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{{quote|'''Keroro''': Now, do you have any questions?<br />
{{quote|'''Keroro''': Now, do you have any questions?
'''Tamama''': I don't know...this sounds a lot like that Wet-traman operation from the other day...<br />
'''Tamama''': I don't know...this sounds a lot like that Wet-traman operation from the other day...
*Keroro gets an weird look on his face and pauses whilst an image of Wet-traman appears in the background*<br />
*Keroro gets an weird look on his face and pauses whilst an image of Wet-traman appears in the background*
'''Keroro''': Okay!! Men...let's go recruit some beasts!!...<br />
'''Keroro''': Okay!! Men...let's go recruit some beasts!!...
'''Tamama''': I knew it...he's going to pretend it didn't happen...|'''[[Keroro Gunsou]]''', ''Encounter 67 -- The Charge of The Animal Brigade''}}
'''Tamama''': I knew it...he's going to pretend it didn't happen...|'''[[Keroro Gunsou]]''', ''Encounter 67 -- The Charge of The Animal Brigade''}}


{{quote|'''Wolverine:''' ''What about Onslaught?'' <br />
{{quote|'''Wolverine:''' ''What about Onslaught?''
'''Beast:''' ''We [[Canon Dis Continuity|just pretend that never happened]] ...for the Professor's sake.''|''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]: [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257930 Revisiting Profit]''}}
'''Beast:''' ''We [[Canon Discontinuity|just pretend that never happened]] ...for the Professor's sake.''|''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]: [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257930 Revisiting Profit]''}}


{{quote|''"Dimensions in Time"...we don't like to talk about that.''|''The [[Doctor Who Magazine (Magazine)|Doctor Who Magazine]]''}}
{{quote|''"Dimensions in Time"...we don't like to talk about that.''|''The [[Doctor Who Magazine]]''}}


{{quote|'''Cashier:''' Okay, that's the ''[[Rocky (Film)|Rocky]]'' giftset. That's going to be $49.99.<br />
{{quote|'''Cashier:''' Okay, that's the ''[[Rocky (film)|Rocky]]'' giftset. That's going to be $49.99.<br />
'''Sports Guy:''' Uh...we have a question.<br />
'''Sports Guy:''' Uh...we have a question.<br />
'''Cashier:''' Sure.<br />
'''Cashier:''' Sure.<br />
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{{quote|''' ''Superman'' (1978), and sequels.''' ([[Warner Bros]].) You will believe a man can fly after watching the first movie. You will enjoy Kryptonian villainy in the second movie. You will shrug at everything in the third movie except the toothsome Annette O'Toole as Lana Lang. They didn't make a fourth one. No, they didn't. No, that was a dream. (I like Batman better anyway.)|''Truth & Justice'' bibliography entry, by Chad Underkoffler.}}
{{quote|''' ''Superman'' (1978), and sequels.''' ([[Warner Bros]].) You will believe a man can fly after watching the first movie. You will enjoy Kryptonian villainy in the second movie. You will shrug at everything in the third movie except the toothsome Annette O'Toole as Lana Lang. They didn't make a fourth one. No, they didn't. No, that was a dream. (I like Batman better anyway.)|''Truth & Justice'' bibliography entry, by Chad Underkoffler.}}


{{quote|''' ''Highlander 2'' never happened. Don't make us hurt you.'''|''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony Experiment]]''}}
{{quote|''' ''Highlander 2'' never happened. Don't make us hurt you.'''|''[[The Spoony Experiment]]''}}


{{quote|'''Miss Cackle''': Now come along Miss Harbroom, I've declared this an afternoon out, and you know what that means.<br />
{{quote|'''Miss Cackle''': Now come along Miss Harbroom, I've declared this an afternoon out, and you know what that means.
'''Miss Hardbroom''': A holiday?<br />
'''Miss Hardbroom''': A holiday?
'''Miss Cackle''': More than that. Tomorrow, we will forget that we were here together. An afternoon that never happened!|'''[[The Worst Witch]]''', ''Season 1, Episode 11 -- Let Them Eat Cake''}}
'''Miss Cackle''': More than that. Tomorrow, we will forget that we were here together. An afternoon that never happened!|'''[[The Worst Witch]]''', ''Season 1, Episode 11 -- Let Them Eat Cake''}}


