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{{quote|'''"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"'''|'''Brick Tamland''', ''[[Anchorman]]: The Legend of Ron Burgundy''}}
{{quote|'''"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"'''|'''Brick Tamland''', ''[[Anchorman]]: The Legend of Ron Burgundy''}}


{{quote|'''Apollo:''' '''''[[Catch Phrase|OBJECTION!!]]'''''<br />
{{quote|'''Apollo:''' '''''[[Catch Phrase|OBJECTION!!]]'''''
'''[[The Judge|Judge]]:''' No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!<br />
'''[[The Judge|Judge]]:''' No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
'''Apollo:''' Ah hah hah...<br />
'''Apollo:''' Ah hah hah...
'''Kristoph:''' Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.<br />
'''Kristoph:''' Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
'''Apollo:''' B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?|''Apollo Justice: [[Ace Attorney]]''}}
'''Apollo:''' B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?
|''Apollo Justice: [[Ace Attorney]]''}}


{{quote|'''Miss Information:''' [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?<br />
{{quote|'''Miss Information:''' [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?
'''World's Oldest Woman:''' More like a crate of dynamite! |''[[Histeria!]]''}}
'''World's Oldest Woman:''' More like a crate of dynamite!
|''[[Histeria!]]''}}


{{quote|'''"Samuel L. Jackson":''' HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?<br />
{{quote|'''"Samuel L. Jackson":''' HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?
'''Customer:''' Could you please stop yelling at me?<br />
'''Customer:''' Could you please stop yelling at me?
'''"Samuel L. Jackson":''' NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!|''Chappelle's Show''}}
'''"Samuel L. Jackson":''' NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!
|''Chappelle's Show''}}


{{quote|'''Espa Roba:''' I HAVE TREMENDOES PSYCHIC POWERS!<br />
{{quote|'''Espa Roba:''' I HAVE TREMENDOUS PSYCHIC POWERS!
'''Joey:''' Stop yellin' at me!<br />
'''Joey:''' Stop yellin' at me!
'''Espa Roba:''' WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
'''Espa Roba:''' WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}


{{quote|'''Marge:''' Homer! Use your inside voice.<br />
{{quote|'''Marge:''' Homer! Use your inside voice.
'''Homer:''' I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
'''Homer:''' I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!
|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}


{{quote|"I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!"|'''Strong Mad''', ''Homestar Runner''}}
{{quote|"I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!"|'''Strong Mad''', ''Homestar Runner''}}
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{{quote|"[[Catch Phrase|Lemme tell ya somethin']], Jarret of Pantophage! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH LUODANS, and I'll do it again! Only next time, I'll knit your intestines INTO A SWEATER!"|'''Rath''', ''[[Ben 10: Alien Force|Ben 10 Alien Force]]''}}
{{quote|"[[Catch Phrase|Lemme tell ya somethin']], Jarret of Pantophage! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH LUODANS, and I'll do it again! Only next time, I'll knit your intestines INTO A SWEATER!"|'''Rath''', ''[[Ben 10: Alien Force|Ben 10 Alien Force]]''}}


{{quote|'''Squidward''': I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward''': I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?
'''Plankton''': '''''CORRECT!'''''|''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
'''Plankton''': '''''CORRECT!'''''
|''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}


{{quote|"''DIS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!'''"|'''[[The Ditz|Tim the Ogre]]''', ''[[Looking for Group]]''}}
{{quote|"''DIS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!'''"|'''[[The Ditz|Tim the Ogre]]''', ''[[Looking for Group]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."''|"[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226585 Chandra's Outrage]", 2012 Core Set printing, ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]''}}
{{quote|''"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."''|"[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226585 Chandra's Outrage]", 2012 Core Set printing, ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]''}}


{{quote|'''Twilight Sparkle''': "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."<br />
{{quote|'''Twilight Sparkle''': "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."
'''Princess Luna''': "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the [[Royal We]], and to use '''THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!'''"|''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}
'''Princess Luna''': "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the [[Royal We]], and to use '''THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!'''"
|''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}


