I know a place
Where the gamer scores are so extreme
Dune, D & D,
Where Rand al'Thor still reigns supreme
Questin', in Hyrule
Dominating Final Fantasy (Seven) (yeah yeah, siete)
Those boys losin' sleep
Tryin' ta keep up with our l33t sp34k (what up, n00bs?) (n00b sauce)
Be a part of our world
In latex and bows
Cuz' these girls play cos'
Set our phasers to stun
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
Geek and Gamer girls, We're unbelievable
Comic Books and Manga in stock
Hasbro toys, So rare, We got the mail-away
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
Geek and Gamer girls, We're undefeatable
FPS Achievement unlocked
Jedi represent Now put your sabers up
Oooooooh oh ooooooh
We, love Stan Lee (Excelsior!)
And Joss created all our favorite shows
We Frag In our sleep (Killjoy!)
We will pwn your ass in Halo (uh oh)
Be a part of our world (Be a part of our world...)
In latex and bows
Cuz' these girls play ‘cos
Set our phasers to stun (Set our phasers to stun...)
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
Geek and Gamer girls, We're unbelievable (Tri-force!)
We all know that Han shot first (It's a trap!)
Anime, No dubs, We want originals
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
Geek and Gamer girls (Level up!), We're undefeatable
RPG Achievement Unlocked
Browncoats, represent! (Shiny!), We aim to misbehave
Oooooooh oh ooooooh
Farscape, Sailor Moon, Hogwarts boys all make them swoon,
Aragorn, Legolas, These are the boys they love the best
I mean they're good to go, Love Scifi, yo',
Marvel, DC, Vertigo
The girls are sweet, They can't be beat, Super fine like Peach
Darth Maul, Standing tall
He's so bad, So say we all
Epic Lootz For The Win
Hyjal's what we're raiding in
Haxxors, Konami Code, Doctor Who, Expert Mode
Game genies, WoW fiendies, Sith meanies, No weenies
Don't forget They the queen-ies
Gamer ladies? (Yeah?)
Raidin' tonight babies? (Uh huh!)
I'm all up on y'as
Cuz you representin' geek and gamer girls
(Ohhh yeahh)
Geek and Gamer girls, We're unbelievable
Comic Books And Manga in stock (Hey!)
Hasbro toys, So rare, We got the mail-away
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
Geek and Gamer girls (Finish him!), We're undefeatable
MMO Achievements unlocked
Trekkers represent (Red shirts, red shirts!) (trekkers, trekkers)
Now put your phasers up
Oooooooh oh ooooooh
(Geek and gaaaaameeerrr, Geek and gaaaaamerrr, giiirrrlll)
Geek and gamer girls man
I really wish they all could be
geek and gamer girls
(Geek and gamer)
(Geek and gamer girls)
Game over.
—Team Unicorn, "Geek and Gamer Girls"