{{quote|''Swank had a brief run on [[Beverly Hills 90210]] and starred in [[Karate Kid]] Pt. 4, a film that we're pretty sure doesn't actually exist. (Except that there's evidence.)''|''[[Cracked (Website)|Cracked]].com''}}
{{quote|''Swank had a brief run on [[Beverly Hills, 90210]] and starred in [[Karate Kid]] Pt. 4, a film that we're pretty sure doesn't actually exist. (Except that there's evidence.)''|''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]].com''}}


{{quote|'''Person #1''': I forgot how good [[The Matrix|that movie]] was.<br />
{{quote|'''Person #1''': I forgot how good [[The Matrix|that movie]] was.<br />
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'''Person #1''': I forgot how great that movie was.<br />
'''Person #1''': I forgot how great that movie was.<br />
'''Person #3''': Too bad they never made any sequels.<br />
'''Person #3''': Too bad they never made any sequels.<br />
'''[[Alt Text]]''': I actually remember being entertained by both the sequels while in the theatre. They just don't hold up nearly as well in later comparison.|''[[Xkcd (Webcomic)|Xkcd]]'', "[http://xkcd.com/566/ Matrix]"}}
'''[[Alt Text]]''': I actually remember being entertained by both the sequels while in the theatre. They just don't hold up nearly as well in later comparison.|''[[Xkcd]]'', "[http://xkcd.com/566/ Matrix]"}}


{{quote|''[[Spider Man|Gwen Stacy]] isn't [[Killed Off for Real|dead]] — she's [[He's Just Hiding|only sleeping,]]''<br />
{{quote|''[[Spider-Man|Gwen Stacy]] isn't [[Killed Off for Real|dead]] — she's [[He's Just Hiding|only sleeping,]]''<br />
''And [[Daredevil|Elektra]] isn't [[Face Heel Turn|evil]] or [[Ax Crazy|insane.]]''<br />
''And [[Daredevil|Elektra]] isn't [[Face Heel Turn|evil]] or [[Ax Crazy|insane.]]''<br />
''And [[Executive Meddling|those bastards]] in the Pentagon can't really [[Stuffed in The Fridge|kill]] [[Identity Crisis|Sue Dibny,]]''<br />
''And [[Executive Meddling|those bastards]] in the Pentagon can't really [[Stuffed in The Fridge|kill]] [[Identity Crisis|Sue Dibny,]]''<br />
''[[Like You Would Really Do It|No more]] than [[Plot Immunity|they could]] kill off [[Superman|Lois Lane.]]''|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0smsBSu1s Four-Color Love Story]'' by the Metasciences}}
''[[Like You Would Really Do It|No more]] than [[Plot Immunity|they could]] kill off [[Superman|Lois Lane.]]''|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0smsBSu1s Four-Color Love Story]'' by the Metasciences}}


{{quote|''Which brings us to the ''[[The Karate Kid|Karate Kid]]'' trilogy. Sure, there was allegedly a fourth installment ("The Next Karate Kid," featuring Hillary Swank as Mr. Miyagi's new student), but as far as I'm concerned, that movie never happened. You hear me? Just like "[[Rocky V]]," "[[Another Forty Eight Hours]]," "[[Caddyshack]] 2," "Another [[Midnight Run]]," "[[Fletch]] 2," "Made," "[[Slap Shot]] II: Breaking the Ice," the final season of "[[Beverly Hills 90210|90210]]" and everything else, "The Next Karate Kid" never happened.''|'''[[Bill Simmons]]''' on the '[http://espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html Holy Trilogy of the 'Karate Kid']}}
{{quote|''Which brings us to the ''[[The Karate Kid|Karate Kid]]'' trilogy. Sure, there was allegedly a fourth installment ("The Next Karate Kid," featuring Hillary Swank as Mr. Miyagi's new student), but as far as I'm concerned, that movie never happened. You hear me? Just like "[[Rocky V]]," "[[48 Hrs.]]," "[[Caddyshack]] 2," "Another [[Midnight Run]]," "[[Fletch]] 2," "Made," "[[Slap Shot]] II: Breaking the Ice," the final season of "[[Beverly Hills, 90210|90210]]" and everything else, "The Next Karate Kid" never happened.''|'''[[Bill Simmons]]''' on the '[http://espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html Holy Trilogy of the 'Karate Kid']}}


