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Not so much an actor as a force of nature, [[Silver Fox|Sean Connery]] made his career as the first actor to play [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]] on the big screen. A former body builder (back in the days when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'steroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for his impressive body hair, effortless masculinity and unique variation on the Scottish accent, Connery's [[Even the Guys Want Him|sex-symbol]] status has proved [[Silver Fox|surprisingly durable despite the ravages of time]], the early onset of baldness (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Never Say Never Again]]''), and occasional press stories of misogyny on his part.
Not so much an actor as a force of nature, [[Silver Fox|Sean Connery]] (25 August 1930 - 31 October 2020) made his career as the first actor to play [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]] on the big screen. A former body builder (back in the days when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'steroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for his impressive body hair, effortless masculinity and unique variation on the Scottish accent, Connery's [[Even the Guys Want Him|sex-symbol]] status has proved [[Silver Fox|surprisingly durable despite the ravages of time]], the early onset of baldness (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Never Say Never Again]]''), and occasional press stories of misogyny on his part.


Also played Henry Jones Sr., father of Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas had wanted to outdo the ''[[James Bond (film)|James Bond]]'' films; therefore, [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]] was both metaphorically and literally [[Indiana Jones]]'s father. Clearly, [[Badass]] is genetic.
He also played Henry Jones Sr., father of Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas had wanted to outdo the ''[[James Bond (film)|James Bond]]'' films; therefore, [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]] was both metaphorically and literally [[Indiana Jones]]'s father. Clearly, [[Badass]] is genetic.


After starring as Allan Quartermain in the somewhat lacklustre ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' movie, Connery retired from acting. Some suggest that these facts are related, that the film was so terrible that he just gave up; [[Your Mileage May Vary|others disagree]]. He has steadfastly refused to come out of retirement, including refusing a cameo in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]''. However, he has returned to voice the main character in the Scottish animated film ''Sir Billi.'' The film's site is [http://www.billiproductions.com/home.php here], and it looks... well... [[Uncanny Valley|Oh God]]. *sob*
After starring as Allan Quartermain in the somewhat lacklustre ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' movie, Connery retired from acting. Some suggest that these facts are related, that the film was so terrible that he just gave up; [[Your Mileage May Vary|others disagree]]. He has steadfastly refused to come out of retirement, including refusing a cameo in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]''. However, he has returned to voice the main character in the Scottish animated film ''Sir Billi.'' The film's site is [http://www.billiproductions.com/home.php here], and it looks... well... [[Uncanny Valley|Oh God]]. *sob*


A major supporter of Scottish independence (though the fact that he hasn't actually lived there for 50 years tends to undermine this a little). Particularly famous for [[Not Even Bothering with the Accent]].
Connery was a major supporter of Scottish independence (though the fact that he hadn't actually lived there for 50 years tended to undermine this a little). In acting circles, he was particularly famous for [[Not Even Bothering with the Accent]].


Hash a dishtinctive way of shpeaking that everyone on airth believesh they can imitate, although [[Eddie Izzard|Eddie Izzhard]] (and reportedly Tony Curran) ish particularly good at it.
Had a dishtinctive way of shpeaking that everyone on airth believesh they can imitate, although [[Eddie Izzard|Eddie Izzhard]] (and reportedly Tony Curran) ish particularly good at it.


He is currently noted for being parodied on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'''s Celebrity Jeopardy recurring sketch, thanks to long-time cast member Darrell Hammond, and is considered a highlight to said recurring sketch (though in the earlier Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, that honor went to Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds).
He is also noted for being parodied on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''{{'}}s "Celebrity Jeopardy" recurring sketch, thanks to long-time cast member [[Darrell Hammond]], and is considered a highlight to said recurring sketch (though in the earlier Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, that honor went to [[Norm MacDonald]] as [[Burt Reynolds]]).


Also notable for [[Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You|trying to shoot you in every video store in the world]].
Also notable for [[Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You|trying to shoot you in every video store in the world]].
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And [[YTMND|YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG]].
And [[YTMND|YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG]].


There is even a website for [https://web.archive.org/web/20140106001929/http://thingsseanconneryshouldsay.com/ things Sean Connery should say].
There was even a website for [https://web.archive.org/web/20140106001929/http://thingsseanconneryshouldsay.com/ things Sean Connery should say], or should have said.


He has won an AFI Life Achievement Award, with tributes from Mike Myers (whose ''[[James Bond]]'' films helped inspire ''[[Austin Powers]]''), his later [[The Other Darrin|James Bond incarnation]] Pierce Brosnan, and James Earl Jones.
He won an AFI Life Achievement Award, with tributes from Mike Myers (whose ''[[James Bond]]'' films helped inspire ''[[Austin Powers]]''), his later [[The Other Darrin|James Bond incarnation]] [[Pierce Brosnan]], and [[James Earl Jones]].


Sean Connery is also notable for the "[[Rule of Sean Connery]]," something that he (and few other people) have been able to accomplish in their lifetimes.
Sean Connery was also notable for the "[[Rule of Sean Connery]]," something that he (and few other people) were able to accomplish in their lifetimes.


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* ''[[Darby O'Gill and the Little People]]''
* ''[[Darby O'Gill and the Little People]]''
* ''[[The Longest Day]]''
* ''[[The Longest Day]]''
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The name'sh Bond... Jamesh Bond.

Pleashe click here for Shelf-Demonshtrating vershion.

Not so much an actor as a force of nature, Sean Connery (25 August 1930 - 31 October 2020) made his career as the first actor to play James Bond on the big screen. A former body builder (back in the days when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'steroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for his impressive body hair, effortless masculinity and unique variation on the Scottish accent, Connery's sex-symbol status has proved surprisingly durable despite the ravages of time, the early onset of baldness (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for Never Say Never Again), and occasional press stories of misogyny on his part.

He also played Henry Jones Sr., father of Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas had wanted to outdo the James Bond films; therefore, James Bond was both metaphorically and literally Indiana Jones's father. Clearly, Badass is genetic.

After starring as Allan Quartermain in the somewhat lacklustre The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie, Connery retired from acting. Some suggest that these facts are related, that the film was so terrible that he just gave up; others disagree. He has steadfastly refused to come out of retirement, including refusing a cameo in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. However, he has returned to voice the main character in the Scottish animated film Sir Billi. The film's site is here, and it looks... well... Oh God. *sob*

Connery was a major supporter of Scottish independence (though the fact that he hadn't actually lived there for 50 years tended to undermine this a little). In acting circles, he was particularly famous for Not Even Bothering with the Accent.

Had a dishtinctive way of shpeaking that everyone on airth believesh they can imitate, although Eddie Izzhard (and reportedly Tony Curran) ish particularly good at it.

He is also noted for being parodied on Saturday Night Live‍'‍s "Celebrity Jeopardy" recurring sketch, thanks to long-time cast member Darrell Hammond, and is considered a highlight to said recurring sketch (though in the earlier Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, that honor went to Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds).

Also notable for trying to shoot you in every video store in the world.

And YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG.

There was even a website for things Sean Connery should say, or should have said.

He won an AFI Life Achievement Award, with tributes from Mike Myers (whose James Bond films helped inspire Austin Powers), his later James Bond incarnation Pierce Brosnan, and James Earl Jones.

Sean Connery was also notable for the "Rule of Sean Connery," something that he (and few other people) were able to accomplish in their lifetimes.

Filmsh shtarrring Shean Connery inclood:
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