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The first film that [[John Woo]] made in Hollywood after leaving Hong Kong, '''''Hard Target''''' starts off with a homeless man fleeing attackers on motorcycles, before being shot down just before he escapes across a river. Cut to three weeks later, when Natasha Binder (played by Yancy Butler) is looking for her father deep in the heart of New Orleans. [[Jean Claude Van Damme]]...sorry, "Chance" Boudreaux, saves her from a gang. Natasha, after being told that the police won't be able to find her father, hires Chance to protect her as she investigates. Soon, the pair find out about a secret "hunting" ring, led by [[Big Bad]] Emil Fouchon (Lance Henriksen) and must turn the tables on the hunters.
The first film that [[John Woo]] made in Hollywood after leaving Hong Kong, '''''Hard Target''''' starts off with a homeless man fleeing attackers on motorcycles, before being shot down just before he escapes across a river. Cut to three weeks later, when Natasha Binder (played by Yancy Butler) is looking for her father deep in the heart of New Orleans. [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]...sorry, "Chance" Boudreaux, saves her from a gang. Natasha, after being told that the police won't be able to find her father, hires Chance to protect her as she investigates. Soon, the pair find out about a secret "hunting" ring, led by [[Big Bad]] Emil Fouchon (Lance Henriksen) and must turn the tables on the hunters.


The movie is chock-full of John Woo's signature style, especially in the action scenes. Slo-mo, motorcycles exploding, and pigeons abound as Van Damme kicks and shoots dozens of [[Mooks]]. All while sporting a mullet. And being aided by Wilford Brimley. Needless to say, there are some who consider it [[So Bad It's Good]], completely awful, genuinely awesome, or somewhere in between all three.
The movie is chock-full of John Woo's signature style, especially in the action scenes. Slo-mo, motorcycles exploding, and pigeons abound as Van Damme kicks and shoots dozens of [[Mooks]]. All while sporting a mullet. And being aided by Wilford Brimley. Needless to say, there are some who consider it [[So Bad It's Good]], completely awful, genuinely awesome, or somewhere in between all three.
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* [[Oh Crap]]: "Whoops." ''<nowiki>*Boom!*</nowiki>''
* [[Oh Crap]]: "Whoops." ''<nowiki>*Boom!*</nowiki>''
* [[Out of the Inferno]]: Used lots of times. It's a [[John Woo]] movie. Duh.
* [[Out of the Inferno]]: Used lots of times. It's a [[John Woo]] movie. Duh.
* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: Uncle Douvee shows promise at first, but his French accent degrades quickly, at times almost sounding Indian.
* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: Uncle Douvee shows promise at first, but his French accent degrades quickly, at times almost sounding Indian.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Pik Van Cleef is named after [[Lee Van Cleef]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: Pik Van Cleef is named after [[Lee Van Cleef]].
* [[Stuff Blowing Up]]: In '''''spades.'''''
* [[Stuff Blowing Up]]: In '''''spades.'''''
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Revision as of 22:48, 10 April 2017

"Now take your pig stick and your boyfriend, and find a bus to catch."

The first film that John Woo made in Hollywood after leaving Hong Kong, Hard Target starts off with a homeless man fleeing attackers on motorcycles, before being shot down just before he escapes across a river. Cut to three weeks later, when Natasha Binder (played by Yancy Butler) is looking for her father deep in the heart of New Orleans. Jean-Claude Van Damme...sorry, "Chance" Boudreaux, saves her from a gang. Natasha, after being told that the police won't be able to find her father, hires Chance to protect her as she investigates. Soon, the pair find out about a secret "hunting" ring, led by Big Bad Emil Fouchon (Lance Henriksen) and must turn the tables on the hunters.

The movie is chock-full of John Woo's signature style, especially in the action scenes. Slo-mo, motorcycles exploding, and pigeons abound as Van Damme kicks and shoots dozens of Mooks. All while sporting a mullet. And being aided by Wilford Brimley. Needless to say, there are some who consider it So Bad It's Good, completely awful, genuinely awesome, or somewhere in between all three.

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