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== Season one ==
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 1|Season 1]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 1|Season 1]]

==Season Two==

* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 2|Season 2]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 2|Season 2]]

==Season Three ==
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 3|Season 3]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 3|Season 3]]

==Season Four==
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 4|Season 4]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 4|Season 4]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 5|Season 5]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 6|Season 6]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 7|Season 7]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 8|Season 8]]


==Season Five (2007)==
==[[Catch Phrase]]s==

===''[[wikipedia:Friend or Foe (SpongeBob SquarePants)|Friend or Foe]]'' [5.1]===

:'''SpongeBob''': Why, Mr. Krabs? Why does he hate us so?
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': Listen up Squidward, 'cause this is where it gets juicy.
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:'''SpongeBob''': Don't forget your condiments, Plankton!
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:'''Kid Plankton''': Get outta my FACE!
:''[He and Kid Krabs growl at each other]''
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:'''Potty the Parrot''': You've got rats in the kitchen!

===''Rise and Shine''===
" '''Patrick''': I've got to put on my teeth and brush my pants!

===''Sing a Song of Patrick'' [5.3]===

:'''Patrick''': I think I wrote a poem once... ''[flashback to a younger Patrick, whose voice is higher-pitched]''
:'''Young Patrick''': ''[reading from a sheet of paper]'' A Poem, by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red. I have to go to the bathroom. ''[eats the paper and burps]''
:'''Gym Teacher''': How many times I gotta tell ya, ''this...is...gym class!'' ''[blows a whistle, and several dodgeballs are thrown at Patrick]''
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:'''Squidward''': What's that horrible smell?! ''[sees steam coming out of SpongeBob's window]'' Is Patrick thinking again?
:'''Patrick''': ''[sticking his head out of the window]'' I'm making art!
:'''Squidward''': Patrick, it smells like something crawled into your brain and died.
:'''Patrick''': That's the creative process at work!
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:'''A band member''': This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up!
:'''Another band member''': Oh yeah? ''[he takes the script and, upon reading it, his eyeballs shrivel up and turn to dust]''
:'''Director''': I don't care how awful his poem is, he spent his hundred bucks already!
:'''Band leader''': C'mon guys, we're gonna do this if it kills us. A-one, and a-two, and a--
:''[Cuts to a graveyard: the band members apparently died after recording the song]''
:'''An eulogizer''': ''[to Patrick]'' They wanted you to have this. ''[hands a record to Patrick]''
:'''Patrick''': My song!
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:'''SpongeBob''': It's really loud!
:'''Patrick''': You need it louder? OKAY!
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:"I Wrote This" Lyrics:
:''Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star''
:''I made myself a sandwich''
:''My mommy named it Fred''
:''It tastes like beans and bacon''
:''And smells like it's been dead''
:''Writing stuff is hard''
:''So I used a pointy pencil''
:''Pointy, pointy, pointy''
:''Pointy, pointy, point''
:''P.U., what's that horrible smell?''
:'''Man''': Drum solo! ''[drum solo]''
:''I have a head''
:''It ends in a point''
:''Pointy, pointy, pointy''
:''Pointy, pointy, point''
:''This song is over''
:''Except for this line''
:''You win this round''
:''Broccoli!''

===''A Flea In Her Dome'' [5.4]===

:''[SpongeBob and Patrick are crying because they miss Sandy]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Why did she have to go to the science convention and TAY-HAUS [''Spanish pronounciation of "Texas"'']?
:'''Patrick''': TAY-HAUS!
:'''SpongeBob''': She won't be back for one more hour, 26 minutes, and 47 seconds! ''[they start squirting tears at each other]''
:'''Patrick''': I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose...
:'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone; he's right here! ''[camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]''
:'''Squidward''': No I'm not. ''[walks away]''
:'''SpongeBob''': I sure do miss that squirrel! Her karate chopping, that 10-gallon glass dome over her dome, and who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know how much we miss her!
:'''Patrick''': Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
:'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome-home parties! Patrick, to the tree dome!
:'''Patrick''': WHOHAIE!
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''[singing]'' Welcome, home Sandy, you know that, we missed ya—
:'''Bus Driver''': NO!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!
:'''Sandy''': Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy!
:'''SpongeBob''': That's quite all right, Ms. Cheeks, as long as you don't have a fierce no-''partying'' policy!
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:'''Patrick''': ''[the flea bites him and makes marks on his stomach]'' Ahahahaha! Connect the Dots. ''[draws lines connecting the bite marks on his stomach]'' I drawed a horsey! OUCH!! Why does this flea keep biting me?
:'''Sandy''': When a flea bites you, it's because he's sucking up your blood for nutrition.
:'''Patrick''': I have been bitten by a vampire flea! NO!! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening! ''[starts going berserk]''