{{quote|''"It's a movie so shitty that it's not even considered to be in canon with the rest of the series."''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony One]]''' on ''Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings''}}
{{quote|''"It's a movie so shitty that it's not even considered to be in canon with the rest of the series."''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|The Spoony One]]''' on ''Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings''}}


{{quote|''"Also Hermione and Ginny were both 25 years old and NOT married to Ron and Harry because the epilogue at the end of the last book is STUPID and NEVER HAPPENED."''|''[[Harry Potter|HERMIONE AND GINNY]] [[Questionable Content|VERSUS THE SPACE]] [http://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html WIZARDS]''}}
{{quote|''"Also Hermione and Ginny were both 25 years old and NOT married to Ron and Harry because the epilogue at the end of the last book is STUPID and NEVER HAPPENED."''|''[[Harry Potter|HERMIONE AND GINNY]] [[Questionable Content|VERSUS THE SPACE]] [http://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html WIZARDS]''}}
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Latest revision as of 14:23, 8 August 2014

Keroro: Now, do you have any questions?
Tamama: I don't know...this sounds a lot like that Wet-traman operation from the other day...

  • Keroro gets an weird look on his face and pauses whilst an image of Wet-traman appears in the background*

Keroro: Okay!! Men...let's go recruit some beasts!!...

Tamama: I knew it...he's going to pretend it didn't happen...
—Keroro Gunsou, Encounter 67 -- The Charge of The Animal Brigade

Wolverine: What about Onslaught?

Beast: We just pretend that never happened ...for the Professor's sake.
—X-Men: Revisiting Profit
"Dimensions in Time"...we don't like to talk about that.
—The Doctor Who Magazine

Cashier: Okay, that's the Rocky giftset. That's going to be $49.99.

Sports Guy: Uh...we have a question.

Cashier: Sure.

Sports Guy: I don't want to pay for Rocky V. I like to pretend that Rocky V never happened.

Superman (1978), and sequels. (Warner Bros.) You will believe a man can fly after watching the first movie. You will enjoy Kryptonian villainy in the second movie. You will shrug at everything in the third movie except the toothsome Annette O'Toole as Lana Lang. They didn't make a fourth one. No, they didn't. No, that was a dream. (I like Batman better anyway.)
—Truth & Justice bibliography entry, by Chad Underkoffler.
Highlander 2 never happened. Don't make us hurt you.
—The Spoony Experiment

Miss Cackle: Now come along Miss Harbroom, I've declared this an afternoon out, and you know what that means.
Miss Hardbroom: A holiday?

Miss Cackle: More than that. Tomorrow, we will forget that we were here together. An afternoon that never happened!
—The Worst Witch, Season 1, Episode 11 -- Let Them Eat Cake
Swank had a brief run on Beverly Hills, 90210 and starred in Karate Kid Pt. 4, a film that we're pretty sure doesn't actually exist. (Except that there's evidence.)
—Cracked.com

Person #1: I forgot how good that movie was.

Person #2: Wanna put on the other two?

(#2 is beaten offscren)

Person #1: I forgot how great that movie was.

Person #3: Too bad they never made any sequels.

Alt Text: I actually remember being entertained by both the sequels while in the theatre. They just don't hold up nearly as well in later comparison.
—Xkcd, "Matrix"

Gwen Stacy isn't dead — she's only sleeping,

And Elektra isn't evil or insane.

And those bastards in the Pentagon can't really kill Sue Dibny,

No more than they could kill off Lois Lane.

Which brings us to the Karate Kid trilogy. Sure, there was allegedly a fourth installment ("The Next Karate Kid," featuring Hillary Swank as Mr. Miyagi's new student), but as far as I'm concerned, that movie never happened. You hear me? Just like "Rocky V," "48 Hrs.," "Caddyshack 2," "Another Midnight Run," "Fletch 2," "Made," "Slap Shot II: Breaking the Ice," the final season of "90210" and everything else, "The Next Karate Kid" never happened.
—Bill Simmons on the 'Holy Trilogy of the 'Karate Kid'
"It's a movie so shitty that it's not even considered to be in canon with the rest of the series."
—The Spoony One on Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings
"Also Hermione and Ginny were both 25 years old and NOT married to Ron and Harry because the epilogue at the end of the last book is STUPID and NEVER HAPPENED."
—HERMIONE AND GINNY VERSUS THE SPACE WIZARDS
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