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* Pretty much every time Aragi runs into Mayoi, he ends up groping her, fighting with her, or both. |
* Pretty much every time Aragi runs into Mayoi, he ends up groping her, fighting with her, or both. |
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** The [[Insane Troll Logic]] he uses to explain it is utterly hilarious. |
** The [[Insane Troll Logic]] he uses to explain it is utterly hilarious. |
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* In episode 14 Kanbaru answered her phone introducing herself as Araragi's love slave. She said this despite the fact that she apparently didn't know it was Araragi on the other end...in front of several children. Moments later she interprets Araragi's request for help to mean she should strip, which she then starts to do. |
* In episode 14 Kanbaru answered her phone introducing herself as Araragi's love slave. She said this despite the fact that she apparently didn't know it was Araragi on the other end...in front of several children. Moments later she interprets Araragi's request for help to mean she should strip, which she then starts to do. |
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* From Hitagi Crab, a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Death Note]]: |
* From Hitagi Crab, a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Death Note]]: |
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{{quote|"Make a deal with a shinigami, see a naked girl. [[All Men Are Perverts|Best shinigami eyes ever.]]"}} |
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* Near the end of Mayoi Snail |
* Near the end of Mayoi Snail |
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{{quote|'''[[Sugar and Ice Personality|Senjougahara]]:''' Sorekara...Araragi-kun...[[Gratuitous English|I]] [[Surprisingly Good English|Love You.]]<br /> |
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'''Mayoi:''' (deadpan) [[Deadpan Snarker|Congratulations]]. }} |
'''Mayoi:''' (deadpan) [[Deadpan Snarker|Congratulations]]. }} |
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* In the first episode of the second season, Koyomi spends about two minutes saying how [[Blatant Lies|he won't molest Mayoi and how he even hates her]] ([[Hypocritical Humor|while stretching like a marathon runner no less)]]... and then hits her with a tackle that would make an NFL player cry with envy. |
* In the first episode of the second season, Koyomi spends about two minutes saying how [[Blatant Lies|he won't molest Mayoi and how he even hates her]] ([[Hypocritical Humor|while stretching like a marathon runner no less)]]... and then hits her with a tackle that would make an NFL player cry with envy. |
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{{quote|'''Koyomi:'''"[[The Glomp|HACHIKUJI!!! I'VE MISSED YOU!!]] I haven't seen you, so I thought you moved away!..."}} |
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* '''Senjougahara:''' "You might not be able to tell with my clothes on, but surprisingly enough, my body isn't worth the jail time." |
* '''Senjougahara:''' "You might not be able to tell with my clothes on, but surprisingly enough, my body isn't worth the jail time." |
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* Pretty much [[Black Comedy Rape|everything Kanbaru does to Koyomi]] in episode 2 of ''Nisemonogatari.'' |
* Pretty much [[Black Comedy Rape|everything Kanbaru does to Koyomi]] in episode 2 of ''Nisemonogatari.'' |
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** Prior to that the panic Kanbaru shows when Araragi points out that she isn't very perverted, prompting her to go after him. |
** Prior to that the panic Kanbaru shows when Araragi points out that she isn't very perverted, prompting her to go after him. |
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* In episode 4 of ''Nisemonogatari'' Tsukihi walks in on Araragi in the bathtub...with Shinobu<ref> |
* In episode 4 of ''Nisemonogatari'' Tsukihi walks in on Araragi in the bathtub...with Shinobu<ref>who still looks like a child</ref> [[Not What It Looks Like|sitting next to him]]. Tsukihi returns moments later with a ''knife''. |
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* In episode 5, Hanekawa gives Koyomi a "ticket" that allows him to touch her boobs as much as he wants, as long as he wants. Koyomi's pretty damn happy...until Hanekawa adds that she'd hate him forever if he used it. Koyomi immediately decides that it ain't worth it. |
* In episode 5, Hanekawa gives Koyomi a "ticket" that allows him to touch her boobs as much as he wants, as long as he wants. Koyomi's pretty damn happy...until Hanekawa adds that she'd hate him forever if he used it. Koyomi immediately decides that it ain't worth it. |
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* In episode 7, after taking Karen home, Koyomi ensures she won't go out again by [[Refuge in Audacity|writing "Any man will do" on her forehead in permanent marker.]] Then, just to be on the safe side ([[Alternate Character Interpretation|or possibly for lulz]]) [[Crosses the Line Twice|he writes "Wearing a bra is a pain, so I'm not" on Tsukihi's cheek as well.]] |
* In episode 7, after taking Karen home, Koyomi ensures she won't go out again by [[Refuge in Audacity|writing "Any man will do" on her forehead in permanent marker.]] Then, just to be on the safe side ([[Alternate Character Interpretation|or possibly for lulz]]) [[Crosses the Line Twice|he writes "Wearing a bra is a pain, so I'm not" on Tsukihi's cheek as well.]] |