===''Krabs à la Mode'' [5.5b]===

:'''Squidward''': I'm going to go recover from hypothermia.
:'''Spongebob''': Hippo-whatia? What does that mean?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': It means he's a big fat crybaby.
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:'''Squidward''': It's freezing in here! How cold does Krabs keep this place anyway? ''[looks at the thermostat which reads 62 degrees, much to his disgust]'' 62 DEGREES!? ''[with confidence]'' I'm gonna set to a toasty ''63''. ''[turns the thermostat dial slightly clockwise; an siren goes off and a red light flashes]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[bursts through the door to his office]'' '''WHOOOOO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?''' ''[everyone points to Squidward]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[to Spongebob]'' Oh, thanks a-- ''[Mr. Krabs grabs him in the jugular]''
:'''Spongebob''': You're welcome, Squidward.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. READ THIS!! ''[points to a poster above the thermostat that reads "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT '''EVER!''']
:'''Squidward''': Do not touch thermostat ever. ''[Mr. Krabs sets it back]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': HEAT COSTS MONEY!! There's two ways to get on me bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me, touches me thermostat!
:'''Squidward''': That's totally selfish!
:'''Spongebob''': Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing in it right now.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': WHAT?!?!?!?!
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[having a nightmare]'' Someone... touching... thermostat!


:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[yells that the icicles fall] Don't..touch...'''ME THERMOSTAT!!!'''

===''Donut Of Shame'' [5.9c]===

:'''Patrick''': Where am I? What happened? Oh yeah, the party. I must have passed out in SpongeBob's kitchen, on the ceiling. See, SpongeBob? I told you we shouldn't stay up past 8:30, things get real crazy after 8:30. ''[has a flashback of last night's tea party]'' She really knows how to pound 'em down huh, SpongeBob... SpongeBob? ''[notices SpongeBob snoring with a donut in his hand]'' That's a good lookin' donut.

===''[[wikipedia:Atlantis Squarepantis "TV Movie" (SpongeBob SquarePants)|Atlantis Squarepantis]]'' ===

:'''Mr Krabs''': Is this some kind of joke!? Where's that gas tank?
:''[Song starts]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''A song? To sing a song? A song of wanting to move along''
:''To a land where all our dreee--
:[Falls to the floor low song stops]
:'''SpongeBob''': Sorry.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''To a land of all our dreeaaams can finaly come true

===''[[wikipedia:20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Spongebobbbb Squarepants) |20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]'' [5.16a]===

:'''SpongeBob''': Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[sounding flirtatious]'' Bye, Squidward.
:'''Patrick''': You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
:'''SpongeBob''': I ''like'' Squidward.
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:'''Patrick''': I think I fell on a rock! ''[shows a sharp, jagged rock in the back of his head]''
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:'''Plankton''': Hello, little one! Would you like a Chum Burger?
:'''Little Kid''': Uh...does it come in raspberry?
:'''Plankton''': Umm...no...
:'''Little Kid''': Blueberry...?
:'''Plankton''': No.
:'''Little Kid''': Uhmmmmmmm...raspberry?
:'''Plankton''': Aw, c'mon kid! You already said that! Quit wasting my time!
:'''Little Kid's Mother''': Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?!
:'''Plankton''': I'm Plankton, ya old hag, and your son smells like boogers!
:'''Husband''': Hey, don't talk to my wife like that! What do you think this is?!
:'''Plankton''': Looks like it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!
:'''Husband's Grandmother''': You can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone ought to put you in a mental institution!
:'''Plankton''': Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!
:'''Husband's Grandmother''': You're probably right...
:'''Plankton''': You people are crazy! I'm gettin' outta here! ''[people begin throwing rocks at him]'' Hey!
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:'''Patrick''': [talking about mysterious stomach-like thing from the abyss] It's a liquid!
:'''Spongebob''': No, it's a solid, it's a solid! [thing oozes mysterious liquid]
:'''Spongebob and Patrick''': It's a losquid...

