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==Season Five (2007)== |
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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 5|Season 5]] |
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===''[[wikipedia:Friend or Foe (SpongeBob SquarePants)|Friend or Foe]]'' [5.1]=== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Why, Mr. Krabs? Why does he hate us so? |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': Listen up Squidward, 'cause this is where it gets juicy. |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Don't forget your condiments, Plankton! |
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:'''Kid Plankton''': Get outta my FACE! |
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:''[He and Kid Krabs growl at each other]'' |
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:'''Potty the Parrot''': You've got rats in the kitchen! |
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===''Rise and Shine''=== |
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" '''Patrick''': I've got to put on my teeth and brush my pants! |
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===''Sing a Song of Patrick'' [5.3]=== |
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:'''Patrick''': I think I wrote a poem once... ''[flashback to a younger Patrick, whose voice is higher-pitched]'' |
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:'''Young Patrick''': ''[reading from a sheet of paper]'' A Poem, by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red. I have to go to the bathroom. ''[eats the paper and burps]'' |
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:'''Gym Teacher''': How many times I gotta tell ya, ''this...is...gym class!'' ''[blows a whistle, and several dodgeballs are thrown at Patrick]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': What's that horrible smell?! ''[sees steam coming out of SpongeBob's window]'' Is Patrick thinking again? |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[sticking his head out of the window]'' I'm making art! |
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:'''Squidward''': Patrick, it smells like something crawled into your brain and died. |
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:'''Patrick''': That's the creative process at work! |
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:'''A band member''': This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up! |
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:'''Another band member''': Oh yeah? ''[he takes the script and, upon reading it, his eyeballs shrivel up and turn to dust]'' |
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:'''Director''': I don't care how awful his poem is, he spent his hundred bucks already! |
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:'''Band leader''': C'mon guys, we're gonna do this if it kills us. A-one, and a-two, and a-- |
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:''[Cuts to a graveyard: the band members apparently died after recording the song]'' |
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:'''An eulogizer''': ''[to Patrick]'' They wanted you to have this. ''[hands a record to Patrick]'' |
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:'''Patrick''': My song! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': It's really loud! |
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:'''Patrick''': You need it louder? OKAY! |
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:"I Wrote This" Lyrics: |
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:''Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star'' |
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:''I made myself a sandwich'' |
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:''My mommy named it Fred'' |
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:''It tastes like beans and bacon'' |
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:''And smells like it's been dead'' |
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:''Writing stuff is hard'' |
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:''So I used a pointy pencil'' |
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:''Pointy, pointy, pointy'' |
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:''Pointy, pointy, point'' |
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:''P.U., what's that horrible smell?'' |
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:'''Man''': Drum solo! ''[drum solo]'' |
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:''I have a head'' |
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:''It ends in a point'' |
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:''Pointy, pointy, pointy'' |
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:''Pointy, pointy, point'' |
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:''This song is over'' |
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:''Except for this line'' |
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:''You win this round'' |
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:''Broccoli!'' |
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===''A Flea In Her Dome'' [5.4]=== |
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:''[SpongeBob and Patrick are crying because they miss Sandy]'' |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Why did she have to go to the science convention and TAY-HAUS [''Spanish pronounciation of "Texas"'']? |
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:'''Patrick''': TAY-HAUS! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': She won't be back for one more hour, 26 minutes, and 47 seconds! ''[they start squirting tears at each other]'' |
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:'''Patrick''': I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose... |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone; he's right here! ''[camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': No I'm not. ''[walks away]'' |
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:'''SpongeBob''': I sure do miss that squirrel! Her karate chopping, that 10-gallon glass dome over her dome, and who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know how much we miss her! |
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:'''Patrick''': Is Sandy the one I call "mom"? |
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:'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome-home parties! Patrick, to the tree dome! |
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:'''Patrick''': WHOHAIE! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''[singing]'' Welcome, home Sandy, you know that, we missed ya— |
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:'''Bus Driver''': NO!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! |
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:'''Sandy''': Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy! |
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:'''SpongeBob''': That's quite all right, Ms. Cheeks, as long as you don't have a fierce no-''partying'' policy! |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[the flea bites him and makes marks on his stomach]'' Ahahahaha! Connect the Dots. ''[draws lines connecting the bite marks on his stomach]'' I drawed a horsey! OUCH!! Why does this flea keep biting me? |
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:'''Sandy''': When a flea bites you, it's because he's sucking up your blood for nutrition. |
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:'''Patrick''': I have been bitten by a vampire flea! NO!! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening! ''[starts going berserk]'' |
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===''Krabs à la Mode'' [5.5b]=== |
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:'''Squidward''': I'm going to go recover from hypothermia. |
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:'''Spongebob''': Hippo-whatia? What does that mean? |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': It means he's a big fat crybaby. |
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:'''Squidward''': It's freezing in here! How cold does Krabs keep this place anyway? ''[looks at the thermostat which reads 62 degrees, much to his disgust]'' 62 DEGREES!? ''[with confidence]'' I'm gonna set to a toasty ''63''. ''[turns the thermostat dial slightly clockwise; an siren goes off and a red light flashes]'' |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[bursts through the door to his office]'' '''WHOOOOO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?''' ''[everyone points to Squidward]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to Spongebob]'' Oh, thanks a-- ''[Mr. Krabs grabs him in the jugular]'' |
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:'''Spongebob''': You're welcome, Squidward. |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. READ THIS!! ''[points to a poster above the thermostat that reads "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT '''EVER!'''] |
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:'''Squidward''': Do not touch thermostat ever. ''[Mr. Krabs sets it back]'' |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': HEAT COSTS MONEY!! There's two ways to get on me bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me, touches me thermostat! |
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:'''Squidward''': That's totally selfish! |
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:'''Spongebob''': Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing in it right now. |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': WHAT?!?!?!?! |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[having a nightmare]'' Someone... touching... thermostat! |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[yells that the icicles fall] Don't..touch...'''ME THERMOSTAT!!!''' |