{{quote|''"THIS '''IS''' MY INDOOR VOICE!"''|'''Goddess of Explosions''', ''[[Hyper Princess Pitch]]''}}
{{quote|''"THIS '''IS''' MY INDOOR VOICE!"''|'''Goddess of Explosions''', ''[[Hyper Princess Pitch]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!"''|'''[[The Hulk]]''' on [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright]], ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' }}
{{quote|''"Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!"''|'''[[The Hulk]]''' on [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright]], ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' }}


{{quote|'''Dogbert:''' A disturbing number of you have requested the return of [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Loud Howard]]. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.<br />
{{quote|'''Dogbert:''' A disturbing number of you have requested the return of [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Loud Howard]]. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.
'''Loud Howard:''' '''''THEY LOVE ME!!'''''|''[[Dilbert]]''}}
'''Loud Howard:''' '''''THEY LOVE ME!!'''''
|''[[Dilbert]]''}}


{{quote|''WHY IS [[Player Character|THAT FUCKING SOLDIER]] STILL FUCKING ALIVE!? SOMEBODY JUST'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''SHOOT HIM ALREADY!!!''|'''[[Colonel Badass|Colonel]] [[Evil Is Hammy|Richard]] [[General Ripper|Vadek]]''', during his spectacular [[Villainous Breakdown]], ''[[First Encounter Assault Recon|F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin]]''}}
{{quote|''WHY IS [[Player Character|THAT FUCKING SOLDIER]] STILL FUCKING ALIVE!? SOMEBODY JUST'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''SHOOT HIM ALREADY!!!''|'''[[Colonel Badass|Colonel]] [[Evil Is Hammy|Richard]] [[General Ripper|Vadek]]''', during his spectacular [[Villainous Breakdown]], ''[[First Encounter Assault Recon|F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin]]''}}


{{quote|''You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.''|The Narrator of ''[[Homestuck]]'' on [[Grumpy Bear|Karkat Vantas]] }}
{{quote|''You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.''|The Narrator of ''[[Homestuck]]'' on [[Grumpy Bear|Karkat Vantas]]}}

{{quote|''"WELCOME TO THE CACOPHONY OF LOUDNESS AND THE BOMBARDMENT AGAINST YOUR EARDRUMS'' that is my voice."|'''Jacksepticeye''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}nT5saN5sOi4) Reading Your Comments #73]''}}


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Latest revision as of 09:03, 29 February 2016


"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Apollo: OBJECTION!!
Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
Apollo: Ah hah hah...
Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Miss Information: [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?
World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!

"Samuel L. Jackson": HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?
Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?
"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!

Chappelle's Show

Espa Roba: I HAVE TREMENDOUS PSYCHIC POWERS!
Joey: Stop yellin' at me!
Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!

Marge: Homer! Use your inside voice.
Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!

"I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!"
Strong Mad, Homestar Runner
"I CAN BE AS QUIET AS A MOUUUUUUUUSE!"
Strong Mad, Homestar Runner
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume!"
"Lemme tell ya somethin', Jarret of Pantophage! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH LUODANS, and I'll do it again! Only next time, I'll knit your intestines INTO A SWEATER!"

Squidward: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?
Plankton: CORRECT!

"DIS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!'"
"I'M NOT LOUD!"
Loud Howard, Dilbert

"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."

Twilight Sparkle: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."
Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal We, and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!"

"THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE!"
Goddess of Explosions, Hyper Princess Pitch
"Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!"

Dogbert: A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.
Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!

WHY IS THAT FUCKING SOLDIER STILL FUCKING ALIVE!? SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY!!!
You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
—The Narrator of Homestuck on Karkat Vantas
"WELCOME TO THE CACOPHONY OF LOUDNESS AND THE BOMBARDMENT AGAINST YOUR EARDRUMS that is my voice."
Jacksepticeye, Reading Your Comments #73