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** Episode 9 of ''Nisemonogatari''. During an attempt to 'greet' Mayoi, Koyomi is tripped by Shinobu, who then proceeds to wave mockingly as her hand disappears back into his shadow. |
** Episode 9 of ''Nisemonogatari''. During an attempt to 'greet' Mayoi, Koyomi is tripped by Shinobu, who then proceeds to wave mockingly as her hand disappears back into his shadow. |
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* We find out in Nisemonogatari that Koyomi is afraid of heights by [[Big Little Brother|Karen]] carrying him around on her shoulders. It's also [[Adorkable|ridiculously cute.]] He even ''[[Tears of Fear|cries.]]'' |
* We find out in Nisemonogatari that Koyomi is afraid of heights by [[Big Little Brother|Karen]] carrying him around on her shoulders. It's also [[Adorkable|ridiculously cute.]] He even ''[[Tears of Fear|cries.]]'' |
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{{quote|''"S-s-s-s-scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! It's too high and very scary! Let me down. Let me down. Let me down now! I'm sorry! Please let me down, Karen-san! No, Karen-sama!"''}} |
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* In episode 10 of Nisemonogatari, while talking to him in Mr. Donut, Kaiki snatches [[Butt Monkey|Koyomi's]] wallet out of his hands and keeps the entire thing. He does not stop talking at all. |
* In episode 10 of Nisemonogatari, while talking to him in Mr. Donut, Kaiki snatches [[Butt Monkey|Koyomi's]] wallet out of his hands and keeps the entire thing. He does not stop talking at all. |
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Latest revision as of 17:47, 15 August 2020
 | This page needs some cleaning up to be presentable. This needs to be split into multiple pages: Monogatari (series)/Funny for the franchise as a whole, and Bakemonogatari/Funny, Kizumonogatari/Funny, and Nisemonogatari/Funny for the individual works. |
- Pretty much every time Aragi runs into Mayoi, he ends up groping her, fighting with her, or both.
- The Insane Troll Logic he uses to explain it is utterly hilarious.
- In episode 14 Kanbaru answered her phone introducing herself as Araragi's love slave. She said this despite the fact that she apparently didn't know it was Araragi on the other end...in front of several children. Moments later she interprets Araragi's request for help to mean she should strip, which she then starts to do.
- From Hitagi Crab, a Shout-Out to Death Note:
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"Make a deal with a shinigami, see a naked girl. Best shinigami eyes ever." |
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- Near the end of Mayoi Snail
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Senjougahara: Sorekara...Araragi-kun...I Love You. |
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- In the first episode of the second season, Koyomi spends about two minutes saying how he won't molest Mayoi and how he even hates her (while stretching like a marathon runner no less)... and then hits her with a tackle that would make an NFL player cry with envy.
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Koyomi:"HACHIKUJI!!! I'VE MISSED YOU!! I haven't seen you, so I thought you moved away!..." |
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- Senjougahara: "You might not be able to tell with my clothes on, but surprisingly enough, my body isn't worth the jail time."
- Pretty much everything Kanbaru does to Koyomi in episode 2 of Nisemonogatari.
- Prior to that the panic Kanbaru shows when Araragi points out that she isn't very perverted, prompting her to go after him.
- In episode 4 of Nisemonogatari Tsukihi walks in on Araragi in the bathtub...with Shinobu[1] sitting next to him. Tsukihi returns moments later with a knife.
- In episode 5, Hanekawa gives Koyomi a "ticket" that allows him to touch her boobs as much as he wants, as long as he wants. Koyomi's pretty damn happy...until Hanekawa adds that she'd hate him forever if he used it. Koyomi immediately decides that it ain't worth it.
- In episode 7, after taking Karen home, Koyomi ensures she won't go out again by writing "Any man will do" on her forehead in permanent marker. Then, just to be on the safe side (or possibly for lulz) he writes "Wearing a bra is a pain, so I'm not" on Tsukihi's cheek as well.
- In one fansub, Tsukihi's is "Disregard bras, acquire liberation."
- Episode 9 of Nisemonogatari. During an attempt to 'greet' Mayoi, Koyomi is tripped by Shinobu, who then proceeds to wave mockingly as her hand disappears back into his shadow.
- We find out in Nisemonogatari that Koyomi is afraid of heights by Karen carrying him around on her shoulders. It's also ridiculously cute. He even cries.
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"S-s-s-s-scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! It's too high and very scary! Let me down. Let me down. Let me down now! I'm sorry! Please let me down, Karen-san! No, Karen-sama!" |
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- In episode 10 of Nisemonogatari, while talking to him in Mr. Donut, Kaiki snatches Koyomi's wallet out of his hands and keeps the entire thing. He does not stop talking at all.
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- ↑ who still looks like a child