Berg..." Cody Jenson
    • "I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!" Franco Sebberts
    • "From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan? Seth Mattlock
    • "What do I do..." Damien Carter-Madison
    • "Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you." Whitney Acosta
    • "I know you want me to win, Whit... but I can't. I'm sorry..." Ricky Callahan
    • "I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate." Mariavel Varella
    • "I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!" Carson Baye
    • "I LOVE YOU MOM!" Anna Kateridge
    • SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW! Quincy Archer's last written words.
    • "Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..." Cyrille LaBlanche
    • "Good...luck..." Petrushka Ivanova
    • "Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..." Paige Single
    • "So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..." Maria Santiago
    • "MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Amber Whimsy
    • "So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..." Dawne Jiang
    • "Title..." Eva Lancaster
    • "You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!" Jaclyn Krusche
    • "Goodbye." Hermione Miller
    • "I love you...and goodbye." Violetta Lindsburg
    • "S-Sarah, get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!" Miranda Merchant
    • "Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, Sam." Simon Fletcher
    • "Clio?" Luke Templeton
    • "Always cheat, always win." Ethan Kent
    • "Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!" Craig Hoyle
    • "I forgive you." Owen Rothschild
    • "You fucking b-" John Rizzolo
    • "YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
      • "-YYYYYYY" Richard Han
    • "Do you want to kiss me?" Jennifer Romita
    • "I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live." Clio Gabriella
    • "Mum...?...Mum..." Raine Schwarz
    • "Just... wake... up...please..." Ridley Landon
    • "I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time." Victoria Logan
    • "Just survive, OK? Get home." Ben Powell
    • "No." Alexander Seymour
    • ""MARTY, RUN!" Joshua Krakowski
    • "Don't cry. Don't cry." Kyle Portmann
    • "I don't regret a thing." Logan Reynolds

Marion Summers: “No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
( Bill looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)
Bill Davis: “See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one.

    • “Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.” Aislyn McCreery
    • "I love you, Tony." Sofia Martelli
    • "You cow." Janet Claymont
    • “You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.” JJ Sturn
    • "Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me." Stacy Hart
    • "There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go." Sarah Atwell
    • "I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, Hayley." Madelyn Prowers
    • "It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..." Steven Hunt
    • "Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it." Alexander Campbell
    • "F-fuck you." Mike Maszer
    • "G...good...bye..." Maria Graham
    • "Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!” Örn “Dutchy” Ayers
    • "Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!" Milo Taylor
    • “Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.” Annaliese Hanson
    • "Lilly..." Victor Danya
    • "Take this... Tabi's parents... give it to them. Please." Ivan Kuznetsov
    • "It's okay. Kimberly -- it's all going to be okay." Ilario Fiametta III
  • Teen Girl Squad (note: characters are killed multiple times):
    • Issue 1:
      • "A'ight." So and So
      • "OW! My skin!" The Ugly One
      • "Dag, yo." What's Her Face
    • Issue 4:
      • "So Quarterman, how's about you and me?" Cheerleader
    • Issue 5:
      • "I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" Cheerleader
    • Issue 7:
      • "Waaaahh!" young Tompkins
      • "NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!" young Cheerleader
      • "Look at how much we've grown!" Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One simultaneously
    • Issue 8:
      • "16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop..." The Ugly One
      • "My autograph? Why sure!" So and So
      • "OW! My most of me!!" What's Her Face
      • "Everybody died 'cept me!! (A chomping sound is heard.) Aw, crap!" Cheerleader
    • Issue 9:
      • "Owww, my entire life!" Cheerleader
      • "I can be a teen girl!" Mr. Pitters
    • Issue 10:
      • "Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." Cheerleader
      • "Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!" What's Her Face
      • "Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!" So and So
      • "It's our tenth issue-versary!!! Let's do a clip show!!!" Cheerleader (again)
      • "Let's have a wedding!!" So and So (again)
      • "Let's have a baby!!!" The Ugly One
      • "Let's kill someone off!" What's Her Face (again)
    • Issue 11:
      • "Ahh! My tan lines!" Cheerleader
      • "I love summer camp!" The Ugly One
      • "Oh, the memories!" What's Her Face
    • Issue 12:
      • "Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!" The Ugly One
      • "Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—" So and So
      • "TTYL!" Cheerleader
      • "I won't BRB!" Class Prez
    • Issue 13:
      • "Don't let Timkins play my PS One!!!!!" Tompkins
      • "So dignified!" Cheerleader
      • "That's better!" The Ugly One
      • "AHH! THE POPO! I can't do another nickel!" So and So
      • "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)" What's Her Face
    • Issue 14:
      • "AHH! My secret weakness!!" So and So/Scantron
      • "Thank groodness. Sweating is against several of my religions! Cheerleader
      • "Ooh. What's this?" What's Her Face
    • Issue 15:
      • "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" Japanese Culture Greg
      • "A new twist on an old classic!" What's Her Face
      • "Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar 'in his stead'." So and So
      • "Owww! Sheep, you lied!" D n' D Greg
      • "PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!" Cheerleader
      • "Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date." Tompkins
  • The Yogscast have a few.
    • "We're getting separated! Heroes!" - Knight Peculier
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