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===''Donut Of Shame'' [5.9c]=== |
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:'''Patrick''': Where am I? What happened? Oh yeah, the party. I must have passed out in SpongeBob's kitchen, on the ceiling. See, SpongeBob? I told you we shouldn't stay up past 8:30, things get real crazy after 8:30. ''[has a flashback of last night's tea party]'' She really knows how to pound 'em down huh, SpongeBob... SpongeBob? ''[notices SpongeBob snoring with a donut in his hand]'' That's a good lookin' donut. |
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===''[[wikipedia:Atlantis Squarepantis "TV Movie" (SpongeBob SquarePants)|Atlantis Squarepantis]]'' === |
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:'''Mr Krabs''': Is this some kind of joke!? Where's that gas tank? |
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:''[Song starts]'' |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''A song? To sing a song? A song of wanting to move along'' |
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:''To a land where all our dreee-- |
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:[Falls to the floor low song stops] |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Sorry. |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''To a land of all our dreeaaams can finaly come true |
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===''[[wikipedia:20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Spongebobbbb Squarepants) |20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]'' [5.16a]=== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[sounding flirtatious]'' Bye, Squidward. |
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:'''Patrick''': You said "Bye Squidward" twice. |
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:'''SpongeBob''': I ''like'' Squidward. |
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:'''Patrick''': I think I fell on a rock! ''[shows a sharp, jagged rock in the back of his head]'' |
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:'''Plankton''': Hello, little one! Would you like a Chum Burger? |
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:'''Little Kid''': Uh...does it come in raspberry? |
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:'''Plankton''': Umm...no... |
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:'''Little Kid''': Blueberry...? |
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:'''Plankton''': No. |
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:'''Little Kid''': Uhmmmmmmm...raspberry? |
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:'''Plankton''': Aw, c'mon kid! You already said that! Quit wasting my time! |
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:'''Little Kid's Mother''': Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?! |
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:'''Plankton''': I'm Plankton, ya old hag, and your son smells like boogers! |
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:'''Husband''': Hey, don't talk to my wife like that! What do you think this is?! |
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:'''Plankton''': Looks like it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is! |
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:'''Husband's Grandmother''': You can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone ought to put you in a mental institution! |
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:'''Plankton''': Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma! |
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:'''Husband's Grandmother''': You're probably right... |
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:'''Plankton''': You people are crazy! I'm gettin' outta here! ''[people begin throwing rocks at him]'' Hey! |
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:'''Patrick''': [talking about mysterious stomach-like thing from the abyss] It's a liquid! |
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:'''Spongebob''': No, it's a solid, it's a solid! [thing oozes mysterious liquid] |
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:'''Spongebob and Patrick''': It's a losquid... |
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===''[[wikipedia:The Battle of Bikini Bottom|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]'' [5.17a]=== |
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:'''Patrick''': I happen to like my various smells and germs. |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[after he reveals he doesn't wash his hands, much to the chagrin of Spongebob]'' You... ''[writes a "U" on a brick wall with mud]'' are... ''[writes an "R"]'' how do you spell "Notmyfriend"? |
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:'''Patrick''': Taste pit evildoer. |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' Did you get any of Patrick's ''gold''? |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for! |
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==Season 6== |
==Season 6== |
Revision as of 13:27, 9 May 2016
Season one
Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five (2007)
Season 6
The Splinter [6.1a]
Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!! SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh? Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit. SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy. Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?
Sun Bleached [6.4a]
- Patrick: [sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair] AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! [instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror] See?
- SpongeBob: [screams, horrified] I...look... [adoring voice] amaaaziiing.
Giant Squidward [6.7a]
- Patrick: [about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone] They're preeeeeeettyyy! [Squidward shrieks]
- Squidward: Patrick!
- SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!
- Squidward: What are you two doing here?
- SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! [points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]
- Squidward: [Yells] STOP EATING MY KELP!!! [shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]
- Patrick: Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
- Squidward: Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
- Patrick: Hmmmmmm...yeah.
- Squidward: Then have some more! [sprays the ice cream]
- Patrick: [falls over when the ice cream gets bigger] Whoa! Oof!
- Squidward: Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
- Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
- Squidward: [to SpongeBob and Patrick] HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
- SpongeBob: Are you sure?
- Patrick: Yeah! You'll be ugly again!
- SpongeBob: Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
- Patrick: You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!
- SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry.
Repeated Quotes
- SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
- Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
- SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
- Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
- Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
- Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
- Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
- Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
- Fred: "My leg!"
- Sandy: "Yee-haw!"
Season 8
The Way of the Sponge
- Fuzzy Acorns: Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a clear belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS! [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
- Sandy: Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
- Spongebob: (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
- Fuzzy Acorns: And I'm revoking your black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
- Sandy: Hey. You can't do that.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT! Stick to something you're good at, son.
- Spongebob: Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
- Sandy: That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
- Fuzzy Acorns: The sponge one will never earn his belt.
- Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
- Sandy: That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Who are you talking to?
Unsorted Quotes
SpongeBob SquarePants
- "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
- "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
- "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."
Patrick Star
- "Birthday Happy."
- "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
- "We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
- "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."
Sandy Cheeks
- "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
- "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
- "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
- "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
- Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"
SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."
Eugene Krabs
- "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
- "That's me money walking out the door!"
- "Hello... may I take your money?"
- (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
- "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
- Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually." - "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."
"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."
Fishes
- SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming] - SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"