===''[[wikipedia:The Battle of Bikini Bottom|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]'' [5.17a]===
:'''Patrick''': I happen to like my various smells and germs.
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:'''Patrick''': ''[after he reveals he doesn't wash his hands, much to the chagrin of Spongebob]'' You... ''[writes a "U" on a brick wall with mud]'' are... ''[writes an "R"]'' how do you spell "Notmyfriend"?
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:'''Patrick''': Taste pit evildoer.
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' Did you get any of Patrick's ''gold''?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for!

==Season 6==
===''[[wikipedia:The Splinter|The Splinter]]'' [6.1a]===
Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!!
SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?
Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit.
SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy.
Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?

===''[[wikipedia:Sun Bleached (SpongeBob SquarePants episode)|Sun Bleached]]'' [6.4a]===

:'''Patrick''': ''[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair]'' AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! ''[instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror]'' See?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[screams, horrified]'' I...look... ''[adoring voice]'' amaaaziiing.

===Giant Squidward [6.7a]===

:'''Patrick''': ''[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone]'' They're preeeeeeettyyy! ''[Squidward shrieks]''
:'''Squidward''': Patrick!
:'''SpongeBob''': And SpongeBob!
:'''Squidward''': What are you two doing here?
:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! ''[points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[Yells]'' '''STOP EATING MY KELP!!!''' ''[shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]''
:'''Patrick''': Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
:'''Squidward''': Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
:'''Patrick''': Hmmmmmm...yeah.
:'''Squidward''': Then have some more! ''[sprays the ice cream]''
:'''Patrick''': ''[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger]'' Whoa! Oof!
:'''Squidward''': Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
:'''Patrick''': Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob and Patrick]'' HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
:'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure?
:'''Patrick''': Yeah! You'll be ugly again!
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:'''SpongeBob''': Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
:'''Patrick''': You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!
:'''SpongeBob''': I know, and it is a burden I must carry.

==Repeated Quotes==
* '''SpongeBob''': "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
* '''SpongeBob''': "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
* '''Patrick''': "Oh, barnacles!"
* '''Patrick''': "Oh, barnacles!"
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* '''Sandy''': "Yee-haw!"
* '''Sandy''': "Yee-haw!"


==Season 8==
===The Way of the Sponge===
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a '''clear''' belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind '''INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS!''' [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
:'''Sandy''': Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
:'''Spongebob''': (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': And I'm revoking '''your''' black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
:'''Sandy''': Hey. You can't do that.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this '''SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT!''' Stick to something you're good at, son.
:'''Spongebob''': Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
:'''Sandy''': That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': The sponge one will never earn his belt.
:'''Sandy''': I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
:'''Sandy''': That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Who are you talking to?


==Unsorted Quotes==
==Unsorted Quotes==
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* "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
* "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
* "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
* "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
* Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?" </br>
* Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?" <br />
SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]</br>
SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]<br />
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."</br>
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."<br />
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=== [[wikipedia:Eugene Krabs|Eugene Krabs]]===
=== [[wikipedia:Eugene Krabs|Eugene Krabs]]===
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Catch Phrases

  • SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
  • Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
  • Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
  • Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
  • Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
  • Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
  • Fred: "My leg!"
  • Sandy: "Yee-haw!"


Unsorted Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants

  • "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
  • "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
  • "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."

Patrick Star

  • "Birthday Happy."
  • "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
  • "We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
  • "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."

Sandy Cheeks

  • "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
  • "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
  • "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
  • "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
  • Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"

SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."

Eugene Krabs

  • "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
  • "That's me money walking out the door!"
  • "Hello... may I take your money?"
  • (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
  • "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
  • Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
    Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."
  • "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."

"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."

Fishes

  • SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
    Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming]
  • SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
    Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"
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